Liquor License

The podcast team is worried about your health so they offer some tips and products to help. Watching Super Mario Bros movie and Mario in general. A Jonah Hill joint and Napoleon both stink. How much movies cost vs box office. Car shows and street takeovers are not something we know anything about. Dinner at Vitello's and Dame Mas. Mexican restaurants stop with the dance floor. MJs deal with Epcot...

Harlem Globetrotter-ish baseball teams are flooding the south. Our dad's sins of the past and our proactive nature canceling those demons. 84ers a new group cluster of suspended maturity adults that buy Ray Bans. Check out Party Down and MI: Dead Reckoning. Maybe skip anything Adam Sandler.

We may have a new podcast name soon. The NBA Allstar weekend; what it used to be and what it became. Stupid Brandon side bits: his wife's last name and losing a tooth. Credere's dental awareness and credit card knowledge. Kooky pirate vs pirates booty: a rehashing of gay bar vs strip club. Movie reviews: Fury Road (again), Killer of the Flower Moon and Clerks III. More like Bradley Pooper. 

          Super Bowl 58 is over and we have to talk about it (no it's not LL Sports). Who's a Killer in the NFL? Stafford hate. People you're closest to don't appreciate your art until a broader audience does. Work friends as you age. Brandon's place looks like the Ms Jackson video after the recent rain. Tom Arnold doing stand up kinda and The Ice House special guest.

Media Day from Liquor License studios. First announcement: Credere is not a sex god but more a sex doctor. Then We talk local radio stations, songs that question leaving LA, music while tanning and True Detective 4. The 2024 Grammys and shout out to Snoop Dogg. The evolution of power bars and energy drinks. Guinness Book of Records has gone too far: fast rap and oldest dog battle.

Brandon is on a Bill Maher kick, he explains. Credere got his ass kicked four times one of those was over a misplaced Nintendo cartridge. Living in 2024: the pros (for once). Customer service may become a hot commodity. The new fridge finally. Driving through LA and actually enjoying it. Shout out to Luke and the Comedy Store.

  Brandon mourns the death of his sports fandom. The Bills are a "Buffalo 9". It's not all sports but we make picks. Toothsome Candy Factory review. Tales from the liquor store: 13 year old stabbing, crazy people admitting to losing their minds, black guy butt cheeks, and underpolicing. Old people and collections. Arclight shout out and Credere's menu while seeing a film round out this laugh fille...

Often invited special guest: DJ joins LL. We discuss trip here to LA. Shout out to official sponsor 716itgroup.com and Paulie for also being out here for the Bills game (small sports segment, cmon it's short). LA's fake housing solution. Rewatch Sideways because Brandon realized why he hated it so much: his own self loathing. White guy movie vs just a guys movie. White people's anthem is there one...

Well look at us dedicating an episode to Katt Williams las† week and he went viral, we didn't. Yet Where was Katt right and what makes sense from Club Shay Shay interview. Women's winter fashion minute. Howard Stern and Sirius radio days. Foreigners wear tight shit. The Connors and offensive plant/animal names. Can you be sexually assaulted in the metaverse? What is the metaverse? Your hosts answe...

Playoff Preview for that Ass! 

Its a new year so why not discuss porn genres. A serious question about "21 Questions". People who make background music have it made. DJ Shadow: Brandon's history with the man and his music. Applebees: Eating Mediocre in the Neighborhood. Katt Williams stand up concert tour. Bigger Jordan enthusiasts: hispanics or black. New Years wishes to all of you and your families. This is the year to tell a...

We start with video game talk and Xmas pasts. Brandon got a switch (not the will smith song). The Dog Brothers from Sex in the 90s. Sofi recap from Credere and Brandon's trip through Inglewood, surprisingly not up to no good. Topo Chico twist and 1/2 of young adults live at home. The year wrap up and it ain't pretty. Happy New Year to all you supportive listeners.

