Luke Hand Diary

Dan Tehan MP is a cretin (Sun, 07/01/2024) 09.01.2024 1:55 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😵‍💫😠😓😴😭😳 Grateful: Heavy rain.

Trolleyed (Sat, 06/01/2024) 07.01.2024 3:09 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😐😮‍💨😇 Grateful: This really nice lady who’s a regular came in for chook food. She was super nice and gave me a really genuine and lovely thanks.

Mea culpa! (Fri, 05/01/2023) 06.01.2024 1:16 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😑😐😬 Grateful: Some really good lettuce came in to work. Really dense and heavy - and it smelled sort of nutty!

Sublime (Thu, 04/01/2024) 05.01.2024 1:36 ↓

M: 10. E: 7. 🙂😍🥰 Grateful: An unremarkable day until some transcendent moments shared with [REDACTED] elevated it to the sublime.

Orange and read (Wed, 03/01/2023) 04.01.2024 1:34 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: I looked smoulderingly hot in a selfie this afternoon.

St Anthony shitted in the mother toilet (Tue, 02/01/2024) 03.01.2024 1:44 ↓

M: 5. E: 7. 😑🙄😢😐 Grateful: I like it when the smells of different fruits and vegetables hit me at work - because being able to smell things is a clue that I probably don’t have COVID at that time.

Pillow talk (Mon, 01/01/2024) 02.01.2024 1:11 ↓

M: 8. E: 7. 😇🙂😍 Grateful: Tim tam McFlurry.

Noodles (Sun, 31/12/2023) 01.01.2024 1:10 ↓

M: 8. E: 7. 😇😠🙂📈 Grateful: New year noodles. Feeling optimistic about 2024. Four years sober milestone reached.

Cloud 9! (Sat, 30/12/2023) 31.12.2023 1:47 ↓

M: 8. E: 8. 😐😇😆😍🥰😀 Grateful: Romantic dinner and memorable evening with [REDACTED].

Metal-on-metal (Fri, 29/12/2023) 31.12.2023 1:14 ↓

M: 4. E: 6. 😐 Grateful: Had a B vitamin supplement. Huge mood boost!

‘Udio (Thu, 28/12/2023) 29.12.2023 0:54 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: Had fun recording in the sound booth at the library.

Jab 6 (Wed, 27/12/2023) 28.12.2023 1:11 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: Covid booster 💉💉💉💉💉💉💪

480+ "Likes" (Tue, 26/12/2023) 27.12.2023 1:28 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😐😇🥰 Grateful: 480+ “Likes” 👍🏻

No Logo was right! (Mon, 25/12/2023) 27.12.2023 2:50 ↓

M: 3. E: 4. 💩😓😞🤢😢😔😐 Grateful: My fever broke before bedtime. Tested negative for COVID - I was thinking negatively and was almost positive that I would test positive - which would have been a negative thing indeed!

Sunday, 24/12/2023 25.12.2023 1:28 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🙂😑😔🤢 Grateful: My Story post about liking one of my girlfriend’s mannerisms went meta-viral.

Do something! (Sat, 23/12/2023) 24.12.2023 2:17 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7.5. 🙂🦾📈😆 Grateful: got spritzed by sea spray at the breakwater.

Dropped 🤦🏻‍♂️ (Fri, 22/12/2023) 23.12.2023 2:18 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 6.5. 😐 Grateful: At work they played this Ritz crackers audio advert that cracked me up every time it came on - because the Terms & conditions that the presenter rattled through at the end of the ad was longer than the actual ad copy read.

Like a party in my mouth with Corey Worthington as the host 🥗 (Thu, 21/12/2023) 22.12.2023 1:43 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7. 🙂 Grateful: Non-vegan dinner I cooked was delicious. Trying to not use salt in my cooking for [REDACTED] is interesting!

Luke 4 [REDACTED] 💘 (Wed, 20/12/2023) 21.12.2023 1:49 ↓

M: 9. E: 8. 🥹🤩😇😍🥰📈 Grateful: Might get to be involved in an exciting project. Big things coming!

My girlfriend’s PowerPoint ✌🏻💕📈 (Tue, 19/12/2023) 20.12.2023 1:34 ↓

M: 10. E: 9. 🙂😇😍🥰 Grateful: [REDACTED] asked me to take her as my girlfriend - by way of really cute, funny, statistically-sound PowerPoint presentation!

9:11 ⏰ (Mon, 18/12/2023) 18.12.2023 1:46 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😇 Grateful: I’ve learned a lot and done some really productive thinking about work and myself through working at the supermarket.

The most beautiful womyn in the whole parish (Sun, 17/12/2023) 18.12.2023 0:53 ↓

M: 8. E: 7. 😀😇😬 Grateful: Made dinner with [REDACTED].

Magic moments 💕 (Sat, 16/12/2023) 17.12.2023 0:48 ↓

M: 9. E: 7. 😇😍🥰 Grateful: Very happy moments with [REDACTED].

Apu (Fri, 15/12/2023) 16.12.2023 1:23 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 💩😭😇 Grateful: The world feels a bit safer and more accepting and kinder now that Apu isn’t on the Simpsons anymore.

Not a turnt dream (Thu, 14/12/2023) 15.12.2023 0:49 ↓

M: 2.5. E: 3. 😑🥱😢 Grateful: Made a shoe rack.