Lu & Jarch

Today on the show, Judge Jarchy had to hold someone in contempt of court. A married couple of 19 years have discovered they’re actually brother and sister, we find out if they got a divorce OR if they chose to stay together. And we dip into The Complaints Department to hear a couple more complaints. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re kicking off a brand new week with a brand new segment…Roll With It! And a lady has tried to smuggle 2 turtles through airport security, one turtle in each cup of her bra, so of course we ask the question – what did you hide in your bra? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show we debut our very first bingle for 2026. And a new study shows nail growth can predict your lifespan, so we want to know the worst places you’ve seen someone cut their nails. SEEYA TUESDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jarch is back! He tells a story about how his illness nearly caused a rift in his marriage. Plus we hear stories about unfortunate slips of the tongue, and Lulu asks the nation to help her find a new hobby. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jarch and LP are both off sick today, so the big dawg LDD is running the show. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, Lu’s found some more pathetic injuries from around the country, and the big boss calls in to give some feedback on her first solo performance. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Judge Jarchy makes it’s 2026 debut, and it manages to break the Judges heart. A lady from New Zealand gave us a call to tell us about a time she slipped over in her dogs vomit, Lu confronts Jarch about an issue she’s been having with him lately, and we want to know – what’s the worst chore your parents made you do as a kid? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Lu and Jarch are back from holidays… Jarch had such a relaxing time that he forgot his own home address. And a lady accidentally punched herself in the face so hard while trying to put her bra on that she knocked herself unconscious, so we want to know the pathetic way you got injured. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s our final show for 2025 and it’s a big one! Someone wins our trip to Tassie to see the Foo Fighters live, we do our final Bingle of the year, AND we give away $50,000. SEEYA NEXT YEAR! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu is back, just in time for Thrusty Thursday! Today on the show we find out what terribly hilarious things your kids have done to end up on the naughty list this year. And it’s break up day, so Lu spins a yarn about the bench she takes men to before she dumps them. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we have a very special witness in the courtroom for Judge Jarchy. Who Sighters for Foo Fighters continues with carry over champ Cooper, and another round of Convergence. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! A man has been filmed complaining of a bad back after sleeping in a hospital chair while his wife gave birth – so Lu and Jarch want to know – when was your husband a big baby? And Lu tells a story about how a bird pooped on her over the weekend. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s no undie Mundie, and today on the show Lu and Jarch play the very first round of Who Sighters for Foo Fighters. There’s still time to win flights + accom to see The Fooies live so head online to enter before Friday 12th! The team hold an intervention on Jarch, and Alpha-Bet You Can’t Stay In Time is back. SEEYA TOMORROW!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Happy Freeball Friday. Today Lu and Jarch had a very special call from someone who told us our business jingles have gone GLOBAL. And we tackled our hardest but most successful round of Reverse The Verse yet! SEEYA MONDAY!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on Thrust Thursday we put 2 players head-to-head for a round of 2 Letters 1 Word. And Oprah has won over the hearts of Australia by doing something very…dirty. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man had to apologise for his pregnant partners unhinged pizza request, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did your pregnant partner do? We hear some fresh complaints from the complaints department, and in Finland employees hold their work meetings completely naked in saunas…so the show might be relocating. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Judge Jarchy fired up the nation for Chewbacca Tuesday today! And a new study has shown that single people are more likely to meet their partner in the grocery store than on a dating app, so Lu and Jarch went on a trip to the supermarket and put the research to the test. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.