Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Our team at bros before hoes whipped up a few popular news stories from the past week or so and we give our valuable thoughts and concerns on them. We also browse the world of psychics, mediums and all that spiritual shit! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.com/brosbeforehoespod/   Email us topic...

Warning!!!! This episode is going to piss you right off. Get ready to punch a cement wall because you’re going to so MAD after listening. xoxo luv ya ;) Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.com/brosbeforehoespod/   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcas...

Us bros discuss a few creepy conspiracy theories that’ll make you not want to ever go to sleep again out of fear. Okay, that was 70% a joke because the theories are sorta dumb when you actually think about them. Enjoy bros and hoes and everyone in between (we accept everyone here… even people with little big toes)! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! h...

Yep, there is a grandpa out there that has a sugar baby that vapes. INTENSE. We discuss that whole situation and more while listening to the voicemails that you left us! Don’t forget to have a sugar baby infused day ;) Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.com/brosbeforehoespod/   Email us topics/st...

Fyre festival this year is going to be a complete blast so come along with us as we plan our exciting trip! Jk……. we actually discuss all of the gossip about random shit and most importantly past lives. Come along with us and grab some easy mac for the listen. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.c...

Have you EVER wondered who the first porn star in history is??!?!!?!? You might say NO but who gives a rats ass because today we are going to dive really deep into the life of the world's first adult film star. Also, spread this info so everyone can have the luxury of knowing who the first ever porn star was. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https:/...

Lindsay Lohan has her own brand new reality tv show so we had to do a recap of the first few episodes. We have a bunch of questions, but also a few juicy pounds of gossip to chat about. We also plan a trip to the beach club kinda…. hopefully we can go and party with the one and only, Lindsay Lohan.

We had our anonymous sister chat about random childhood stories with us! One Direction also gets brought up so it gets a little steamy and very deep so get ready to question what life even is??? Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.com/brosbeforehoespod/   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discus...

We read one paragraph of an article about therapists and now we think we’re ready to dive into the pool of therapists. You all left a few voicemails, so we answered them with our expertise advice. Everything we say is 100% correct and accurate.  Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.com/brosbeforeho...

Like for real... let's forget this forever. We sit down with the woman who pushed us out of her vagina (vagine to be cool) to discuss what REALLY mattered in 2018.  Leave us a voicemail so we can give you advice or comment on your dramatic storytime: 402-937-8624 Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagra...

Get your gross, moldy christmas sweater on and enjoy this podcast about small town mysteries aka people dying. Lucas plans his HUGE reveal of his new icy hair, but then it turns into a creepy, spiders running down your spine thing. Hopefully this makes your holidays even better ;) Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod ht...

Lindsey Lohan’s hit album from 2004 makes its way into this podcast once again then it slowly, but surely turns into a talk about dangerous drugs. With all this being said, we also chat about how aliens are 100% real and there’s no doubt about it. Lucas shares a creepy experience with an alien. There is also a part where “balloon boy” gets brought up, which will forever be a mystery.   Follow us o...

Lucas recounts the emotional experience of watching the new and highly anticipated Life Size sequel. Why wasn’t Lindsay Lohan in it?! Why was the girl who gave her kidney to Selena Gomez the main character?! There’s so many questions, and Jacob also talks about his first YouTube convention - which features everything from drug addict Musical.ly kids to weed-infested hotel rooms.   Follow us on eve...

After a super stuffed Thanx-giving, us bros help our mom deal with her preparation for her ass surgery. Yes, our mom is going under for an operation on her b-hole. We also discuss other important stuff like her thoughts on if her children became ASMR p0rn starz.    Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instag...

Lucas is back home in Nebraska for Thanksgiving and the bros are letting us know what they're thankful for. THANK YOU LORD JESUS... p.s. some sugar daddy drama (spicy emails)   Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

Hi hoes! This week we dive into our psychotic breakdown moment from a family vacation. We also discuss a listener's email regarding her sugar daddy experiences. Ooh zaddy!!   Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

This week, we delve into our romantic lives and Jacob dishes about the date he went on this past week - WITH A GIRL. He might be straight now. Also, Lucas discusses the time when he was offered a free private jet European vacation from a LA sugar daddy.   Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcast@gm...

In the spirit of Halloween, us bros chat about all the sh*t that scares the living sh*t out of us. We also give advice to a listener who's dealing with a BAD BOY.   Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

This week, us bros chat about Jacob's awkward high school interactions and how our family tried to get on reality TV. Lucas also reveals how his house got harassed.    Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

We have our very first guest!!! And it's the human who birthed us. We once hung out in her sweaty stomach as babies, and now we're all hanging out in a sweaty car for an hour for this podcast. We discuss everything from being forced to be married after becoming pregnant as a teen to Selena Gomez!   Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   our mom's insta/snapchat @mollycruikshank  ...

Lucas and Jacob delve into their favorite creepy conspiracy theories to celebrate the creepiness of October and Halloween time. Everyone loves to learn about theories that make them question everything and everyone!! Keep it spooky, hoes. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik   Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to the FIRST ever episode of the most popular podcast on the entire internet! In this episode, Lucas and Jacob discuss everything from the meaning of life to Lucas's freak apartment accident involving wet wipes. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik