Logically Irrational

Melissa rants about a coffee trip turned bad in this week’s Rants and Rants. It led her to the realization she has an addiction problem, and of course opened the door for haters to share their opinions on her apparent lip mustache.  And fun game in Reality Roundup: can you tell JPJ and Connor a part just by listening to their voices? The surfer-California voice is hard to tell a apart! And who had...

Melissa and Tye had quite a stressful week (one that caused a massive zit to take Melissa’s chin hostage), from testifying in court, to having issues buying a house. But Melissa relaxed with her first ever CryoTherapy - and gives her two cents on the newest CryoBeauty trend. And in the newest segment, Parenting Fails, listeners call in to share some of their biggest fails as a parent! We all need...

Melissa and Tye talk about their recent family road trip that they took the kids on. They have to clarify by what they meant when they said ‘road trip’ - because apparently people don’t think staying in a hotel classifies as that! And it’s Game Time again!! This time, you have to figure out the fake product. Melissa has found several REAL product commercials (a blanket that covers the smell of a t...

Melissa and Tye answer some listener questions about relationships. How do you know when someone is ready to commit? And how long can you hold a grudge before you need to get over it or move on? Melissa gets to talk with Beth from Married at First Sight. She gives us some insight into what the casting process is like, why she even wanted to do the show, and how she feels watching herself back on T...

Melissa and Tye FINALLY finish the story of their romance - it’s taken 3 episodes, but it’s quite the story!! Thanks to all the listeners who submitted questions and became a part of the episodes!  And there is a lot of drama happening in The Bachelor world right now. Rumors are that Tyler is OUT of the running for the next Bachelor?? And on Bachelor in Paradise TextGate: who’s side are you on?? C...

Melissa and Tye start by breaking down the ‘most dramatic Bachelorette finale ever’….like ever. They have some choice words for Hannah’s old switch-a-roo, and make their Bachelor predictions. And as promised, they finish the epic story of their dating life. This time, getting to the good stuff right off the bat!! The timeline from the Bachelor breakup, to their reconciliation, and everything in be...

You asked, and they answered! Melissa and Tye are delving into their relationship: How it started, how and why they broke up, all The Bachelor drama (and of course the Bachelor aftermath, how they ended up back together, and how they keep their relationship strong today. They answer a BUNCH of listener questions about their relationship specifics. Part I this week, but stay tuned for the really go...

Melissa starts by giving an update on her tattoo removal process - and why she is removing the name ‘Tye’ from her body (spoiler alert: they aren’t getting a divorce). And Melissa and Tye then recap their most recent trip to Las Vegas, where they found themselves at a Playboy Model Search Pool Party. They were clearly in their element with all the thongs and rap music…And of course they cover The...

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Melissa starts off with a warning to parents of small children: There is a new toy on the market that is anatomically correct, and it is starting quite the conversation in their household! And also, Melissa and Tye came home from a weekend at the lake to find their house had been hit by lightening while they were gone. Not only is it annoying having to replace everything, the have realized they re...

Happy 4th of July week everyone!! Melissa made it back from LA pretty unscathed. And even got to experience what life would be life if she had a real life Sugar Daddy...and had a strange Bachelor encounter while she was there...And lots to recap in this week’s Reality Roundup!! From a must see movie, to a Bachelorette SPOILER, Melissa and Tye’s thoughts on The Hills (minus Tye’s crush on Audrina),...

We are all fans of 90’s sitcoms (the best era of sitcoms, right?!), so Melissa and Tye play a game of ‘Name The Show’ just by listening to the show’s theme song! Tye is surprisingly good at the game - and even better and remember the actual day and time the shows originally aired on tv.    And just a quick Reality Roundup this week! The Hills: New Beginnings airs this week, and Melissa and Tye giv...

Melissa gives an update on her condition since coming home from their family vacation to the Dominican Republic. She woke up to a firestorm of media talking about her, and needs to set the record straight! Is she near death? Is he under a nurse’s care? Let’s break down the true and false of the reports! Melissa and Tye also talk about a close family friend who let a stranger walk through their hom...

