Love at First Sighting

We are once again graced with the presence of Nobilis Reed of the Nobilis Erotica podcast. We always love a good chat with Nobilis, especially when he gifts us a story specifically written for LAFS. #Blessed! What should you expect from this one? Well, today you’ll hear poor attempts at northern accents, discussions about blobs, and an electrifying tale of a fanfic reader from another dimensi...

CW: Very brief mention of vision loss, torture, violence, hunger, and suicide. Oooo, what's your sign??? Oh, cute. Oh, us? Sun sign is definitely in queer... While Coco's away, the goobers will play. We gave Coco the week off this week (rest easy sweet baby angel), so Desi fills in as the LAFS crew discusses harpies. You know, those funny lil bird girls who love a picnic on the beach. For thi...

CW: Mentions of alcohol use, houselessness, violence, death, animal attacks, mild gore, child abuse, adultery, cannibalism, and harassment.  Babe, have you hydrated today? Do you got your three liquids? Hello and hi, welcome to yet another episode of the internet’s horniest monster podcast! Have you heard a hornier one? We doubt it. Tell us who’s more randy than us! We’ll out horny anyone! Bu...

CW: Substance use, alcohol abuse, abductions, nonconsensual infertilization, miscarriages, kidnapping, medical procedures, ear injury, kidnapping, mass murder, war, and x-files spoiler. Also, today's story doesn't take transness in account (big eye-roll). Much like her past honey bun-oriented antics, Joyce was having a hard time this episode. But cut her some slack, she was suffering the COVID dur...

CW: Mentions of animal attacks, death, injury, very mild gore, and alcohol use Better late than never, right folks? Sorry for the late delivery but here we are with another banger. Today, we discuss the horniness of Baldur’s Gate, spooky tales from early America, and a fanfiction with a monstrous twist. Intrigued? Then what are you waiting for!?! Press play now and join the fun!!! Find all things...

A boatload of content warnings this time around. CW: Mentions of animal death, animal abuse, injury, use of gay slurs, violence, murder, dismemberment, displacement, imprisonment, cannibalism, alcohol use, gun violence Look at us…TWO YEARS deep!!! We’ve been doing the dang thing for two years now. Happy anniversary to us!!! Celebrate with us by listening to this holiday-themed anniversary episode....

CW: Mentions of injury, broken bones, intruders, drug use, and alcohol use. Also note, we briefly mention transfemme bodies. If you think that may cause you dysphoria, maybe skip the first 30 secs or so.  This is the one where Joyce says yes… Sexy dreams are made of these…voices. Supposedly, there’s folks out there REALLY enjoy the sounds of our voices. Sweet dreams, bbs<3 Other than liste...

CW: Brief mentions of killing, strangulation, drowning, abduction of children, bodily injury & mutilation, illness, surgery Raise your hand if you’re tortured by desire… Join us for one of our silliest episodes thus far (and that’s saying a lot!). Like a bunch of Looney Tunes going down a porn rabbit hole. Today, we’re discussing the kikimory, house spirits that haunt the homes of Slavic peopl...

CW: Loss of a loved one, car accident death, animal death, infidelity  Musicals. What do you all think? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you give ‘Sound of Music’ a pass? What does any of this have to do with monsters? You gotta listen in to find out! Y’all ready to get dirty? We know you are. Today, we’re discussing the Big Muddy Monster of Murphysboro, Illinois, and reading some hot B...

CW: Multiple mentions of death, drowning, and violence. Brief mentions of infidelity, arranged marriages, self-harm, and suicide Are you ready for another episode of the podcast that should just stick to monster facts, and never speak of geography again? Apparently, our inability to correctly recall info from the realm of geography angers some…sorry, not sorry. We try our best! Alrighty, anyway,&n...

CW: Mentions of queer gatekeeping, death, illness, child death, birthing complications, animal death, violence, murder, incarceration, hanging, drowning, problematic medical practices, infidelity HAPPY HALLOWEEN listeners! My, how time flies…it’s already spooky season again. Cuddle up under some blankets with your favorite pumpkin-spiced treat and join us for a special holiday episode. Today,...

CW: Animal abuse, violence, death, intimidation, injury, drug addiction, alcohol use Well, howdy stranger! What brings you to our neck of the woods? Well, hot lit and nonsense I'd imagine! And there's plenty of that to go around. Don't be shy...In today's episode, we talk about smart pigs, aliens in Bender cosplay, and a lover who might get a lil too hot and bothered (if you aren't careful). Join...

