L’Podcast with Gabby Bryan & Zack Signore

On this week's episode we talk about weed peach rings, smoking salvia in the woods at 12 years old after Language Arts and THE radioactive poison cloud you would walk into the moment you stepped foot in a Hollister & Co. Zack was a model at a mall and also an "expo" (if we can even call it that) at a Ruby Tuesday. Gabby's getting her buccal fat put in her tits. Life is easy when you're tired,...

It's crazy to think this is JUST a podcast, not an all our sex war. On this episode, Zack recounts kissing boys abound. Growing up is all about doing any powder, every powder.. before time runs out. If the clock is striking midnight, you better quickly try some horse tranquilizer. While you still can! Anyways.. would Lea Michelle win the Hunger Games? Literally, yeah right. Learn more about your a...

Top of mind, top of year? Hope you are planning on making a BUNCH of enemies. We talk about how Meghan and Kate's feud is like a protein shake to us, alllll energy. Fuel up on this drama. How Billie Eilish living in this world with big tits and not shoving them in our face? That's gonna be Girl Jail eligibility, so lawyer up whore. & finally how  we  want  your  holiday bonus. Zack and Gabby a...

Welcome to our even newer podcast, L'Zeitgeist! Zack's Vegas impersonator has been fired and the real Zack is back, so that's something to celebrate. We finally decide on the fact that Gabby "could be bi", Bracelets and rings are not enough because women decided they need broaches and toe rings as well and finally we decide that the word "procedure" is a violent term. It's the New Year, gaylords!...

Happy New Year to all our little girls, guys, exes, and potential crushes! This year we are setting our life on the right path. A path that leads to being liked by hot guys! We are recklessly setting intentions, manifesting big things but also specific smaller things and once again tearing down Amazons Carnival Row. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wishing all of our gorgeous girlies a very happy holidays! We'll be back next week with more new episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we are drinking haterade and it is deeply healing. We are purging our hate for girls who dress like it’s the goddamn 1950’s, for the god awful Amazon prime show Carnival Row, and even the royal family! Team Meghan for life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello ladies and girlies (guys too) tune in this week to hear horse girls GET WRECKED. We also tear down a few Hollywood starlets and almost sympathize with Jeff Bezos by accident. Are we toxic? Duh!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello girls! On the menu today is our illustrious Soup Du Jour. What that means is that we are literally talking about whatever we want today. Do we want to quit the biz, move to London, and open a critically acclaimed “cafe”?? Yes. But we also think we should be famous….It’s weird! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Giddy up girls, we hope you are simply based, just like your family turkeys. The girls (Zack and Gabby) are not only thankful for our bodies, but also thankful for yours! Sit back and listen to us tear Cara Delevingne down and raise Carrie Underwood right back up. Gabby’s having bad business luck and Zack doesn’t know what the word business means! Let’s all find out together. Enjoy! Learn more abo...

Wow girls this ep we are getting into it. From the Alaskan crab disappearance to camila goddamn cabello. Oh and everything in-between. This week is about discovering your power and realizing all your problems might be solved by purple eyeshadow! You be the judge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zack and Gabby are vacationing in Connecticut and STILL doing the pod for you little girls. A she-E-o never takes a day off. We are talking big time hate for Cara deli vine and the ultimate gift of using your hotness to receiving free drugs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This ep we need you small town hot girls to wake up and realize your POWER. No more leaving your podunk town for big city lights. Realize that being at the local 10 with a hot face and body is worth its weight in gold. Daylight savings is also blasting us to death...Big changes are afoot my girls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks spooky l’ep, we talk about how delicious the world Hooker is, how Zack’s a Bimbo in Sales, being Diamonistas, Sinus Disasters and going to a parties hehehe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Gabby & Zack reinvent stem , break down the scent of the standard pink soap we've all used in public bathrooms, imagine what it would be like if a straight man worked at Mac, and compare hangover anxiety with just being straight up horny the next day. Will Zack start a masked OnlyFans while Gabby embarks on a journey as a Dominatrix in Chelsea? Only one way to find out, babes. Learn...

This weeks episode is all about loving life and putting girlies in girl jail. Zack & Gabby take you on an incredible journey of a single mom ladybug and her children as they trek, for days, to the other side of the lawn to reach a safe haven that is grandma's house. As Zabby pitch this tearjerking tale to Pixar, they come to realize that Lea Michele can only read to gay's, Gabby's boyfriends a...

This week, Gabby & Zack embark on yet another journey of being hot in NYC. They reminisce on September, a month dedicated to stalking exes and prepping for the trifecta of holiday's that is to come. They chat glowing up in your 30s, marrying rich men with man caves, and how everyone from their hometown has gone severely downhill (except 1% who are now full-blown supermodels). Enjoy, bb's. Lear...

Attention girlies! This week, Zack & Gabby reflect on a time when hot guys actually existed. Gabby shares clothes with Timothée Chalamet, Zack admits he imagines that two women having sex is just them talking about boys, and Zabby explore a life where they buy an inn à la Lorelei Gilmore and host a podcast called "Breakfast in Bed." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

This week, Gabby & Zack take you way back to 103 AD, when Zack was King and Gabby..well....was his beard. Countrywide week long tournaments were reinstated because jousting is hot af. Back in present 2022, Zack & Gabby are found whispering in a Dunkin' Donuts surrounded by spotted lanternflies discussing the question everybody is asking, "was the Queen poisoned or was she just 96?" Listen...

This week, Zack and Gabby realize that Blake Lively's most prominent iMDB credit is ' embodying the archetype of a regular tampon' . Zack explains bathroom politics and compares the female anatomy to a traffic light while Gabby sheds light on a fear all womxn have in common....toxic shock syndrome. Is it real or just folklore? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We figured a few things out this week and that means we’re scientists. Some highlights you’re slorping for? Miami is for kissing, mullets are illegal and Kirsten Dunst doesn’t exist. The world is ending, the floods are coming but there’s a crush drought. Welcome to the desert, dress slutty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we are joined by star and even guardian angel, Hannah Berner and not to brag….. she has a bungalow. In the Hamptons of all places!!!! We talk everything and anything about a bunch of stuff, including gay things. Who’s our ideal type? Who were we horny for in high school? You guessed it … our teachers. Class is in session ya’ll! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Hey girl, pleasure to e-meet you! Welcome to this weeks episode where Zabby sit down to chat about how being gay is now hack, Zack owing his popularity to Glee, and putting on a cat eye before you die. Zack dives into his international box of snacks, reveals the first enemy of the pod, and prepares for afterlife as a slutty gay ghost in your closet. Gabby breaks down a celebs rat, Selena Gomez's s...

This week, Gabby and Zack sat down with comedian, Annabel Meschke, to try to figure out how to hook up with people while being hot. Gabby opens up about her hair extensions of the past, Annabel introduces the world to Pickletini Bush, and Zack unveils the story of the Bumble boy boycott. Will Annabel discover the golden thread in the tapestry of her sorrow? Listen to find out, bitch. Learn more ab...

This week, Zack and Gabby are discussing the real problems that face our nation. California's drought caused by gay men and the sudden scarcity of hot men! We are in a national l'crisis, my girls, and the only cure is to curl up and listen to our hot takes about male celebs and whether or not they are actually fuckable or just famous!!!! It is honestly hard to tell!! Learn more about your ad choic...