Melissa and Tye just got back from a wonderful family vacation. Only issue: it was in the Dominican Republic, which seems to be US Public Enemy #1 right now. Thankfully, they survived the dangerous mission, and made it home safely - of course not without several traveling mishaps. Not to mention Melissa swears she caught Chikungunya or Mesothelioma from the Dominican mosquitos… And let’s talk TV r...

Melissa and Tye bought a new house!! Now all they have to do is sell their current house…seems easy enough, right?! And they’ll be homeless for 4 months during the renovation process, but who’s really keeping track?! And they had a rough time shopping this weekend. Melissa nearly threw up in the middle of Hobby Lobby, and Tye was almost the star of a YouTube chick fight.  And let’s talk The Bachel...

Boy, Melissa and Tye took one week off, and there was so much that happened!! Tye was running around their house naked at 3:00am….They decided to sell their house….They had some bad mani/pedis…..And they had a dog have a major bought of diarrhea….Total First World Problems. Then they get into the new season of The Bachelorette, and why Melissa isn’t quite on board with Hannah’s season just yet. An...

Sooo….it was a controversial week for Melissa. What started off as an opinion shared on social media spun into a whole shaming frenzy. Even Wendy Williams had something to say about that Melissa Rancroft. Well, Melissa gives her thoughts on all the drama, and clarifies what she was even trying to say in the first place. But one thing is for certain: She totally underestimated her irrelevance in so...

Melissa and Tye start by talking some Teen Mom news - but they keep it short and simple, to get to the good stuff!! Like when people in front of you in the drive-thru order the whole menu. Or when you randomly hurt a part of your body without knowing what you did. And the 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After premiered, and Melissa and Tye are conflicted. Are the relationships real? And what happens w...

From #FreeBritney to the BoyBandCon, this episode ended up being a complete homage to the 90’s generation of Pop Entertainment. Melissa and Tye get into what they really think is happening with Britney Spears right now, and why they don’t believe the whole #freebritney movement. And what would you do if you won $360 million dollars?? Split it with the girlfriend who bought tickets with you?? Melis...

Melissa and Tye went to a country music concert this past weekend. The concert ended up not being the main show however, as Melissa tells the real main event of finding out her husband is a lumberjack who was getting pursued by a not-so-sober woman.   And a listener question to the couple raised a very good topic of conversation: Why do Reality TV personalities always seem to separate or divorce?...

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The leaked audio of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s off camera meltdown surfaced this week, and sent Melissa and Tye down memory lane, revising other times celebs got caught with a hot mic on!   And RHOBH has been pretty boring this season. Except Denise Richards, who’s cluelessness and Tequila indulgence steal the show! The Married at First Sight reunion aired, and what we thought would be juicy, was just...

Another VEGAS getaway!! Tye got a mysterious sprained ankle, and Melissa burned her thumb…but they were still in Vegas, so there’s that. And with the ever popular Bachelorette Reunion filming this week, the duo takes a look back at Bachelorettes Past, and some of the best moments of the franchise. (Eeeesss ok). A listener shares her concerns about a recent job promotion, because it means she now m...

So this past weekend, Melissa and Tye watched A Star is Born for the first time (no judgement!), and it only took them 6 hours to watch it with the kids in the house! Melissa did not like it, and Tye tried to interpret the whole thing. That and the series YOU was not a big hit in the household. And one of Melissa’s pet peeves?? An entitled Millennial! Private jets and assistants?! (Insert eye roll...

Melissa gives a **BOOB UPDATE** on her recent surgery, and share’s a letter of concern she received on social media (actually, it was just flat out hate mail). Everyone knows how much Tye wants another baby, so Melissa finally agreed! LIES! She got him a puppy instead!! Who needs a newborn baby in the house, when you have a 3 month old Pomeranian?? And during her recovery, Melissa went down the ra...