Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Commorragh. A vile, infested land of outsiders, bounty hunters and slaves. A breeding ground of a race so hedonistic, they birthed a god of Chaos with their immoral ways. Commorragh. The largest city to ever exist in the galaxy, so large that an entire planet could not wholly contain it. So large that it spans the entire galaxy. Commor...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* When your life had no meaning, we gave you a purpose. When you were wandering aimlessly, we offered you direction. When you were tempted by the overwhelming existence of the universe, we gave you focus. Come walk with us on the Path. Journey, and be redeemed. In this episode we discuss the Path of the Eldar and how it protects the Elda...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* This is the first episode in our Listener Lore series. In it, we read the stories and information that were submitted to us by our listeners about their armies in 40k. We recieved so many that we couldn't possibly fit it all in one episode, so stay tuned for many more to come! Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Have you ever caught your neighbour worshipping a daemon? How about them plotting a revolt against the Imperium? Practising black magic? It might seem like all hope is lost for their immortal soul, but WAIT! You can save them! Just report them to your nearest Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor and in no time at all that Witchhunter will have ab...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Where does a Space Marine rise to when he is already the best? What further glories are there for him? Where might a Marine go when he must be punished for a transgression? Where would a shamed Marine go, where nobody even knows his Chapter? The Deathwatch of course! In this Episode, we discuss the Ordo Xenos, the Inquisitorial Ordo re...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* The Threat Beyond. That malicious temptation that claws at humanities mind in an attempt to turn all that we are into a mess of Chaos worshipping scum that go buy more GW models. If there was ever a need for a protector, this is it. These are the silent heroes; their deeds never shouted from battlements or paraded in the streets. In th...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* What keeps you safe? What watches the night to make sure that the darkness doesn't consume you? What force prevents your soul from being seduced and compromised, and then "takes care" of you when it happens? Obviously Batman, but that's not what we're talking about today. Today is all about the Imperium's secr...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* So you wish to wield Power, do you? You have felt the cravings? The desire to rid yourself of these paltry flesh bonds that you have? Then come closer... Listen to the voices in your head. Those voices so sweet, so beguiling, so... tempting. Give in to your cravings and give yourself. To Chaos. In this episode we discuss those beings t...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome to the T’au friend! Now that you’re in the Greater Good, it’s necessary for you to learn about our culture. We have prepared this so you can contribute to your fullest potential. Kindly use our system to determine your place in our Empire! Even though we all know that you are at the bottom. Joining us for this episode is Rio. ...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome children welcome! Come, sit by the fire. Close your eyes and imagine with me. Imagine a time when great Metal Gods roamed these lands to protect us from the Beasts. When our sons and daughters were called by the Sorcerors to leave this land behind and journey into the stars to fight a Gods battle. You might think you know our h...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Behemoth. Kraken. Leviathan. These are monsters, abominations, and terrors from Humanity's past. Terrible creatures of such unknowable size and power that the very names invoked fear and doom. In the days of the Glorious Imperium, these names have resurfaced to identify an enemy whose only desire is to feed upon our flesh, and in d...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* "Oi! 'Ave ya eva wanted ta know 'oo da orkiest Ork of all be!? Den dis be da episode for ya! We gonna tell all dem humiez some gud storiez of da biggest n' baddest orks eva!" - Grukk the Face-Eater In this episode we talk about some of the more famous Ork Warlords across the galaxy, as well as get into the crazine...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In the beginning of time; at the dawn of creation, the C'tan were born. Vast creatures whose very beings encompassed planets and even stars, they were ignorant of all life that existed... until one fateful day that a dying race, on the outskirts of the galaxy, chose to break that thin veneer of ignorance, and introduce them to life...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Welcome to our bonus episode! As with all bonus episodes, this is in no way cannon lore and only exists to share our world of Warhammer with you... THE PEOPLE! In this episode we talk about the many times mentioned shelf armies that Mark and Christian have placed upon The Shelf. We go into detail about the backstory of each army, the m...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* This episode is all about Harlequins! Those clowns! Those jokers! Those thespians! Those... warriors!?!? Who would have thought that these Eldar would be among the most deadly of their race! If you didn't know that, then listen to the podcast! That's the whole point. Joining us this episode, once again, is Peter. The most drama...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this episode, we discuss the space church of the God Emperor. We'll share important information, such as what exact angle your legs should bend in supplication to the Emperor-Savior (spoiler alert, its 27.85 degrees). It's a long one, but it's a gooder so buckle up and break out those paint brushes and Imperial Creed not...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this episode we talk about the human robits responsible for the armaments of Humanity. You'll hear a breakdown of how the Mechanicus was formed, as well as the dfferent branches of this vast and seperate force. Joining us this episode is Micah, a know it all friend that just has to correct us if he can. Lorehammer Patreon https:...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this episode we discuss the Astra Militarum. This is the biggest fighting force that the Imperium of Man can bring to bear. This backbone of the Imperium is capable of throwing such massive numbers of bodies at an enemy, that the sheer weight of them is enough to ensure victory. Learn just how difficult it would be to imagine Humani...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this episode we talk about force organisation of a Primaris Chapter. We also discuss the Space Marines role in the Imperium, as well as their support and war gears. Joining us, for the last time, is Christian. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcast Li...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this episode about the Adeptus Astartes, we discuss the origin of the Angels of Death. you can learn all about the physiology of the Space Marines and what actually seperates them from Humanity. Joining us, for the very last time, is Christian. *DISCLAIMER* If the episode feels disjointed, its because it is. We lost more than half t...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this bonus episode we talk about what we're currently doing hobby-wise. This is the episode where we bare our souls to your judgement and ridicule. Want to hear our opinion on your home brew army? Message us with the back story of your project and we just might share it! (we probably/definitely will, we have nothing better to ta...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Finally. We have trudged through this swamp of information (or sometimes lack thereof) on as many of the xenos races as are listed on the Lexicanum website. We hope you enjoyed listening to them way more than we did preparing them (seriously, it was a struggle). But if you can manage to get through this last episode, we promise that th...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* We are almost done our minor xenos races episodes! Which is good cause we're sure you're as sick of listening to it as we are of planning them! Joining us for this episode, is Rio, our Tau lover, and friend to all Xenos. Lorehammer  https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/lorehammerp...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Listen to us air our greivances about what we consider to be our biggest problems with the story, but also... what we really like about it. There might not be any hope in the 40k galaxy, but there definitely is in our hearts... oh wait. nope. Joining us for the last time, is Christian. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/loreh...

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* In this episode we talk about the divergent human gene. There are many different kinds of humans and we all belong in the Emperor’s warm embrace. NOT! Psych! Joining us this episode is Paul, one of our most artistic friends!  Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/loreham...