Married With Movies

In this episode, the Mullets watch the Snyder Cut among other new films and tell their daughter to go to sleep before discussing wine in hotel rooms, AIM and the disappointment of who will be play Pat Riley. The video of the Mullets trying Da Bomb is now available for your viewing pleasure! That and more is on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follo...

In this episode, the Mullets sit through another movie that was bought for them for “no reason.” One of them tries to make sense of the insanity of a tire blowing things up while the other just talks about the shower. Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content for your listening pleasure! Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podc...

In this episode, the Mullets put on their tuxedo and dress to unveil the winners of the 2020 Mullet Awards VOTED BY YOU, the audience! Thank you for your amazing response! Plus, more Oscar season thoughts! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content for your listening pleasure! Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitc...

In this episode, the Mullets have been together 14 years and decide to try and be nice to each other the entire recording while discussing loud Nine Inch Nails, Benicio mumblings and DeNiro ticks. Voting is NOW OPEN for our annual Best and Worst Year End Awards! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! The deadline is Monday, February 22nd at 6 PM EST. Spelling bees, Stacked, The Netw...

In this episode, the Mullets talk Oscars, Cheetos and home viewings at length because they REALLY don’t know how to talk about this crappy movie a parent bought for them. It’s all-time crap with a Sam impression! Voting is NOW OPEN for our annual Best and Worst Year End Awards! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! You only have a few days left! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks...

In this episode, the Mullets recoup from a crazy weekend and continue wrapping it up by discussing sequel expectations vs memories, actors being themselves in movies and how funny babies and raccoons can be. Voting is NOW OPEN for our annual Best and Worst Year End Awards! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus...

In this episode, the Mullets are excited about the Royal Rumble, so they watch the most 80s wrestling movie ever. This one has everything: offensive little people, Samoan lineages, LCD people and angry plugs. Voting is NOW OPEN for our annual Best and Worst Year End Awards! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus...

In this episode, the Mullets recap a busy birthday weekend before going back 80 years to discuss the fastest talking in film history, Cary Grant’s swag and the need for more badass females in film. Voting is NOW OPEN for our annual Best and Worst Year End Awards! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content fo...

In this episode, the Mullets recap two crazy weeks in the world and their viewings before celebrating Chris’ birthday by discussing odd children’s TV, Kyle Mooney’s charm and some actual emotional maturity. Voting is NOW OPEN for our annual Best and Worst Year End Awards! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus c...

It’s that time of the year! Chris and Sam unveil their picks for the best and the worst of 2020. There’s yelling, arguing, confusion, laughter and burping. In other words, it’s a classic. PLUS: a recap of Christmas! Voting is NOW OPEN! Cast your votes for the 2020 Mullet Awards right now! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content for your listening pleasure! L...

In this final episode of 2020, the Mullets recap the food, gifts and fun times of the holidays before jumping into a discussion about Gosling’s genius, Ford’s effort and Leto’s weirdness. Next week: nomination time!!! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content for your listening pleasure! Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podc...

In this episode, it’s Samantha’s birthday! Her birthday movie selection leads to a discussion about Keanu’s pro chances, roles in bar fights, the Electric Slide’s place in history and more. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content for your listening pleasure! Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Sti...

In this episode, the Mullets preview the odd Oscar race before celebrating XMas early in the worst way: the Lifetime way! Topics discussed include two Marios, blatant commercialism, pancakes and Cubs vs bobsleds. Spelling bees, Stacked, The Networks and more is all available as bonus content for your listening pleasure! Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts...

In this episode, the Mullets argue about handwriting and basketball hoop prices before discussing crimes, prison trips, bad luggage and the assumed love child of Nic Cage and Sly Stallone. A new Patreon exclusive is live! The Mullets battle in a spelling bee hosted by Tope Adebanjo! Plus, all of our Mullet Award and Network episodes are available. Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate, review and...

In this episode, the Mullets recap their Thanksgiving/Black Friday weekend before getting emotional as fuck talking about another amazing Pixar film before diving into cultural differences, death and Benjamin Bratt. A new Patreon exclusive is live! The Mullets battle in a spelling bee hosted by Tope Adebanjo! Plus, all of our Mullet Award and Network episodes are available. Listen to it all on our...

In this episode, the Mullets are coming down from their daughter’s birthday weekend by watching a surprise documentary that makes one person compare themselves and the other bring back their only impression. A new Patreon exclusive is hitting very soon! The Mullets battle in a spelling bee hosted by Tope Adebanjo! Plus, all of our Mullet Award and Network episodes are available. Listen to it all o...

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate their daughter’s fourth birthday by watching a classic Disney Princess movie. One of them forgets how traumatizing it is, the other forgets everything else. Oh, and the debut of ALF! Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to...

In this episode, the Mullets are stressed because it’s the world right now, so they got some laughs in this week while discussing Ben Stiller’s genius stupidity, Robert Downey Jr’s lines and Jack Black’s problem. Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it all on...

In this episode, the Mullets recap some recent travel and streaming films before diving into anthology movies, witch boobs, penile euphemisms, kid feet, Kathy Griffin and a burping Beetlejuice. Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it all on our Patreon! Rate,...

In this episode, the Mullets return to Wrapping It Up by watching more smart sharks (not shart smarks), missing LL Cool J’s musical talents, wondering how hard it is to keep boobs in a top and look for LESLIE!!!!!!!! Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it al...

In this episode, the Mullets’ Lepretober nightmare is OVER with the worst of them all and the best of them all (if you can believe that)! They discuss WWE tropes, awesome kills and awful sororities as they wrap it up. Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it a...

In this episode, Lepretober takes a turn in somehow a worse direction with two movies in an urban atmosphere. Are you ready for ninjas, afros, rhyming, bong hits, Sticky Fingaz and DISGUSTING FEET?!?! Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it all on our Patreon...

In this episode, Lepretober rolls on as our little friend visits Vegas and essentially a cheap version of Aliens. This one gets crazy. Some key phrases to prepare you: Elvis impressions, titty monologue, Juwanna Mann. Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it a...

October is finally here and that means one thing: our deep dive of the Leprechaun film series begins!! In this episode, we discuss Jennifer Aniston’s beginnings, little people on wheels and costumes of the past. Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it all on...

In this episode, the Mullets talk drastically shifting tones, Colin Farrell’s greatest threats and way too much of the dreaded C-word. This one is not for the little ones (and yes, that’s a double entendre). Patreon is blowing up for Married with Movies! The Battle of the Networks series, our retro awards and Stacked breakdown are all available with more stuff coming soon! Listen to it all on our...