Loud About Nothing

This week the boys have on the hilarious Kenice Mobley. They start the episode by talking about Kenice's inability to cry but how Sebastian successfully made her cry on her show, Make Yourself Cry. Robbie admits to "secretly" getting his eyebrows waxed. They go on to talk about how their college experiences were very different. Kenice tells them about her recent stroke, she's doing fine now! The t...

The boys are back and they start the episode talking about how Robbie's experience is different than Sebastian because "As a fat man..." They go on to talk about how embarrassing it is to like things. Robbie tells Sebastian about the new iOS update which allows you to delete texts. Sebastian shamefully admits a time in which he ghosted someone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

The boys want to hear more from the hotties as the podcast is growing. This episode is stacked with amazing calls. The boys hear from a fan across the globe! Past guests DJ Case Ace, Jim Santangeli and Lukey Lunchbox all had great call-ins. The boys received a direct attack from a listener (hater). The boys also heard from their most frequent called "Anonymous Cuck". This was a great episode with...

The boys are back and have back to school energy! They start by talking about a saying that Sebastian is tired of hearing. The boys then compare a handjob to the room before the ride at an amusement park. Robbie then makes the wildest claim he ever has on the podcast! They then try to sharpen up for back to school by doing some brain teasers. Play along at home and see if you get the answers corre...

This week the boys are back with the hilarious Natasha Vaynblat. Natasha starts the episode by telling them a story about how she had to be rescued from a hike on her honeymoon. They then go on to talk about her time as a teacher. Sebastian has a revelation about History teachers. They end the episode by talking about her experience being a Russian citizen and moving to Virginia as a young child....

This week the boys get a little more serious than normal but not before Sebastian talks about how hot Disney characters are. Sebastian talks about finding his spark for a romantic relationship. He describes the two type of people you can be as a single man in your 30's. Robbie shares his opinions on businesses trying to be minimalist. The boys dream of a world where establishments prioritize fun!...

This week the boys have on Sebastian's best friend Matt Stango! This episode is full of laughs as the boys talk about all the trouble they got in growing up. They talk about being the "coolest" kids at community children's theater, a bet that Matt has with Seb's sister and a horrible story from their trip abroad. This episode is not Sebastian's finest hour and many truths are told. But it's necess...

The boys are back and start the episode by sipping on some afternoon coffees! Sebastian brings up a quote he heard about not saving the good wine for the good days. They talk about drinking and how mimosa's are cowardly. Sebastian admits that he stays up late looking at traffic on the BQE fantasizing about the open road. They end the episode by talking about how everyone is selling nothing. It's a...

This week the boys have on the hilarious Rose Kelso. They talk about her origin story and what it was like growing up on LAAAWWWNG ISLAND!!! They ask her questions about what it's like to be an NYU and she tells them about the most pointless class she ever took! Rose tells them about her other passion that she had that made comedy seem like the safe career choice. Rose then teaches Sebastian the t...

The boys are back from their trip to Rhode Island and start the episode by talking about how beautiful the state is. Robbie ponders if animals have insecurities like humans do. Sebastian talks about a recent dm he received and how much he loves Manifestation girls. They talk about the ultimate stand off between a guidette and a Brooklyn witch. The boys then come up with an amazing idea of creating...

The boys sit down this week and talk with the hilarious Ben Warheit. They start the episode bonding over music and Ben tells them about the first time he emotionally changed an audience, Ben goes on to talk about his experience working on The Joker with Joaquin Phoenix. Telling one of the most epic acting stories so far on the pod. The boys then sample some wine and talk more about acting and how...

The boys are back and talk about the separate L's they took in Philly. They go on to talk about how people yield to the least fun person at a bar! Sebastian tells Robbie about a post he saw a few years ago about a father who only got in shape so he can save his kids from being trapped under a car and what that man is up to today. They go on to talk about toxic masculinity. The boys talk about Rhod...

This week the boys have on the hilarious Asha Ward. They start the episode by talking about how wild band kids were in high school and college! Asha tells the boys about her roommates "love" triangle. Robbie takes a moment of silence for a Disney character. They talk about texting and notifications. Sebastian has realization that everyone isn't always texting him belly down and is encouraged by As...

