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Lore Boys here with some more exciting fake history. We're continuing the Magic: The Gathering storyline of Elspeth, Venser, and Koth on their search for both Karn and a cure for the Phyrexian menace. New Phyrexia is a trashed frat house, and our party is the responsible nerds who are gonna clean it up. This is a part four, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before grinding so...

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast. We're dredging up some ancient history with more Battletech lore by popular demand. We're dropping the needle into the Battle of Tukayyid, with Comstar facing off against the Clans of the Outer Sphere. My money's on the Ghost Bears, but the Smoke Jaguars might have a trick or two up their sleeve. If you want more Battletech, it's a well w...

Alright Lore Folk, you asked for more SCP Lore, so here you go. Today's episode of the internet's #1 fake history podcast is talking about the SCP's Personnel Director Jack Bright, and all the murderous ways he likes to introduce the new guys to campus. If you like this one, consider checking out our other SCP episodes: SCP 101: Intro to Making Your Own Faygo Threat Level: Jabroni And if three's n...

Lore Boys back at the ol' sausage grinder. We're talking more Magic: the Gathering lore. Specifically, we're talking about a plane's poke-evolution from Argentum, plane of maths, to Mirrodin, plane of unlocked liquour cabinets, to New Phyrexia, plane of "You guys gotta leave, my parents are getting home soon". This is a part four, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before grin...

Lore Boys back with some Monster Hunter lore! This week's fake history is delving all into the world of Monster Hunter and the big baddies known as Ancient Black Dragons. Get ready to peel off the skin and make yourself some smelly, nightmare inducing armor. Ethan fights a turtle, Jamie skins a cat, and Peter spits out a star. As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjo...

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast. We're taking the Battletoads to court as we discuss Pimple, Zit, and Rash and the world they've teleported themselves into. Jamie goes on a pterodactyl ride, Peter finds his evil seductress, and Ethan takes a car to space for the first time ever. As always, we super appreciate you listening, and hope that if you enjoy the show you’ll tell...

Lore Boys are back, with more exciting tales from Magic: the Gathering. The internet's #1 fake history podcast continues its retelling of the story of Elspeth from the Honor Bound trilogy, the Gathering Forces trilogy, and the Scarred trilogy. This is a part three, so make sure to check out our previous Elspeth episodes before jumping down the meat shaft with us: Elspeth Lore Part 1 Elspeth Lore P...

While you may have believed us to be illiterate, it is of course once again the Lore Boys bringing you some juicy comic book lore. Now we of course are not gigantic nerds, so this one had to be requested by one of our wonderful patrons over on OnlyFa- Patreon. His request was as you can see for Spiderman 2099 lore. Today we'll learn how a radical 90s dude was born of lies and continued the traditi...

The internet's #1 fake history podcast is back with some, well... real history. We've decided to die and come back and try again as we delve into the history of the 40 year old game Rogue, and the genre that is named after it. Just a few of the titles we talk about: Adom Angband Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup Net. Hack Rogue Of course, if you liked the episode, we’d love to hear from you guys, so check...

Lore Boys are back with more of the internet's best fake history. We're talking more Magic: the Gathering canon, while we delve into Elspeth Tirel's old friend, Ajani Goldmane, and her new ENEMY(??) Koth of the Hammer. This episode has all the hits, mana, Shards of Alara, Nicol Bolas, Karn, Phyrexia, and all the rest. Make sure you check out our part 1 to this multi-parter, So Long, Gay Malfegor....

Season's greetings once again our fellow officers, esteemed members of the press and Lore Folk. We must once again interrupt your holiday season with another tale of crime, villainy and island crabs. This year's press conference is in regards to the beating heart of the holidays. Christmas Island. At time of writing we have discovered important information about the island, the resident crabs, and...

Lore Boys back with the internet's #1 fake history podcast to talk about another 90s classic: Earthworm Jim! Where did worm come from? How she get a slug for a butt? And, what are you doing with that puppy? For nearly 3 decades we've been waiting for those questions to be answered, and finally, we're gonna find out. Hop on into the Lore Boys and come along for a wild ride as we try and get this ca...

Lore Boys have been summoned to your lands once again for more Magic the Gathering Lore. Untapped and unhinged, this week we're starting the conversation about Elspeth Tirel, the generally white aspected Planeswalker frequently found chilling in the golden halls of Bant, one of the fancier shards of Alara. We'll follow her from her humble beginnings as a support animal for a terrible, terrible mon...

