Luke Hand Diary

Your old man’s plums 🍒 (27/05/2023) 27.05.2023 2:08 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🦾😇🙂

Smash your TV! (26/05/2023) 26.05.2023 2:59 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😐

Exactly what you need (25/05/2023) 25.05.2023 4:40 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. 😐

Revelatory (24/05/2023) 24.05.2023 0:49 ↓

M: 7. E: 6.5. 🙂

👍🏻 Dopamine (23/05/2023) 23.05.2023 1:10 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 7. 🙂😇

Middens (22/05/2023) 22.05.2023 1:40 ↓

M: 4. E: 5. 😐

Lion’s share 💊 21.05.2023 0:33 ↓

M: 3. E: 3. 💩😪😞

Sat 20th May, 2023 21.05.2023 0:29 ↓

M: 3. E: 3. 😑

Hiraeth 20.05.2023 0:57 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😐

Much of a muchness 19.05.2023 0:36 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😑

I’m semi-retired!! 18.05.2023 2:07 ↓

M: q7. E: 5. 😐

“Better off broke than badly bent” 17.05.2023 0:52 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 🤢💩

R.S.V. 🦠 > SARS-CoV-2 (aka “covid-19”) 16.05.2023 0:27 ↓

M: 3. E: 3. 🤢😑

Ahem… 15.05.2023 0:51 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😐😤

This diary entry was not written by Chatgpt - or was it? 14.05.2023 0:39 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 7:5. 🙂

Tacky 🙃 13.05.2023 1:28 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😑

I’ve heard of “9/11” 12.05.2023 1:40 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😐

Humpday, 5.10.23 11.05.2023 1:33 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😀🤩😆😑😇

Uranus is a planet 09.05.2023 2:19 ↓

M: 2. E: 3. 🥹😞😵‍💫💩😳😢😓😭 Grateful: kind work emails

Something was wrong 08.05.2023 2:18 ↓

M: 2.5. E: 3.5. 🤢💩😪

Digging my potatoes 08.05.2023 2:22 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😐😕

I tested for Covid 07.05.2023 1:47 ↓

M: 7. E: 4. 🤢🙂

Train journey and chill 05.05.2023 8:19 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 6. 😇😪🤢😆🥰😀

Seminal (in no more ways than one!) 04.05.2023 3:35 ↓

Great dreams! Had lunch with Queen Elizabeth and the Prince Phillip. They lived in my grandpas old house, above the tobacconist. For some reason, we all went to bed after lunch. The Queen found my weighted blanket annoying. I was falling out of the bed. “Uh, your majesty - I don’t have enough room!” She laughed. Up early. Nice hot shower. Fuck it’s cold lately. Grateful: slipping on nice soft and...

[smiles wryly] 03.05.2023 1:10 ↓

M: 3. E: 3. 😠😕