Lore Boys

Lore Boys back, with some real highfalutin heresy. We're taking a run at the Pope and talking about Blasphemous lore. From the humble studios of a Spanish edge-lord's game company to your ears, the Lore Boys are here to break down some boiling sap into some delicious Quebecois treats. Ethan is back for this episode to bring his particular brand of impiousness, Peter's here to promote the profane a...

Lore Boys are back once again as a hot pair, with Ethan away the Boys can play. Play World of Warcraft that is. Jamie has a problem and the only cure is making an audio guide for Blackwing Lair over in WoW Classic. We explore the different dragon flights and their powers, if using a dragon in a wheelchair to destroy his own eggs makes us the bad guy, and how to control a famous Canadian rapper in...

Some say I couldn't have been done, some say it shouldn't have been done, either way one crazy man down in the US of A did it. This week Tyler from The Other Worlds Podcast goes behind the scenes at Lore Boys HQ (Pete's place) to get the skinny on the Boys. Why do we do it? Does it keep us sane? What's the best way to treat a foot wound? It's all here. Check out Tyler's podcast here: https://podca...

Welcome back friends to yet more Lore Boys. The top B+ podcast you download because you're proud of us, mom. Today Jamie and Peter mourn the loss of Ethan and cap off our personal Halo trilogy with the story behind the evil alien organization known as the Covenant. Today we learn the right way to worship the same things, choke on water multiple times and that all sentient life in the galaxy was a...

Lore Boys back, with everything you need to know about Nokia's snake! Who is the little guy? Isn't he full yet? How does one snake eat so many rocks? Answers to these questions and more are all within, including important distinctions on how a taco-shaped phone gets made! We have Peter getting ideas of assassination incepted into his brain, Ethan mocking snakes and their lack of shoulders, and Jam...

The best free to play podcast on the market is back baby! That's right, it's the Lore Boys and this week we're talking about League of Legends! In the episode we attempt to explain how and why your team won't support you, and it's always their fault if you lost. We learn that Nagkabouros tracked a bunch of existence into the house, a missing link appeared after an entire race already existed, and...

Lore Boys are back with Halo, this time with a focus on the creation of the Spartans including your favourite, John 117! Or if he's not your favourite, maybe you'll like to hear he's one of the few characters who doesn't have a past steeped in war crimes. Either way, these genetically modified supersoldiers built to bully the working class and emotionally scar their parents do have a rich history....

The most surprising thing about this episode is finding out that Mr. Bean had less than 20 episodes, seriously? Like what the Hell? Anyway, Lore Boys here and it's a one man show kinda show. Not us of course, we don't have that kind of chutzpah we're talking about the incredibly talented Toby Fox and his mega-hit Undertale. Today we'll find out what it takes to be successful (be hugely talented an...

Lore Boys here with some hot spicy history of Eberron. Who were the Progenitor Dragons? Where did they come from? Where do they go? Is this Cotton-Eye Joe fella somehow related? We talk about the history of Eberron, the Age of Dragons, the Draconic Prophecy, Demons, Giants, Khyber, Siberys, and oh so much more. This episode James flings his magic, Ethan fondles the microwave, and Peter seduces a s...

Season's greetings once again our fellow officers, esteemed members of the press and Lore Folk. We must once again interrupt your holiday season with another tale of crime, villainy and skullduggery. Will the nightmare never end? This week's press conference is in regards to the Yule Lads, the notorious deck of 16 crime cards who are hell bent on being a mild inconvenience to everyone in the far f...

Lore Butter here, butter butter butter butter. This week we're back and who's hosting? Jamie! What does Jamie love more than family? WoW Classic? What was WoW Classic's first Raid? Molten Core! What is this episode about? Tax evasion! In reality we're doing molten core, and brought on 37 other people to help. This episode will serve as both guide and lore episode so you can pelt your Guildies with...

Lore Boys here, with some spicy Warhammer 40K lore. This time we're telling the story behind the Eldar Myth Cycles and all the wacky warfare that's sure to ensue. The whole family is here, Grandpa Asuryan, Uncle Khaine, Mother Isha, and Father Kurnous... uh that weird hobo Cegorach... everyone, even an Elder God or two may make an appearance. Oh, not Jamie though, he had to sit this one out in ord...

