Mark and Pete

Steven Spielberg believes humanity may discover extraterrestrial life within our lifetime, which is either the beginning of the greatest scientific revelation in history or an elaborate way of making everyone look up from their phones for five minutes. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at Spielberg’s comments about UFOs, UAPs, alien life and the belief that we may not be alone in the unive...

The Bayeux Tapestry is coming back to Britain, nearly 1,000 years after the Battle of Hastings, and naturally everyone is being very calm and sensible about it. By which we mean there are special crates, vibration tests, conservation reports, political speeches, nervous curators, and the faint sound of historians breathing into paper bags. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at the extraordi...

Tony Blair has accused Keir Starmer’s Labour government of lacking a coherent plan, which is a little like being told your sermon has no structure by a man who once preached for three hours and then invaded the notices. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at Tony Blair’s criticism of Keir Starmer, the growing sense of drift around the Labour government, and the uncomfortable question now han...

Births in England and Wales have fallen again, for the fourth record-low year in a row, and the numbers are not exactly whispering. They are standing in the kitchen at midnight, holding a mug of tea, saying, “We may have a problem here.” In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at the dramatic fall in the birth rate, the latest ONS figures, and what they reveal about family, fertility, money, hou...

Peter Murrell, the former chief executive of the SNP and estranged husband of Nicola Sturgeon, has admitted embezzling more than £400,000 from the Scottish National Party. Which is quite a sentence, even by the standards of modern politics, where the bar is now lying somewhere in a ditch wearing a hi-vis jacket. In this episode of Mark and Pete , we look at the Peter Murrell SNP scandal, the polit...

Bread. Eggs. Milk. Cheese. Butter. Baked beans. Not exactly the shopping list of an oligarch. Yet in recent years these everyday staples have become noticeably more expensive, and for many families the weekly shop now feels less like a routine errand and more like a minor financial event. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at the continuing rise in food prices and ask why so many people fee...

After twenty-two long years, Arsenal are champions again. The jokes about “bottling it” can finally be retired, at least temporarily, and somewhere in North London a generation of supporters are still wandering around in a state of emotional confusion, unsure whether to sing, cry or simply phone relatives they have not spoken to since the Wenger era. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at Ar...

Judith Chalmers has died at the age of 90, bringing to a close one of the most remarkable careers in British broadcasting. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we remember the woman who became the face of travel television and helped generations of Britons discover the wider world long before smartphones, online booking forms and budget airline baggage disputes became part of everyday life. For decad...

Paul McCartney is helping to open up one of the most famous addresses in music history, 3 Savile Row, including access to the rooftop where The Beatles played their final public performance in January 1969. Which raises an interesting question. Why on earth do people still care? In this episode of Mark and Pete, we wander from a cold London rooftop into much deeper territory. The Beatles broke up...

Britain lost Eurovision again, which now happens with such regularity it practically counts as a national tradition. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we ask the increasingly uncomfortable question: should the UK still bother entering the Eurovision Song Contest at all? From political voting blocs and changing European culture to glitter cannons, novelty acts, and the strange annual ritual of Brit...

Why does every British Prime Minister now seem doomed almost immediately? In this episode of Mark and Pete, we explore whether the job of Prime Minister has quietly become impossible. From Boris Johnson and Liz Truss to Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer, modern British politics increasingly feels less like leadership and more like surviving a public psychological experiment conducted by Twitter, the Tr...

zAmazon drone delivery UK trials have finally become reality and, honestly, it feels exactly like Britain would make the future feel: slightly exciting, faintly ridiculous, and only a few minutes away from being shouted at by somebody in slippers holding a mug of tea. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at Amazon’s first proper drone package deliveries in Britain, what they mean for technolo...

The Pussycat Dolls reunion tour has reportedly collapsed after poor ticket sales and, if we’re honest, there’s something almost beautifully symbolic about it. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look at the cancelled Pussycat Dolls comeback, nostalgia culture, fading celebrity, and the strange modern reality that fame now burns hotter, louder, and much shorter than it used to. Once upon a time th...

