Live, Laugh, Larceny

Frankly, my dear, you will give a damn about these crimes—because this week, we’re taking a petty look through the ultimate portal to chaos: windows. Trevin kicks things off with a romantic thrift store date gone wrong. What begins as a sweet hunt for house shorts quickly unravels when he discovers none of them come with pockets. Meanwhile, Amanda visits the brand new stadium for the KC Current—Am...

✝️ Petty sins. Sacred nonsense. Divine dumbness. Scripture says, “The meek shall inherit the earth.” But what about the petty? This week’s episode is holy, hilarious, and downright criminal. Trevin kicks things off with a revelation—after witnessing some Facebook drama with record-breaking engagement, he believes he’s unlocked the future of marketing. His plea? If you're about to start an online f...

Come to cool down… stay for the assaults. The dog days of summer are here, and things are heating up in more ways than one. This week, Trevin confronts his latest identity crisis: reacting to danger with an involuntary, excited “Woo!” From unexpected collisions to genuine fear, his inner panic keeps getting mislabeled as party energy. He's not a "Woo girl"—he's a deeply confused Woo boy. Amanda di...

What do a fresh ADHD diagnosis, dinosaur sound effects, and unexpected genitals have in common? Apparently, everything. This week, Trevin opens up with a personal dilemma and mental health update that trades dread for clarity—offering an honest look into the wild world of adult ADHD. Meanwhile, Amanda revisits her favorite chaotic segment: children's books with sound effects. Her newest prop? A pr...

Trevin is using his vacation card this week to get episodes ready before his week off. Have a great week, and enjoy this classic petty rewind. If you haven't checked out our 4th of July special episode, definitely go back to that. We're pretty proud of those stories. Clock in and prepare to feel trapped for the next eight hours—because this week, we’re heading to work in the most unprofessional wa...

It’s our Fourth of July special, and we’re celebrating the star-spangled stupidity that makes America so uniquely… itself. This week, Trevin opens up about his personal struggles with 2025, leading to an honest and heartfelt conversation about mental health, burnout, and the complicated relationship many of us have with our country. Amanda brings a classic summer dilemma after taking her family to...

The wheels of injustice go 'round and 'round — and this week’s petty crimes may just leave you spinning. Trevin starts things off with an embarrassing encounter at a massage parlor, where a deep tissue session brings him to his knees (literally), complete with a defeated wimpy voice and all. Meanwhile, Amanda battles another medical misadventure, as a sudden fainting spell leaves her bruised, swol...

Of all 50 states in America, which have the most crimes on an annual basis? On this episode, true petty crime expert, Amanda Rose, joins Nick Emel to reveal the Top 10 States in America With the Highest Crime Rates, according to the FBI. PLUS... what makes each state so likely to have high crime rates?, the safest states in America, proper state name pronunciation, lake culture, Nick's high school...

A petty crime podcast episode filled with food, fast food sauce nostalgia, and chaotic appetites. Pull up a chair and prepare your palate—because the Saucy Queens, Trevin and Amanda, have a reservation for crime, and you're on the guest list. This week, Trevin finally tracks down the elusive salad that haunted him last year—only to discover its spicy vengeance leaves him sweating bullets. Meanwhil...

This week, we're exploring the fine line between neighborly and nefarious. Because sure, community is important—but not all of them are worth joining. Trevin is feeling the heat of summer, or as he calls it, Body Dysmorphia Season. In a rare moment of vulnerability, he opens up about the struggle of connecting to his body in a world that won’t stop looking. Meanwhile, Amanda returns with a major l...

Things get a little too mischievous this week on Live, Laugh, Larceny! Trevin can’t stop wasting pineapple—despite his best efforts—and Amanda's already slapping mosquitoes in March. Are we sure summer didn't skip spring? The crew plays a wild round of Two Truths and a Lie: Trevin goes full Animal Planet with facts about quokkas, capybaras, and honey badgers, while Amanda brings props and Pop Rock...

Things are getting weird this week—and that’s saying something. We’re joined by the delightfully bizarre minds behind Weird True Crime for a very special guest episode. Together, we form the Roundtable of Weird, where strange dilemmas, dumb criminals, and questionable life choices are always on the menu. Trevin kicks things off with an existential crisis involving his life partner, ChatGPT. Is his...

