Luke And Sassy Scott

Sometimes your partner does something nice for you that you really wish they wouldn't, but if you went and told them to stop doing it, it would make you the world's biggest asshole. Scott's husband Marcus has been doing something really sweet for him every single day for years now, but it's time to put a stop to it. The challenge leaderboard is currently sitting at Scott - 3, Luke - 0. This time,...

It's not unusual for Luke to piss off Scott, and it's not unusual to hear lots of bickering on this podcast, but this time after a few too many interruptions to Scott's story there was in fact a storm out. Has he officially had enough or is this the final episode of the podcast? Scott's Spray is back, and this time it's the blood banks of Australia that are under fire. The rules for donating blood...

Last week Luke told a story from when we were kids about the time he said the most hurtful and brutal thing you could possibly say to someone... and it was to none other than our dad. This comment has stuck with him forever and the guilt has been eating him up inside ever since, so it was finally time for Luke to call dad to apologise for what he said. Does dad remember? Did it actually cut him de...

We all have things we look back at saying or doing as a kid and think "f*** why did I do that?"... Particularly Luke after what he said to our dad that has stuck with him forever. This spurs us to open our 'Regret Line' where you guys chime in with your awfully regretful stories. Scott's Spray is back and this time, introverts better move out of his way. After what a certain influencer said to him...

* Trigger Warning: In this episode, there is mention of breach of consent. If any of the topics discussed are triggering for you, please seek help by visiting 1800Respect's website at https://www.1800respect.org.au/ or by calling 1800 737 732 * We shared a family secret way back in ep 1 that we thought everyone in of our family already knew about... turns out they didn't, which led to a bit of a f...

We've heard about the time Scott was arrested in Thailand and the time he was held at gunpoint in Ghana, plus we heard a story from podcast listener Mark about being held captive in Mexico. Now it's time for some much more upbeat and lighthearted holiday horror stories from you, and let's just say it gets a bit grim. Get ready to laugh, gasp and gag all at the same time. Scott reminisces on his we...

Sounds like clickbait, but it's 100% legit. One of our listeners Mark tells one of the most shocking and terrifying stories ever about being kidnapped and held captive by the Mexican cartel, which then reminds Scott of the time he was held at gunpoint overseas. If you thought the time he was arrested in Thailand was bad, wait til you hear this story! And we're sure you're familiar with the 2010 gl...

For what’s meant to be a sad and sombre time, our grandmas ashes spreading ceremony somehow ended up with us in fits of laughter, and we weren’t alone as many of you sent in some of your stories that had us absolutely cracking up too! Scott was recently caught red handed after lying about a parking fine and forcing his husband Marcus to contest the fine and ask for proof. The proof was not what Sc...

We announced when we launched our podcast that this was a 6-week mini series and today is episode 6, so strap in, we've got a surprise for you!   A little while ago, Scott revealed on our socials that he was arrested in Thailand, and you all blew up our DM's wanting to know what the F happened! Well, today you finally find out... and yes it does involve smuggling a phone in places we wish to not t...

Luke finds out the juicy story behind the time Scott was caught in one of the most awkward moments imaginable, which he has never talked about… until now.  Kelly Osbourne has become our adopted sister, and after recently chilling at her new home in LA, she joined in on ‘Sibling Squabbles’ and told us the CRAZIEST story of what our other brother Jack Osbourne did to her when they were kids. It’s ch...

For Luke to continue living with Scott and his husband, Scott had one requirement… they must attend couples therapy! Strap in as our dirty laundry is aired during this week's episode with our psychologist Taash Balakas . The question is, can she even help us or are we a lost cause? Luke calls our newest follower, boyband sensation Brian McFadden which goes horribly wrong!  Speaking of horribly wro...

Luke recalls a story from our younger years where he took the blame for something heinous that Scott did, but then Scott reveals what he actually did and it turns out it's WAY more messed up than what Luke originally thought. Get ready to squirm… a lot... as Luke calls our Mum to set the record straight and air all of Scott's dirty laundry. Scott recently kicked Luke out of their home and would on...

If you thought 1 x hair transplant was a lot, try doing it at the same time with your brother! It sent us absolutely crazy and made Scott kick Luke out of the house. We do a deep dive Q&A with questions from you, which uncovers a weird and bizarre phobia some of you have, including our producer Mandy.  You know that comedian guy Bert Kreischer? Well, he made some VERY OFFENSIVE CLAIMS ABOUT US...

They have let us have the mics, so we’ve let rip right away. Strap in for what is an absolute wild first episode for us. Here's what you're in for: What better way to start a podcast than talking about one of our most messed up stories from when we were kids, where Luke dared Scott to do a sh*t somewhere he absolutely shouldn't have! This story has nothing on what our followers have sent in, when...