Lise and Sarah

Remember waterbeds? The sloshing plastic bladder of the 90's has disappeared, and we've gone full CSI on it.  But first, Sarah walked into a high-end store in her running gear and left with an Oscar nomination for performance of the year.  Nab the very last of Disco Club tix  on the website HERE   Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Co...

A well-intentioned Mother’s Day idea rubs Lise the wrong way.  Sarah's teens are getting chain mails, so she's written one for the women of this show. Lise investigates: why are airports a sound barrier for farts? And in this cost of living crisis, Sarah wants to bring scabbing back.  Nab the last of Disco Club tix  on the website HERE   Keep the good times rolling with t...

The door was locked, right? Welcome to the wildest story you’ll hear all week—and that’s before we get to the toe with a name, the black goldfish called Bugzilla, and why female friendship is better than a couple’s retreat. There’s also big news about Disco Club, so gather the Nicole's of your friendship group, and get ready to slut drop like the school mums aren...

Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their water bottle filled up, and their thirst is keeping Lise awake at night. Sarah keeps a list of baby names in her phone just in case, and needs you to know what they are.  And we have a genius new rule for the next time you're booked in with you...

True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mom', but now she's  embarrassing her teenager. Thankfully, her daughter penned a helpful checklist of all the things she is - and isn't - allowed to do anymore. And if you've ever walked around an Art Gallery and wondered dicks in old painting ar...

It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things she will never do, including having her Yoni steamed. Why does Sarah always avoid popular things? She wants some psychoanalysis to get to the bottom of it. Instead she asks Lise.  Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code  Lisean...

Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage?  We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, but then forget not to judge.  Lise ponders the allure of sending yourself to a "fake jail" as a legit form for self care.  And we decode the baffling slang of the youth of today.  Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use cod...

Lise got sick of yelling at her Teenager so she turned to Bunnings for the solution, and now she's been saved by the bell.  A mystery pilot left a handwritten note for a stranger; was it romantic or a massive red flag? Sarah has some concerning markers of ageing that the proper scientific research studies seem to have missed.  And we get to the bottom of the teenage tuckshop scam, a...

Whatever happened to that staple of Primary School, the progressive barn dance the Heel and Toe? Once a crucial part of the Aussie school experience - and possibly the first time we ever felt chemistry - it seems to have vanished. We investigate: Is it still happening anywhere? Should we bring it back? And would Gen Z even know what to do? Also in this ep: are you the personality hire of your...

When Lise dashed from the gym to Westfield, she realized something crucial was missing. Her undies. But rather than panic, she embraced some air town there. Sarah, meanwhile, has re-discovered the iconic Aussie kids' book that made us resilient. And Lise has a niche but neccessary rant: aimed squarely at people that write on the tag of a gift bag. You monsters.  Want more episodes each w...

The Guinness World Record holders for longest living marriage have finally spoken. After 84 years side by side, they've spilled their secrets on what makes it work. And sorry darls, but it's the most boring thing we've ever heard.  Also, does Sarah really think she could wrangle a snake or is it the algorithm that is bewitching her? Why is it ok to be a girly girl again? And now that we are s...

How much are you spending on the school tuckshop? Just when Lise thought she was outsmarting the system, her teen one-upped her. Plus, Sarah asks: when did everyone start dressing like shit on planes? Lise has an evil new game that almost gave our hairdresser a heart attack.  And Sarah's newest life theory gives Mel Robbins a run for her money.  Want more episodes each week?  Subscr...

Lise thought she was married to an entrepreneur. Turns out, she’s married to a man who duped her into spending $10,000   under the guise of a business venture. Sarah, meanwhile, is still dodging OnlyFans foot pic fame, despite Lise's best efforts.  Also in this ep: acoustic guitars in boutique hotel rooms, why tweens are suddenly demanding bigger beds, and all the things we wo...

We're confronting the cringe of our Facebook memories, where Lise was an insufferable "mama" who spoke in toddler metaphors, and Sarah was a kooky pregnant gal! Plus, Lise is back watching MAFS and starting to wonder if intimacy looks a little different at her place. And we play We Listen And We Don't Judge, and kinda hope Kmart aren't listening.  Got something to confess? Record a voice memo...