The office Christmas party extravanganza year 7 is here! We got gifts, we got stories, and you'll get your funny bone tickled. Hennessey has good targeted marketing. Brandon has 2 insights into what makes him tick: being around old people and not being present. Jeff Bezos discussion. Evidence and OOO WEE review: The Weed. Epsom salt measurements.

Brandon details the saga that has been getting a new fridge with these asides: last minute Xmas gifts, measuring, what constitutes a good fridge, and the lousy customer service these days. The cut down all the branches on the LL smoke out. Suegro minute, shout out. Leave the World Behind rant. Next week is the always lively 8th annual office xmas party extravaganza.

Places that are not on our bucket lists, because we don't have bucket lists. Finding yourself at whatever age is key to aging respectfully, or so the LL mindful minute reminds you. Credere likes Ozark and Michael B Jordan complaints. Brandon's first international players ball (wedding) in Mexico. Canna Club, procrastinating, chinese food and the racial breakdown of Mexicali. Weddings are for alrea...

You Love LL + You love LL Sports = You love America or at least good takes.

An addendum to episode 436s Beatles talk. Amazon really fucked up Brandon's Xmas surprise. A new fridge in the future and Gabriel from Best Buy. Addiction what is at its core and what is a reasonable amount of an addiction? Fan Poll of cover art!! Two hours with the IRS and dadisms to play us out.

Save Weddington golf history, Sportszilla, and how in cahoots Harvard Westlake is with LA politics. Another Beatles lesson for Credere and the listeners. When customers attack. Sleeveless shirt over a t shirt. The therapy push for America, is it too much? Don't let the description fool you we were baked off Disco Bunnies (Brandon's Home Grown) so we took most of the topics lightly.

The joy of betting. EIS: actors strike ending and what the industry will look like; it's not good. Haven't eating anything all day. Strip Clubs. Regular people becoming thieves: four stories to prove it. Russian River why would you make cans? Happy Thanksgiving everyone and enjoyed time with family, maybe also talk about strip clubs. 

How do you feel about glass bottles, insoles, undershirts and mayonaisse? Well we sure have opinions on each and are not afraid to expel it. Rodney and Bob: male chefs. Movie reviews are in for the month. We saw: Killers of the Flower Moon, The Irishman, Strays and Old Dads. Holidays are coming up fast so don't forget to tell a bud about LL, it's the gift that keeps on giving. 

We hope you're liking the energy of the studio episodes, we sure are. R.I.P. Richard Roundtree (seems like we're doing goddamn death dedications every week). The late 1900s. Snoop is 52. Progressive has shown us 85ers for years. Who actually purchases ice? Lakers game and the two hour window of love/hating LA. The past couple bangers are evidence enough to tell some friends about the show and we t...

Jersey etiquette after a loss and after a season. People who wear a jersey to a game that their team is not playing at...are jerkoffs. Brandon finally breaks down why he has two NFL teams and most will still be lost. Future really made an anthem and it includes "fuck russell (wilson)". Small market teams. NFL division leaders at the half way point and trends for the next month. Trevor Bauer gets s...

After a few rough visits to the Los Angeles Airport the guys try to figure out why it's so bad and what can be done. R.I.P. Burt Young, Brandon shares one of his favorite LA moments. Mike Davane and Will Green are "Valley Characters". Chilis as an eating establishment and why it's so much cheaper to go out to eat now. We also talk sexual fantasies, is chicken soup a white thing, and lotto winners...

Another studio episode which means we brought the energy and the noise. Having a smaller liked minded group in all facets, why your brain can't handle social media and more vague topics. Newsom says no to weed cafes, really? Don't preorder your food. But preorder your Shout Out shirts! Send a DM to liquorlicensepodcast on IG with size. 

This in studio episode starts with a metro sexual minute: beard grooming. Shout out fest 2023. We get to the root of the pandemic "weirdness" we all felt. A deeper dive into pre-2020 America. Brandon goes to SF and is quite anxious on the 2 x 2 plane, fuck United. Alcatraz and a "shitty" lyft ride. Please leave a review. Tell a friend to try us out; here's the pitch "after 2 episodes you'll either...