Ready to question reality? Bring your big brain and your curiosity—because this week, we’re joined by Jill ChaCha from the comedy-science podcast Well… That’s Interesting, where the facts are bizarre and the laughter is inevitable. Trevin revisits his greatest nemesis—mowing the lawn—with a petty twist. Amanda finds herself in a super glue disaster while crafting paper teacups for her daughter’s b...

Hop on our flying carpet — today, we’re all Disney princesses (crowns optional). This week, Trevin is officially ordained and struggling to write a wedding speech that’s somehow harder than crafting petty crime stories. Meanwhile, Amanda’s mind is blown at Disney on Ice, where four-legged characters are skating their hearts out in front of her family. In trivia, Amanda dishes on a Disney princess...

We will be back next week with a new episode. But for today, enjoy this special rewind of Ballad of the Toilet Man! 🎶 Sing it loud, sing it proud—for the Toilet Man, of course. It's Wednesday, which means it's time to raise your voice (and maybe a few eyebrows) for another round of petty crime storytelling! This week, Trevin finds himself literally singing the praises of the Toilet Man—with the w...

Live, Laugh, Larceny has officially hit 200 episodes, and we're celebrating the only way we know how—by throwing the pettiest awards show podcasting has ever seen. From naked porch thieves to cursed cake smashers, we’re revisiting our most iconic criminals, characters, and catastrophic choices across 13 completely unhinged categories—including: Most Uncomfortable Moment Best Character (That’s Not...

It’s our annual 4/20 special, and we’re here to celebrate the one green to rule them all. This week, Trevin unknowingly ate the final Sweet-Tart, leaving his memory of the flavor as foggy as a college dorm on April 20th. Meanwhile, Amanda is dealing with a sunglasses situation that’s less cool and more cringe, as her husband insists on wearing novelty shades in public—unironically. In a very high-...

Leave your ego—and your expectations—at the door, because this week’s episode is dedicated to the wonderfully weird women of the world. Trevin kicks things off with a very grown-up dilemma: finding a new primary care doctor. But when every promising option comes with a suspiciously bad review, will he ever make it past the search results? Meanwhile, Amanda finds herself once again participating in...

It’s a pirate’s life for us this week as we take our dumb criminal mischief to the seven seas. Trevin’s dreadful dilemma starts with his attempt to defend grape-flavored candy, only to realize that his entire perspective on fruit flavors might be completely off. Meanwhile, Amanda witnesses a first-grade music show gone wrong, where a tiny performer risks getting slapped off the risers by a much la...

Things are about to get real—so real, it could only be reality TV.This week, we’re joined by Madison McGhee, host of Ice Cold Case, who’s actively investigating her father’s murder. But before we dive into the real crime, we tackle some petty ones. Trevin is facing a picture-perfect dilemma after his wife (and now everyone else) confirmed he’s a terrible photographer. Amanda has found a way to mak...

Feeling lucky? This week, we’re riding a wave of good fortune—whether we planned it or not. Trevin shares a nightmare laundry dilemma involving a cat puke-covered blanket and a rebellious washing machine, while Amanda recounts a trampoline park teen brawl that put her mom instincts to the test. Can she break it up before it turns into a full-blown WWE match? In Trivia, Amanda asks which bizarre it...

Our Listener Stories episodes are back, and this time, we’ve got more contributions than ever! This week, Trevin faces a dreadful dilemma at the DMV while trying to get a new ID after his birthday—leaving him questioning if he’s even a real boy. Meanwhile, Amanda returns with an I told you so moment as she gives an update from the school drop-off line. For our middle segment, we’re handing the mic...

Hey, everyone! We had some unexpected dilemmas come up, causing us to miss the editing deadline for this week. We will be back next week with Now That's What I Call Listener Stories Vol. 3!The world tour is in jeopardy, and we've got the episode that will save music! This week, Trevin deals with a case of floppy eyelids, while Amanda's winning personality makes her perfect for human resources. Our...

It’s the Florida February Finale, and we’re going HARD—because somehow, both of this week’s crimes are tied together by boners. Trevin’s free time leads him down a Facebook-induced spiral of existential dread, while Amanda enters her Bridgerton era, only to be deeply troubled by the shift from season one to season two. Fast Florida delivers the bizarre tale of Carline Sthilaire, a Florida Woman ca...

Week three of Florida February is here, and everything is upside down—literally. This week, Trevin finds a guilt-free way to get revenge on his pranking wife by questioning everything, while Amanda levels up to the “big kid class,” stepping into her daughter’s karate lessons. In Fast Florida, students in Hendry County pull off the ultimate digital rebellion—hacking their high school’s system to wa...