Pranav and Usama

Mango Bae

Comedy EN ↓ 183 episodes

Stand-up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora as well as immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites).

Author

Pranav and Usama

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

art19.com

Latest episode

Nov 24, 2025

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Episodes

White Girl Carnage, Uncle Ricky Martin, and Osho Madness | Mango Bae # 183 01.08.2022

We talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/  @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉 https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/  SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Podcasts: http...

UK's First Indian Prime Minister? | Mango Bae # 182 25.07.2022

This week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have a Sikh guest on soon! Have you watched Indiana Jones? These old movies are so wild, especially how women are treated. A lot of scenes with women being slapped. Shout out consent, and AOC! The guys find out...

Lost Episode (On Acid) | MangoBae # 181 18.07.2022

This week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European women, why the old and blind need to start pulling their weight, and how they first met. 🥭This is a throwback episode that used to live on the patreon! There is so much content on the Patreon, you have to g...

Astrology with Elizabeth Aziz | Mango Bae #180 11.07.2022

This week the guys are joined by astrologer, comedian, Actress, Elizabeth Aziz AKA Liz! They talk about their childhood and how the Disney movie, Mulan was ahead of its time. Also how much effort they had to put in to getting something from their parents that would turn into a Shark Tank episode. Listen to this hilarious episode and how Pranav and Usama learn about their astrological signs! #Comed...

Adam Waheed's Comedy TAKEOVER | Mango Bae #179 05.07.2022

This week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles! Intro 1:20 Adam's humble content beginnings 3:32 Redman a megastan 8:21 Adam and Chief Keef 12:52 Weirdest fans 16:32  Brown uncles pitching ideas 18:18  Adam making movies 20:15  Greatest thing to happen to Adam 24:10 stan...

Elephant gets REVENGE on old Lady! (ft. Kaneez Surka) | Mango Bae # 178 27.06.2022

We have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (bad) meaning of Kaneez, and lots more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/  @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usam...

PROBLEMATIC Indian Body Spray Ad??| Mango bae # 177 20.06.2022

India needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad indian advertising, Layer'r body spray, western depictions of desis in the news, and more! contents 0:00 Usama on Broadway 2:40 Pranav being a hater 3:50 dumb ppl that act smart 6:30 Castratis | 9:36 Bad come...

Al Qaeda in India! | MangoBae #176 13.06.2022

This week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!

Swedish Food is Terrible?! ft. Sameer "Dad" Naseem | Mango Bae #175 06.06.2022

This week we have one of our favorite people on the pod, Sameer Naseem of hte Halal Cartels podcast! We talk the Azov battalion rebranding, Swedengate, having twins and still living a party life, Usama being confused for a Korean comedian, parenting tips, bad run-ins with the cops, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.co...

Monkeypox, Trump in Uvalde, Gyanvapi madness | Mangobae #174 31.05.2022

On this week's episode: Usama gets groped (again), Chappelle's attacker speaks, Monkeypox madness, more Hindu-Muslim grief in India, a Trinidadian standoff, a mass shooting (again). #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 0:20 contents 3:00 Usama gets groped 5:50 Brown of the Week 10:15 Hindus love vows 13:06 Gyanvapi mosque 18:00 bad vigilanteism in India 24:30 Chappelle's attacker 34:40 Monkeypox! 42:30 Shoo...

Dad Jokes, Shivlings, and Mosques | Mango Bae # 173 23.05.2022

This week we discuss transitioning (into a new studio), paternal approval in comedy(our dads hate our jokes), Usama's awkward encounter with a famous comic, fashionable Korean racists, Sanjeev and Sadhana Prasad suing their son for grandchildren, and the Gyanvapi mosque controversy in India! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www...

Movie with New York Nico, Hairless cats, and Horny Jinns w Kareem | Mango Bae # 172 16.05.2022

We hang out w our boy Kareem (@kareem) and talk about his movie with New York Nico, ancient Egyptians, Osho, Jinns, how to get a hairless cat, and how he doesn't care about things anymore. Subscribe to our patreon and support us! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamast...

How to Find Indians ft Adam Mamawala | Mango Bae #171 09.05.2022

In this episode the boys discuss Imran Khan's ouster from power, cricket metaphors,getting defensive of our mother's beating techniques, Adam's half Indian upbringing in Jersey and the Midwest, his racist grandfather, his divorce, his upcoming album, and lots more! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on Patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae...

Pole dancing, blocking parents on IG, gigolo sons | Mango Bae # 170 02.05.2022

This week we're joined by Sonali, a pole dancer who breaks down the pole life, her unorthodox Bengali family, blocking her parents on IG, overly supportive Indian uncles in her comments, her brother in jail, the therapy of the pole, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagra...

Plantation Comedy, Spicy Eyes, 49 Reasons to Beat an Indian | Mango Bae # 169 25.04.2022

Our Patreon doomsday clock; hole: to show or not to show? Usama's road gig on a Deep South plantation; hanging with MLK's niece; Indian maternal justice in Telangana; eyeball achar; pepper punishments; innovative beatings; all 49 reasons to get beat; how old is Hasbulla? Progeria and Islam; should we beat our kids? FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉  https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉...

Dubai, Mutton Curry, Domestic Strife | Mango Bae # 168 18.04.2022

Usama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not cooking him mutton curry (truly the GOAT), beatings: Italians vs. Indians? Probably the Irish. Some amazing movie stories, and we end on the greatest story ever told, starring Pranav's childhood bestie, Ne...

Tinder in Kashmir ft. Bassam Shawl| Mango Bae # 167 11.04.2022

This week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori ( @bakedwithloriny ), providing the finest edibles in all of NYC, including Staten Island! This week we hang out with our boy Bassam Shawl, a Kashmiri-American comic who schools us on all things Kashmir. He tells us about protest drama, the origins of the conflict, his personal views, his marriage, his work inside the beltway as a lobbyist, and m...

Pepper Sprayed, Texas Terrorists, and ISIS Brides | Mango Bae # 166 04.04.2022

THIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE! Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affair with Islamophobic republican congressman VAN TAYLOR from TEXAS. This devolves into a convo about closeted republicans' choice of gay establishments, why radical Islamists love Texas, Islamic rock music, Usama's...

Deep Fried Sharia ft. Ismael Loutfi | Mango Bae # 165 28.03.2022

We hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (just his look), and how he got Muslim-married at 16 so he could hook up with his high school girlfriend. He's super racist against Indians but we love him. All in all a very funny episode! FOLLOW US : @your...

Pranav's Mom pt 2 | Mango Bae # 164 21.03.2022

Auntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online stalking habits, and much more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/  @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉 https://www.instagram.com/usamastan...

Pranav's Mom pt 1 | Mango Bae # 163 14.03.2022

Don't listen to this episode. Pranav's mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he's a good boy. She's not having a great time. Neither is Pranav. Usama seems to be enjoying himself.  #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @u...

Moving Skin with Divya the Taxidermist | Mango Bae # 162 07.03.2022

This week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk about how she got started in the business, Indian goths in general, her upbringing in Miami, serial killers, birds, and lots more—super interesting and fun episode! Thanks for listening and remember to subscri...

Inventing Ron Wheaton (Blade) - Usama is a TV Star | Mango Bae # 161 28.02.2022

0:00 Lincoln was all gay 2:25 Patreon shout outs 3:09 Pranav is not smooth 9:58 bad advice/pee boner 10:55 BoW: Praganananda the King 17:49 Usama is a TV star! We kick thing off with abe Lincoln's sexual habits, the civil war, then shout out the newest members of our patreon family. Pranav tells a story about being very not smooth with a girl, and Usama follows up with some advice on drunken sex....

Marx Brother ft Bhaskar Sunkara| Mango Bae # 160 21.02.2022

The boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chandra Bose's mixed legacy, Bhaskar's Trinidadian-Indian origins , the state of the left in the US. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉 https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS...

Mango-Pilled Discourse | Mango Bae # 159 14.02.2022

0:00 start 2:35 Patreon love 3:40 A Sad Jamaican 9:50 BoW—Brahmdeo the Vax King 19:00 the state of covid today 27:00 Pranav deals with racism 32:00 shut up cable news idiots Usama has a sad Jamaican Uber driver who just got divorced and fired as a DJ, which was hilarious. An elderly Indian man named Brahmdeo finds the fountain of youth in 8 jabs of the vaccine. Usama's grandfather died from a bad...

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