Luke Hand Diary

Spilt Worcestershire sauce 😭 12.07.2022 0:45 ↓

M: 3.5. E: 3. 😴😠😆😐😑

My glutes 11.07.2022 0:38 ↓

M: 4. E: 6. 🥰🙂😐

Ching-ching 🛹 10.07.2022 2:13 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🙂😡😠💩🤩😀🚀🔥

Average sized penis, imho 09.07.2022 3:27 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😆🥰😇😟😑🙂🤩

Down, boy!! 08.07.2022 2:16 ↓

M: 4. E: 5. 🚀📈🔥🥰😠😢😑🫓

Felt like a typ a few times 07.07.2022 1:12 ↓

M: 3. E: 3. 😑😔😕😞😠😓😡

Bad day, bad mood 06.07.2022 1:20 ↓

M: 2. E: 3. 💩😤😡😓😥😠😞😑

Perfect pie actually 05.07.2022 1:57 ↓

Had a dance to The Drifters. M: 4. E: 4. 😑😔😞😠😓💩

Must be the moon 04.07.2022 1:17 ↓

Groggy. Fucked up in almost every conversation or interaction I had all day. Work. Sucked. Stressful. They hate me - cos I’m shit at it!! Went fishing with the boys at the river. Got frustrated and bummed out. Just a shitty day all around really. Grateful: sun in the late afternoon was nice and really lit up the living room. Cute to see baby [REDACTED] laughing and playing in that glowing warm lig...

Delicious paratha 03.07.2022 0:46 ↓

Zonked as hell. M: 4. E: 4. 🥰😐😑🙂

🥳 🎂 👼 02.07.2022 1:05 ↓

[REDACTED] first bday party. Pretty fun day. Hope I didn’t get Covid from it. Eek. Went for a walk after the party. Was a food van set up at the breakwater. Tight idea! Hope it works for them. 😊 I might have to grab some curry one night and chuck a line in while I’m there! Could actually be... tight as all hell. I might need some me time soon. I should look at a hotel room or find a room to rent....

Boofy 01.07.2022 0:37 ↓

M: 3.5. E: 3.5. 😐😰😑😓

Stayed up too late 30.06.2022 1:22 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 💩😠😓😰🥰😍

tell me again about how I’m supposedly so privileged…? 29.06.2022 0:44 ↓

Neighbours - a wedding, backstabbing, double-crossing. Having a few wines. M: 6. E: 6. 😐😓😠😆

Good lort 28.06.2022 1:27 ↓

Unbelievable. M: 6.5. E: 5. 😴💩😓🥰

Monday-itis 27.06.2022 0:29 ↓

M: 4. E: 3. 💩😓😴

😃😎🤩🥰📈😍😇😆🙂😢 26.06.2022 2:05 ↓

Under my weighted blanket now 😊

rakali sighting 25.06.2022 1:19 ↓

Saw a rakali. Wow. Put the red Vespa on marketplace. Got offers and stuff. Made be sort of wish I wasn’t selling! M: 6.5. E: 7. 😎😇😟😓😡

Soooo cute 24.06.2022 1:09 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 7. 😟🙂😍

Goo goo g’joob 23.06.2022 0:47 ↓

𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊-𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖜. M: 6. E: 6. 😟🙂

Drank beer from a coppers Red longneck - ahhhh 22.06.2022 0:49 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😐😰😴

Slides 21.06.2022 3:30 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. 😟😇😐🥰

Cooked 20.06.2022 1:13 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😓💩😢😑

Sunday 19 2022 19.06.2022 0:27 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😐😧

🤦🏻‍♂️ [⚠️X-rated ep, not suitable for minors ⛏] 18.06.2022 2:05 ↓

M: 7. E: 8. 😁😎😀🤩🥰😍😇😆💩