Lore Boys back with more fake history! We're talking a world adjacent to the world of SCP -- the world of Remedy Entertainment's Control and Alan Wake games! Spooky items haunted a ghost dimensions run by bureaucrats. There's ghosts, guns, and gams in the wild lore of these inventive games. Ethan tries to pick up a scuba diver, James turns to gravy, and Peter wears a pyramid hat. If you like this...

What's up Lore Lovers? The internet's #1 fake history podcast, the Lore Boys, is back with more SCP lore. This time we're talking SCP-J lore specifically, taking a crack at the less serious side of the spookfest. This week James makes some calzones, Peter makes his balls psychic, and Ethan separates the mountain from the dew. If you want to check out our previous SCP episode, find it on our websit...

The people have spoken, and they want more 40K Lore! The internet's #1 fake history podcast, the Lore Boys, is back with another installment of Games Workshop's Warhammer 40K universe. This time we're just a couple of Oddboyz talking about some Mechboyz. The whole gang is here, Ethan, Peter, Gork and Mork, and James! Ethan runs for old-timey president, Peter believes in himself, and James finally...

Whether you like it or not the Lore Boys are back in business! Well most of them, with Ethan staying behind in the Nexus it's up to Jamie and Peter to venture forth and tell you all they can about Demon's Souls just in time for the remake on the PlayStation 5! This week we'll be diving into the history of the world of Boletaria, King Allan XII and his silent T, the cowardly Ostrava and the french...

Lore Boys here, with special guest, the Million Dollar Manger Baby himself: a horrific lizard who defies all attempts at killing it. The Spook Season is not over here at Lore Boys HQ, we're still jamming in the scares with the most horrific thing imaginable: user-created content! James throws a Faygo, Peter saves 15% or more on his life insurance, and Ethan gets his D-Class Citizenship revoked. If...

Lore Boys back with more spooktacular episodes! We're talking about H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos, just in time for Halloween. We've got all your favourites, Azathoth, Nyarlothep, the Nameless Mist, an artist formerly known as Darkness, Yog-Sothoth, and oh so much more. Jamie eats a pickle, Peter fathers a bat, and Ethan goes insane. If you liked this episode about a book, consider some of these...

Lore Boys here with some more special Halloween lore, so last week's mature content warning is STILL in effect. This week we're talking about Harlan Ellison's 1967 Short Story, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, and the game written and voiced by the author! It's a horrible post-apocalyptic world where a Facebook super-computer has taken over everything and is keeping people alive with their eyes...

Graphic Content Warning - Gore & Violence Lore Boys back with bones, blood, and bad Swedish ghosts. We're talking the lore and story of PT, or Playable Teaser, Hideo Kojima's failed venture into the Silent Hill franchise (and really, what's scarier than failure?) If you want to hear more, check out our original Silent Hill episode titled "Don't Drink Out of that Lake, It's Ghosts". If you like...

Lore Boys back with more Warhammer 40K lore! This episode we're talking about a man named Lorgar, so strap in, grab your Gene-Seed cocktail, and come along for a ride with the Internet's #1 Fake History podcast. If you want to hear other 40K episodes, you can find a whole whack of them on our website. We've done 3 previous episodes on the Astartes Legions: The Dark Angels Faction The Salamanders T...

Lore Boys have returned with their big necks, big arms and chainsaw bayonets! Today, or whenever you downloaded this, we are returning to the Gears of War Universe to dig into the crust of the planet and figure out why the Locust Horde decided it wanted to rise up Gamer style and kill all humans. Our first Gears of War episode, covering the Coalition of Ordered Governments, can be found here: Hamm...

The internet's #1 fake history podcast is back, with some exciting lorecraft from Steam user Haze! The Lore Boys bring you the most controversial takes on the hit roguelike Risk of Rain from Hopoo Games. We talk mostly about the original, and put out some hopeful feelers for more lore in the exciting sequel released earlier this year. Jamie defends some towers, Ethan teleports a friend, Peter play...

Lore Boys back with more Warhammer 40K Lore. The internet's #1 fake history podcast is bringing you the story of the Space Wolves Primarch Leman Russ. If you want to hear other 40K episodes, you can find a whole whack of them on our website. We've done 3 previous episodes on the Astartes Legions: The Dark Angels Faction The Salamanders The Ultramarines And of course we have some on the horrible, h...