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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

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Podcast website

www.everythingluanna.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

‘Mummy, this smells like your nunny!’ 09.11.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On Luanna this week, Lu’s on one, Anna’s over lockdown walks, Enzo’s learnt a bad word, Anna doesn’t have a shower, I’m a Celeb is back, Anna’s salmon vag and Lu still could be getting murdered. Plus the return of Imo’s Isolation Game of the Week, Anne Ha...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Being called Liz, Leonard the Baby and Lu's Miss Derby Photos 05.11.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week on Totally Extra, strawberry lube makes another appearance, a new listener, being dubbed Liz instead of Lizzie, some embarrassing images emer...

'My GOD I would have boned him! 02.11.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week, it’s Lockdown the sequel, Lu’s throwing herself into Christmas and might be getting murdered? Another Big Night In, Lu’s appliance nightmare continues, bellends are stockpiling, Sean Connery snuffs is, God bless Craig David, a Surgeon responds...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Using Lube instead of Jam, The Triple S Cyclist Tactic and Wearing your Wife's Heels 29.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week on Totally Extra, a man uses strawberry lube on his kids' rice pudding, the Mummy club backfires, cyclists in the firing line (again), stupid...

'‘Why would you vote against that?' 26.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Teeth chat, the clocks have gone back and cocked up life for parents across the nation, Lu has Madonna arms, sexually harassing Imo, Lu tried to buy an actual National Trust property and Percy Long Prong lives on. Plus the school meal...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Percy Long Prong, Merging in Turn and Mixing Mayo with Foundation 22.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, the legend that is Percy Long Prong is revealed to LuAnna, the dangly bit on your hoodie getting lodged between your son'...

‘Ghost baby = good vag’ 19.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s Luanna, the girls have finally recovered from their Big Night In hangover, Gaggenau have redeemed themselves with four greek god-like oven installers, Anna has a mini Monday morning rant on behalf of her parents, Lu’s been on a vag chair, A...

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Warning for LuMANfanians, an Aussie Poo Story and Men wearing Tights 15.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, a warning for Man Fans, the Aussie version of LuAnna, people who are rubbish at wearing masks, dropping dildos to the cha...

'She hung around for 44 years? Mate I’d be off!' 12.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week’s LuAnna the Podcast was recorded at 7am on a Saturday morning due to Anna cocking up her diary so Imo is delighted. Lu has a Gaggenau update and it’s a corker, Anna makes a booboo with a man with one leg, Lu goes to hospital and gets papped/sta...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dressing as the Staff, Baby Cradlers and a Turd on the Telly 08.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, Luanna teaching teens the way of the world, turning up to an event dressed as the staff, annoying baby pics, showing your...

'If it is a master plan it’s an absolute corker' 05.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week, Anna’s mum’s babysitting so she’s on best behaviour, Luanna have standards, Lu’s been on a trip in the lorry of love, Aldi chat, poo stories and a salmony bra, a brand new Big Night In, Anna’s on TOWIE, Lu’s back on The Apprentice and...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dressing Gowns, Men handing in Sick Notes and Pissing in Changing Rooms 01.10.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, showing the Postie your nunn, Lu hates dressing gowns, why is it called a man's world when women do everything? Kids crap...

'#Anna4Aldi' 28.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna: Zisso is hungover, it’s ok to feel a bit shit about Corona, Enzo’s tantrum of all tantrums, Lu sitting in the cupboard like a fire-alarm ninja and advice for a sexless relationship, Clitmum’s cricket coach gets in touch and a warning to close y...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Five Pound Teeth, Giving Parking Tickets to Wrong'ns and Licking Tuna 24.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, is £5 too much for a front tooth? Inappropriate messages from your Dad, good karma backfires in the carpark, Anna puts he...

'Tom Hardy, sorry mate, you're dead to me' 21.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast, we’re fed up with Corona, hitting the town, Dixie’s off school, Anna’s the village idiot in ‘spider-gate’ and ‘clitmum’ is appalling the school mums. Plus, Anna’s had a thing with Tom Hardy, is he the new Bond? Carole B...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lube Hair at a Wake, Riding Bare Back and a Wax Gone Wrong 17.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, flying tampons, popping some lube in your hair for a wake, more origins, and posting a nude on Facebook by mistake. Remem...

“He’s 80 for goodness sake, give him a house!” 14.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week, Lu’s new favourite lesbian phrase, we manifested Borat 2, Boris’ new Corona rule, Indi starting school and Enzo starting a new nursery, a BIG school WhatsApp drama for Lu, LuAnna love ‘clitmum’ and a spider story that’ll make your sin...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Aldi Bibbers, Skid Hacks and the Origin of F*** 10.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, an update from Heartbroken Hazel, a hack to get rid of skidders, Aldi bibbers going far too fast and two vibrating confes...

'That makes me a massive criminal potentially!' 07.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week, Indi missing her first day at school due to Corona nearly coming to the Zissman camp, Hilda’s surprise 60th, Anna’s off on a trip with Hyacinth Bucket, Borat, Lufanians at Alex’s new job and a lot of accents. Plus, LuAnna rebel agains...

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Sweary Lady, a Cleanup Solution and Cycling Karma 03.09.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, Luisa's youngest fan, Corona mum shaming, a gross post sex clean up solution review, karma for Jessica the cyclist, and a...

'I burnt my bean!' 31.08.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week on LuAnna, we're actually recording on a Monday! We've got a lot to catch up on, Luisa's trip to Brighton, Anna's Legoland adventure, Lu's preparing for the start of school, Alex is preparing for the start of work, there's a response to Lu's loo...

Luanna with Friends: Mark and Roxie i.e Ladbaby and LadbabyMum! 28.08.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! You know how we always said we don't have guests on the podcast... well things have taken a turn...Welcome to Luanna with Friends! In this episode of ‘with Friends’, we're joined by not one, but two friends! Celebrity mum and dad of the year, 2 times Chri...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Friends throwing their Phones in the Sea, Raining Cats and Dogs and Scrambled Eggs 27.08.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, friends seemingly throwing their phones into the sea, more origins of sayings, the right way to cook scrambled eggs and s...

‘Tiger King is back!’ 24.08.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s a quickie this week as Lu’s in a carpark in Wales with fast diminishing laptop battery - we’ll make it up to you next week gang! But this week on LuAnna, Anna's got whining kids outside the door, Lu’s found a pony outside Cardiff, we’re making advant...

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mounting the Eiffel Tower, Sticking Two Fingers Up and Overstaying your Welcome 20.08.2020

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, friends that can't grasp grammar, the woman who married the Eiffel tower, people who overstay their welcome, a friend's n...

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