Lore Boys are back with another episode featuring humanity stampeding through uncharted space. There will be much more Halo to come through and after the Christmas 2019 season so keep it glued. Today we're doing Halo to celebrate the release of Halo: Reach onto PCs! Can you think of a better way to catch some accidental downloads now that Halo is hype again? This episode features space politics, s...

Lore Boys are back, with more hot, topical, very current lore and fake history for you to consume, as you MUST! You see, Gex loves his T.V. shows, and he teaches us the valuable lesson all the way back in 1999 that television was always doomed to fail, and you now must digest podcasts, the clearly superior multimedia format. We're visiting all the channels in this Gex episode, like the cemetery ch...

Welcome back to Lore Boys! Shucks wouldn't you know it we're doing another request, this one coming from the far flung and vast corn fields from some state where people get named "Woody". This week we're doing Armoured Core! Ethan learns what it's like to be a Fromsoft fan, Pete debates whether turn right makes you a robot and Jamie strikes it rich and kicks off the Pepsi Rush of 1896 As always, w...

We have returned following PornHub related stomach flues and are happy to tell you about more, and more sweet Lore. Today (which is now officially Wednesday) wee will be discussing how great it is to engage with new cultures, and how it never ever goes wrong. Today we're covering the First Contact War from Mass Effect. We'll learn that humans are ambitious and stubborn, Turians are quick on the tr...

Lore Boys here, got your fill of Nintendo's latest hot IP, and it's a spooky one at that! Learn all about the mysterious E. Gad, about the Boos and the relatively peaceful lifestyle they lived alone in a forest, their uh... carpentry skills? We have all the Luigi's mansion lore your body could crave, so dive on in, bring a blank canvas, and let's get ghostbustin'! As always, we super appreciate yo...

Lore Boys are back, with the hot new lore for you. By popular request, we're finally taking succumbing to peer pressure and taking up smoking... we're talking about Dorohedoro! This manga, which has run for the last twenty or so years, was recently announced to have an anime series in production! What better time to listen to your favourite idiots tell you all about something they barely understan...

Lore Boys are back after 20 some odd years in stasis to smell the ashes. Today (or whenever) we're going back to one of the most important series of all time, Half-Life and it's villains the Universal Union or Combine. Today we will learn how the Combine facilitate the three labours of grain harvesting, steal oceans and augment alien insects with guns or huge fake breasts. Jamie makes a modest liv...

Lore Boys here with some hot car action. It's Twisted Metal lore, and the story behind the lost endings of the first game. Horribly produced, painful to watch, poorly acted live-action cutscenes for each driver in the original Twisted Metal game. We're getting nitty-gritty with the game some torqued tin, so hop on in for the ride! As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you...

We Lore Boys are back for the 100th time! We're celebrating 100 episodes by ignoring some of our special episodes and remastering and revisiting the first episode, The Legend of Zelda and the speculative Goddess of Time. Thankfully episode one is lost to time (on Soundcloud) so you probably haven't heard it either! Today we'll get into some Zelda canon, some Lore Boys canon, some he said she said...

It's me Ethan, and us, Lore Boys, all together again for this episode on Gears of War! There are absolutely NO SPOILERS for Gears of War 4 or 5, this episode we are taking you on a walk across Sera, the setting for the series. We'll talk about the Coalition of Ordered Governments and their love for magic goo, giant spiders, and a cosmonaut named Ivan known for his carpentry. X-Men Contest page: ht...

Hello Lore Folk and keep your hands where I can see them. We're diving into one of Warcraft's favourite tropes the enchanted sword. Today we're doing the Ashbringer. Ethan can't be with us since we gave him the wrong time, but that won't stop us from touching mysterious crystals and having our hands burned off. Learn in this episode why having a favourite child is the right way to raise a child, b...

Ah we see you have returned, well since you're here we might as well continue the story of some unfortunate siblings from Magic the Gathering. You heard (read) right listener we're continuing the saga of bumbling idiot Kamahl and his sister Jeska who is now fused with two other women to become Karona, False God. We continue to learn that Kamahl is a complete loser, becoming the physical manifestat...

Lore Boys here with some juicy Dark Souls 3 lore! We're telling you all the background information you need on your favourite goo-formed god-eater and all the other lords of cinder from the third and (allegedly) final installation of the Dark Souls series. You could say this episode is the Dark Souls of podcasts, and as I understand it you wouldn't be wrong. It's our last episode recording remotel...