CW: Mentions of bodily injury, health issues, vehicular manslaughter, gun violence, climate crisis *Also special note: today's story at one point briefly insinuates that pregnant men are a fantasy which we know is not true, and doesn't reflect the beliefs of the queer ding-dongs that make this show. Shout out to the trans dads out there! You're gorgeous bbs.* Awww, the whole damn family is back to...

CW: Mentions of death, loss of a loved one Shoooooo wee! We sure do get in it with this one!  Coco kicks things off with a story about the terror known as “Big Boy”, followed up by a monster book report on the Owlman of Cornwall, and we end it all with a piece of lit filled with asinine humor that Joyce wrote! Want to hear us throw heavy shade at ghost hunters…and maybe pick on a Marine Biolo...

CW: Drug use Heya everyone! How's everyone doing out there? Welllll, COVID strikes again and ruined our recording plans…ugh. Sooooo, we thought we’d take this opportunity to introduce our newcomers to our humble beginnings by re-airing our very first episode. You can kind of tell this was our first rodeo but that content is oh so worth dealing with the less than “savory” audio quality. So yeah, si...

CW: Mentions of gun violence, death, animal death, drug use Now that the US government has confirmed the existence of aliens (sort of), we have to ask…are they DTF? Do you remember stuff from middle school geography? Yeah, neither do we apparently. The LAFS crew is back together again (at least virtually) and a good time was had! For this one, we discuss the latest in alien-related revelations, re...

First of all, Joyce would like to apologize to all the Yara-ma-yha-whos for what she said. Vampiric frogs deserve love too <3 Alright, now with that out of the way, welcome to another episode of your favorite podcast about sexy beasts! Coco is still distracted by mountains, so we have another special guest host with us. The LAFS crew is joined by Fi as they explore the Yara-ma-yha-who, a crypti...

🎶Oh my god, we’re back again…🎶 That’s right! We’re back and with a full episode no less! For this one, "friend of the show" Desi joins Jem and Joyce on a horny little swamp romp. Want to hear discussions of horny monster games, tales of big Lizard Men, and just friends being friends? Then this is the episode for you babe! Hope you're ready for something lean, mean, and very green.... XOXO C...

Hey y’all! Since we weren’t able to deliver last week, we wanted to give ya a little something to hold you over until next week, now that LAFS HQ has power again. The climate be crazy y’all! Storms on storms on storms. Anywho, here’s a snippet from our last recording session before Mother Nature said “Nah.” May this moment in time be forever remembered as “The Great Gremlin Debate”. Emotions were...

Well, howdy there friends! Welcome to the podcast that always finds a way to say “UwU”.  Despite technology bein’ ornery, we got our episode out (and on time to boot!) It was rough getting here but we got you yet another hour of sexy, good times. Coco once again finds himself in the wilds, leaving Joyce & Jem in charge. They’re doing their best to not make a mess! The crew starts this one...

Uh oh! Watch out! We’re that radical leftist podcast your mom told you to stay away from! Well, hello, and Happy Pride Month you all! Yes, it’s that time of the year again! And what better way to kick off the celebration of queer love and liberation than with a romantic tale of two gay monsters! This one’s a mix of politics, science (sort of), and most importantly of all, saucy literature. What co...

Chuck Tingle, if you hear this get at us! We love you to the moon!!! The world is brighter with you in it… You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Joyce and Coco sure think so, and do their best to make Jem feel better. They were under the weather but still toughed it out and brought the horny. What a trooper. But yeah, enjoy this star-studded episode featuring such talents as Shaq,...

Where are all my leg people at!?! This one's for YOU!  That’s right y’all, we’re talking the Fresno Nightcrawlers! Those lil animated parachute pants just making their way downtown…and into our hearts. Join us as we gush about these cute little guys, invent edible HRT, read a tale penned by Jem, and engage in some leg worship. Come worship with us! Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee.com/lafspo...

This one's for all the Francophiles out there....ehhhhh, maybe not considering the questionable accents (SORRY!!! We're going to stop doing those, I promise...). But seriously, who's ready for a good time? Today, we're discussing a boy that is as soft as marshmallows, and just as sweet. In this one, Joyce offers up a creature with French ties, Jem reads a silly piece of lit for those with a clown...

We're coming to you from three different locations today. Everyone is remote and it sounds like Jem is recording inside a tin can. Speaking of delicious canned MEAT, peel back the lid on this bad boy: Spring-Heeled Jack! While Jack isn't an entity you would want to meet (because he's problematic AF), we're reading an erotic story about a different demon guy who's sweet as pie! Buckle up babes, we'...