Listen Impossible

We start with another recent mistaken animal identity story, Matt is willing to donate his nipples, Delivan thinks JJ would make a great slip and slide, and JJ tells us about how he bought his dad playboys. Then we dive into the listen impossible files for todays episode.  Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:  Potty Mouthed Judge How They caught The Largest Python Ever F...

Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:  Odd animal mating traits guessing game Monkey in bulletproof vest and camo dies in shootout Puppy turns out to be not a dog Crows were attacking people in park  A ram in sentenced to jail time Information: You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod Email: listenimpossible@gmail.com Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout....

On this episode, JJ tells us about a family member breaking their leg in his back yard and Matt illustrates how he would love to drive a recliner down the interstate then we dig into the files below.  Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode: Penis Plants and the Cambodian government  The Man with the Whistling Scrotum  Koolaid Man Challenge Carnage   Walmart Shopping Cart o...

On this episode we continue our simplified format. But we just did a worse job at it. This podcast is now simply geared toward talking about the weird, the absurd, the inappropriate, the humorous and the dumb from the news, history, science, pop culture, you name it. All while purposely being those things ourselves. Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode: Offensive South K...

On this episode we start our simplified format. This podcast is now simply geared toward talking about the weird, the absurd, the inappropriate, the humorous and the dumb from the news, history, science, pop culture, you name it. All while purposely being those things ourselves.  Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode: 1. People who consumed mummies as medicine. 2. Woman w...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 39 recording session. Jason tells a grill ordering mishap story and then the hosts play a Disney music game in which they get a half second, 1 second, and then 2 seconds of Disney music. The guys have to determine the Disney owned movie or show from the shortest amount of music they can.  Information : You can follow this podcast o...

Here is a crazy  “goofy” episode filled with tongue and cheek adult humor. This episode is seriously all Disney but not to be taken seriously. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Front End Facts:  1. Old Yeller Dog Food 2. Cringy Old Mickey Comic  3. Penny Arcade Opened with Real Guns Lame Games: Marry-“F”-Kill Killer Filler: Censoring Disney Movies  Information : You can follow this p...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 38 recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are  World Naked Gardening Day Awkward Situation Stories Baked Potatoes  Remote Control Adult Toys  Information : You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod Email: listenimpossible@gmail.com Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com) You Tube: 2020 bro...

All the regular hosts are here to talk about what was bicycle face, how often you should wash your blue jeans and then they tell you about what they would do in several awkward scenarios. Finally, it’s the old Rock and a Hard Place game. To kick off the episode, JJ tells us about how his pants ripping is such a chronic problem.  Good Luck! Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:  Front End...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the previous episode’s recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are: A guy who decided to pleasure himself throughout a southwest flight.  An Uber driver who was surrounded by people dressed as muppets.  Kids who tried to become spider-man by letting a spider bite them. Cannabis edibles being served to unknowing guests...

On the newest episode, we have a list of random things. Could also be things people do or things people say. The guys determine whether they are cool, used to be cool, or they never have been cool. Also, a surprising explanation for some giant sea serpent accounts from sailers from over the years. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Front End Fact:  Sea Serpent Sightings Mega Segment:...

Due to schedules and such we weren’t able to bring you a regular episode this week. However, Kid Commentator stars in a short episode with all the usual segments. And per usual he doesn’t pull his punches. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Kid Commentator Riddle Time Front End Facts: Lobster Feet Guerrilla Burps Not So French Fries Evil Birthday Clowns  Dumbass Debate:  Pirates or Ni...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 35  recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are  Pepsi Nitro Bringing trailers through the drive thru Someone paying for JJ’s McDonald’s milkshake Selling a house with a pool shaped like a penis A man who called the cops on his Meth JJ getting an endoscopy two ways at once A lady refereed to as the hugging...

JJ and Delivan bring a box of mystery stuff that was bought for 80 dollars at an online purchase return resale store. Find out what the guys found inside. Also, Delivan reads the most recent Apple podcast reviews. And we play some celebrity themed games. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Front End Fact:  Apple Podcast Reviews (27:19) Dumbass Debate:  JJ’s Celebrity Redemption (37:24)...

Delivan takes over hosting duties for a sports themed episode. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Front End Fact:  How Much of a Baseball Game is Actually Action  Dumbass Debate:  Should Performance Enhancing Substances be allowed Killer Filler: Sports That Are Better as a Kid/Adult Lame Games: Dumb Rule Proposals For The Major Sports Information : You can follow this podcast on Twitt...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode — recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are:  Lego Majestic Tiger has a butthole The New Year's Car Fires The 10th President's Living Grandson Nike and the "Just Succ It" Botanical Business Slogan JJ's Walmart Scooter Story Information : You can follow this podcast on Twitter @imp...

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Story time with JJ: Grade School  Book Banned (8:45) Front End Facts: Classic Nintendo Games Theme (15:16) 1.Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Stereotype(s) 2.Goldeneye 007 Hidden James Bond Characters 3.Nintendo Buys Super Hornio Brothers Adult Films Dumbass Debate:  Mario vs. Sonic (29:10) Killer Filler: Games With  Weird or Inappropriate Gameplay (43:42) 1....

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 32  recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are: Anchor Steam Beer  Mechanical Keyboards Krabby Patty Gummies Phil Mickelson Springfield Lucky Horseshoes Old Chub Scotch Ale Delivan’s Drunk Friendship Rant JJ buys a CD from a stranger at Walmart Jalapeño “popper”  Beer  Information : You can follow this pod...

This is a contender for top listen impossibility of the Listen Impossible's. We deliver on the podcast name thanks in part to beer sampling. But there are still sound bites, ridiculousness, and other fun to be had. Including a new segment featuring JJ. So, give it a try. Things we attempted to do are listed below. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Storytime With JJ: St. Louis Ar...

David joins us once again in place of JJ this time. However, there are some short surprise appearances from JJ throughout this episode.  Some may even be a surprise to JJ himself. Join us for an adult humor-soaked episode full of unfortunate sound bites and head shaking fun. Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: Front End Fact:  Undercover Police On Undercover Police Action (12:24) Dumba...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 31 recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are an attack squirrel, cattle who moved into a vacant home, a boy who lost his nipples, what it’s like to be a Lego person,  an awkward picture taken for a rubber duck record, and we make our super bowl picks.  Information : You can follow this podcast on Twitter...

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 30  online recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are a gold medal winning rat, Dinosaur Train, Drain Weasels,  an interstate sign, two women assaulting a man with glitter in Florida, David Copperfield’s wealth and who knows what else.   Information : You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod...

We welcome in guest David who fills in for an absent Matt for this online recording. Which gets a little broken. Not really broken, the back up audio isn’t actually that bad but that isn’t going to stop us from the naming the podcast episode what we did and it for sure isn’t going to stop kid commentator from commenting about it. For this episode, we unsuccessfully decipher if gum is actually food...

Here is our first mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 29 recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are plot armor, Star Wars, Forklifts, JJ’s distaste for Harry Potter,  a horrible virtual reality movie pitch by Jason, Danger Mouse Cartoon and other random worthless talk. Information : You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod Email: listeni...

This podcast has made its anticlimactic and most  unfortunate return in 2022. This episode we debate the stupidity and drinking skills of Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. Then the mundane matchup segment make its return. Daffy and Donald Duck are facing off in a political debate while Willie Coyote and Tom Cat compete for your pest control services. Lastly the guys draft the worst children’s carto...