Ted Turner dead at 87 , it feels a bit like the end of a particular species of American businessman. The loud, impossible, swaggering media baron who looked as though he might buy a television station during a long lunch and then accidentally reshape civilisation before supper. In this episode of Mark and Pete, we look back at the life and legacy of CNN founder Ted Turner, the man who helped inven...

There is something oddly reassuring about Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? still existing. In an age where television increasingly resembles either therapy, humiliation, or celebrities baking things under emotional lighting, Millionaire remains gloriously simple. Questions. Tension. Lights. Somebody sweating gently while trying to remember the capital of Kazakhstan. Civilisation, really. In this epi...

Banksy has spent years cultivating the image of the outsider. The elusive vandal-philosopher with a spray can, appearing in the night to mock politicians, consumerism, surveillance culture, and the general strange theatre of modern life. Yet here we are in 2026 discussing a Banksy statue that is being photographed politely by tourists while councils hover nearby trying not to look too pleased with...

 A story involving Stephen Fry, a public fall, and the suggestion of legal action against a festival organiser might sound, at first glance, like a minor celebrity mishap. It isn’t quite that. It sits, slightly awkwardly, in that space where British common sense meets the slow creep of compensation culture, and where an uneven bit of ground can turn into a philosophical problem about responsibilit...

It is, on the face of it, a slightly odd sort of crime. Not subtle, not especially discreet, and certainly not small. Costumes belonging to Madonna have been stolen, and not just any costumes, but the sort tied up with entire eras, performances, identities even. Which makes it less like nicking clothes and more like walking off with fragments of pop history. These are the pieces that once sat unde...

It begins, as these things often do, with something that sounds both sensible and faintly unreal. The UK government is pressing ahead with a generational smoking ban, which means that today’s teenagers may simply never be allowed to buy tobacco at all. Not later, not when they turn 18, not even when they are old enough to regret it properly. Just… never. A slow fade-out of smoking, engineered in l...

Something quietly marvellous has happened. A lost episode of the Morecambe and Wise Show has turned up, not with trumpets exactly, more like a slightly dusty miracle pulled from a cupboard somewhere, and it has done what very few things manage now. It has made people genuinely pleased. Not outraged, not divided, just pleased, which is almost suspicious in itself. This rediscovered piece of classic...

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has just welcomed a striking wave of British artists, and on the surface it feels exactly as it should: overdue recognition, a bit of national pride, a gentle nod to the fact that, yes, these songs really did shape something. Decades on, they still hum along in the background of people’s lives. Weddings, car journeys, slightly tired radios in kitchens. It all matters...

Siesta Dog TV might sound like a charming little corner of YouTube, and in fairness it is soft visuals, gentle movement, carefully designed to keep your dog calm while you’re out but it also says rather more about us than we might like to admit. In this episode of Mark and Pete , we take a look at the growing trend of dog TV, pet wellbeing content, and the booming industry around animal anxiety, a...

Donald Trump vs the Pope over the Iran war has quickly become one of the strangest and most talked-about global flashpoints, not only because of the stakes military escalation, nuclear fears, oil shocks but because of the tone. What should feel like sober, weighty leadership has, at moments, drifted into something oddly familiar: a public spat, half-policy, half-posturing, playing out in full view...

Marmalade, EU regulation, UK food labelling, citrus spread none of these sound like the beginning of a cultural moment, and yet here we are. A quiet little story about jars and labels has turned into something oddly revealing about how modern Britain works, and how it continues to align with European Union standards even after Brexit. The issue itself is simple enough on the surface: definitions a...

Badminton, of all things, is having a moment. Not a glorious one, mind you, but a slightly awkward, faintly ridiculous sort of crisis. The problem is not scandal or corruption or even poor umpiring. It is goose feathers. Actual goose feathers. At the top level of the sport, shuttlecocks are not plastic. They are made, rather precisely, from sixteen feathers, all taken from the same side of a goose...