The boys are back and have big issues to handle this episode. Sebastian starts the episode by talking about one of the best feelings in the world! He then goes on to share an activity thats more exhilarating than skydiving. Robbie talks about how someone described Instagram is a "social resume." They end the episode by fixing Instagram!! You're welcome internet!! Learn more about your ad choices....

This week the boys have on four time author, Sara Banincasa (@sarajbenincasa). Sara starts the episode by telling them about the three, yes three, different tramp stamps that she has. They go on to talk about dating and the age range that they each have dated. Sara does call Robbie a sweet little angle boy and compares him to Jesus. Truly an episode you don't want to miss with a woman who put on m...

In this episode the boys talk Philly! Robbie tells the story of his 21st birthday party where he rides a mechanical bull, a little too well. They talk about the different levels of fake ids that college kids have. Sebastian reveals his master plan to get the perfect Philly cheesesteak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the boys have fitness/motivational influencer J-Arp on the podcast. They start the pod by having fun leaning into their NY energy and talking wedding food. J-Arp goes on to tell them about his childhood and how he overcame many medical obstacles, including losing 300 lbs. The boys go on to talk about J-Arp's dream of being a wrestling promotor and how not even a broken back can stop him...

It's just the boy's and they go into great detail about Sebastian's Saturday night, which went from beers at the Yankee game to him dancing at House of Yes! Sebastian experienced both sides of NY all in one night. In the episode they discover how "Balllllin" might be the original "Sheeesh". Robbie brings up the idea of how rich finance and tech bros can ruin a clubs clout. Sebastian ends the episo...

This week the boys have a very very funny guest this week, @thecomedian._ You know it's going to be a fun episode when a NY native is on. They get right into it talking about manicures and pedicures. They talk about spring breaks. Sebastian asks The Comedian about long distance relationships. They talk about how to flirt on instagram. The Comedian could dunk in middle school but says shortly after...

The boys this week start the episode by honoring Sonny from The Godfather and Paulie Walnuts. Sebastian is annoyed at Millennials for a new trend on Tik Tok where they claim to be so innocent. Robbie admits to the fact that he has a Woody toy that he got when he was 17!! They debate the difference between a toy and a collectable. The episode ends with them discussing what might be the greatest pic...

This week the boys have Anthony Sneed on the podcast. Anthony is a writer, director, actor and most importantly Sebby Cianti's friend. They start the episode by talking about skin care routines and Sneed's hot privilege. He denies he has any and then immediately goes on to tell a story about the time he joined the mile high club. Sebastian asks Sneed about his time in the street art world which sp...

The boys got some constructive criticism this weekend and immediately apply it to the episode. Sebastian talks about the ice cream men on Staten Island. They talk about the special type of hustle that exists there. Sebastian and Robbie reminisce on the way kids would scheme with Pokemon cards. Robbie tells a story about being afraid of fireworks in Disney. Sebastian says people need to clarify som...

James Dwyer is back on the podcast! They start the episode talking about their recent trip to Costco. Sebastian explains why he doesn't use the Brita. Sebastian asks James what kind of restaurant he would want. James talks about traveling alone to Ireland. They all have different relationships with traveling alone. They talk about commercial auditions. Robbie shares an embarrassing horny puberty s...

This episode starts different than normal. The boys generally shy away from reality on the podcast but kick this one off by acknowledging the difficult times right now. They then hard switch to talking about the re-usable underwear being marketed to Sebastian. Robbie reveals he doesn't really know what bra sizing means. They talk about their love for malls. Sebastian offers some great advice for c...

This week the boys have Taylor Garron on the podcast. She starred in a 2021 film that won awards at Tribeca Film Festival. She is also a writer and stand up comedian. Sebastian thinks Taylor is classy. Taylor tells a story about running into her therapist. They talk about pools and smoking weed. Sebastian tells a story about getting kicked out of church in college. They marvel over how good the fo...