Sarah’s favorite knockoff Valentino sandals—may they rest in peace—gave out on the way back from the coffee shop, sparking an important discussion: should she be monetizing her feet on the internet to fund a real pair? Meanwhile, Hugh Grant’s trick of pretending to be his own agent has us wondering if a fake PA could finally get us organized. Also on today’s agenda: a...

Calling all skanks; we are on a piercing pursuit that even our mums won't be able to say no to.  Can we convince esteemed journalist Leigh Sales to join the second-piercing club? Sarah's back in the nail salon but starting to question how comfortable some people get in there. And Lise's new Tik Tok trend leads to some devastatingly honest confessions. Thankfully, we don't judge.  Got som...

Forget about January's re-invention vibes. Instead, dive headfirst with us into the psychological movement everyone's banging on about: Mel Robbins’ Let Them Theory. Did it need a whole book? Probably not. Let us save you the time and summarise it for you instead. And just when you thought you were running out of ideas for your mid-life crisis, we've got a gold plated, surgical steel theory....

What's in, what's out, and what is straight-up cancelled for 2025? Lise and Sarah have written their definitive lists, and it's complete with highly scientific analysis.  From the comfort of massive sleep undies, to shunning Cavoodles, it's the culture audit you didn't know you needed. Want to hang with us every Friday, and join the subscriber only Facebook group?  Subscribe to Lise and...

Do you have a book pile on the bedside table that just collects dust? Want to join that book club but haven't been bothered? We're here to help you rekindle your love for reading - in as little as ten pages a day.  Book guru Jane Sullivan says reading is basically meditation, and she has a bunch of ways to build it into your life. Could the answer to Term Four stress be found within the pages of a...

We did it. Between deadlines, disco dancing and downright exhaustion, we've crawled to December's doorstep. Lise cuts loose, reconnecting to her filthy party animal era, while Sarah goes dark, bans herself from contacting Lise, and gets her thrills on Facebook Neighbourhood Watch. Book tickets to 'ON THE DOOR with Lise & Sarah: A Titanique Takeover' here:  Titanique Sydney Select Your Tickets...

Would you dare to go tree-free at Christmas? Sarah is refusing to put up a Christmas tree and she’s never felt better. And Lise’s “tree” is so minimalist it might actually be a coat rack.  Meanwhile, we discover Christmas Tree Fluffing; where women of the world are donning the cotton gloves and getting a wrist workout all in the name of.  And if you’re looking for gift ideas for people who are har...

Raise a Black Russian to term four, because we're hanging on by a thread. Lise and Sarah dive into the baffling measures of success in Sarah's marriage, Sarah pens a tribute song to Term Four, and Lise has the ultimate endurance challenge: how long can you go without washing your hair? Spoiler alert - Lise takes this one to the extreme. It's Grubby Gals for November!  Hosts: Grubby Girl Lise Carla...

Lise and Sarah unpack and unload on their week and story-tell with more tangents than a Year 12 maths book. This is a stream-of-consciousness roller coaster, delivering laughter-related muscle soreness and guaranteed whip-lash. Keep up! Hosts: Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills Website:  www.liseandsarah.com.au Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here http://apple.co/LiseandSarah For Apple users, click here...

Lise and Sarah unpack and unload on their week and story-tell with more tangents than a Year 12 maths book. This is a stream-of-consciousness roller coaster, delivering laughter-related muscle soreness and guaranteed whip-lash. Keep up! Hosts: Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills Website:  www.liseandsarah.com.au Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here http://apple.co/LiseandSarah For Apple users, click here...

Lise and Sarah unpack and unload on their week and story-tell with more tangents than a Year 12 maths book. This is a stream-of-consciousness roller coaster, delivering laughter-related muscle soreness and guaranteed whip-lash. Keep up! Hosts: Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills Website:  www.liseandsarah.com.au Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here http://apple.co/LiseandSarah For Apple users, click here...