LMK When You're Free

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am i wrong? it kinda does. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends w the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod

or, i guess i should say.. i've had multiple nocturnal orgasms. which i've found is normal? why can i orgasm in my sleep faster than when i'm awake. and, don't even get me started on how fast guys can squirt that little juice out of their hole faster than a woman can get aroused.   getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends...

that's right, we're taking a bath together. grab whatever bath salts, light whatever candles, drop whatever bath bombs you have and get naked.  getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends w the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod

tick-tock.. tick-tock.. tick-tock. do you hear that too? yeah, it's almost like a.. ticking sound? ohhh, don't worry! it's just the fertilization in my fallopian tubes DECAYING WITH EVERY SECOND.  yeah fucking dying every. second. more dead. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be fri...

can guys and girls be best friends? can they even be FRIENDS without wanting to rip each others clothes off? is it possible? are we too horny of a species to stop ourselves from wanking every guys' dick when left alone in a room with him? on a related note, what's a healthy way to argue? getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends...

what would you consider bad luck on new years? catching the guy you're dating with his tongue down another girls throat? see year 2020. overhearing the guy you're dating bond with his friends about how you're a big fat loser? see year 2021. getting scheduled to be at work at 5 am on january 1? see year 2022.  getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 2...

welcome back my little santa's helpers. sit tight on your sleigh and hold onto your eggnog because this week i got a controversial one for you. i take it all the way back to my childhood in this episode. wondering where the controversy is? listen to me talk about growing up in the church and how it has affected my viewpoint on the LGBTQ+ community. yeah. enjoy. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getb...

declining a wild night on the town for a night to myself involving a rom-com with a side of bubbles. am i getting old? is this growth? did i miss my prime? is THIS my prime? am i okay if this is my prime? getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends w the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod

ever got caught making out with a wall? yeah... me too. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends w the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod

this is a formal apology to any guy i have used these tips && tricks on. i'm sorry. you got played. moving on. in this episode, i go into detail about how to win when it comes to guys. play them before they play you. and, let's be honest, they will end up playing us. they always do. they might win the battle but we can win the war. good luck. you got this. lmk how it goes. getbacknecklaces...

oh man, how do i even start with this episode description? i think it might be better if you just go ahead and take a listen for yourself. good luck. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends w the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod

yup. you read correctly. "my TOXIC view on proposals". welcome to an episode where i realize one of the views i've had my entire life, has been unhealthy. stay woke, kids. learn from my mistakes. don't see a ring as a bandaid for other parts in your relationship. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalani...

we go on a deep dive into all things parties. i'm talking an outline of the night, baby. how to pace yourself so you don't blackout before you arrive. making sure you're not akomctaco while Brian is off flirting with Stacy. how to enjoy yourself when it's your night off and you've traded Pink Whitney for a refreshing cup of H2O. and, of course, a few embarrassing party stories. getbacknecklaces ::...

mmm, the classic topic of flicking your bean. getting yourself off. making yourself O. NOT. there is nothing casual when you're having a conversation about pleasuring yourself. but it should be. so, let's talk about it. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends w me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends w the pod on insta :: @lmkw...

uuuummmm, how do i describe this one? harry potter? sandboxes? underclassman trauma? go ahead and just give it a listen, you'll see what i mean. getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends with me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends with the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod

hang with me as i talk about everyone's favorite topic... dating. my past with dating, what i think of it now, advice on how to date. all of the above AND MORE! getbacknecklaces :: https://www.getbacknecklaces.com/?rfsn=6288107.bdd9dc code for 20% off: lmkwyf20 be friends with me on insta :: @kalanineiko be friends with the pod on insta :: @lmkwyfpod