Liquor License

It's Credere's birthday and we get buckwild. Some World Cup discussion. Mr B's Friday night and it goes 6 different ways. Muff Diving. We don't talk about the racist dog. Probably giving too much detail about devious things we've done.   We apologize for last episode being so crackling, shouldn't happen again.

So we celebrate Father's Day, Critter's 100th episode, and 150 LL podcasts. We have cards and they will be all over LA, which we discuss for zero reason. Brandon had a long weekend: Downey, Jack Daniels, Naps, and Shirtlessness. The World Cup has started and we're excited (because there is no other sports). Maybe Kanye is really a genius. Dissection of "Everything" by Nas. A pimp at Mr Bs job was...

NBA and NHL seasons are over, very boringly. Where will Lebron go? Watch Iverson on Netflix. T.O. is a penis, yeah I said it. Beast Thread sent the worst box ever complied. Brandon's action packed weekend: one man show, mexican food, brown bag shots, and Deadpool 2. Women doing anal and tittyfucking. Mario Van Peebles was in Solo, not the Star Wars one. 

Much needed album talk (said no one) about Black Thought, Pusha T and Kanye. Kanye might murder himself. Wedding venue search and the money spent on it. Temecula CA is nice but really fucking far away. Short sports segment. Make sure to check out Coco, it made Mr B cry. Subscription based ordering and if it's worth it. We lost all out sponsors because Critter won't endorse them.

Memorial Day Weekend and everything that ensued. Critter's trip and his new found fans. NFL anthem rules, basketball talk, and the Vegas Knights showmanship. Weed the Homeless (I guess) and handkerchiefs are fucking disgusting. Stupid dog issues.

Well Brandon is doing a Solo Dolo but with special guest Miss Cleo. He rants about school shootings and the royal wedding. It was a short one and not very good, I miss my cohost. God Bless.

We finally get to discuss The Avengers Infinity War. The Vince Carter doc that everyone should watch. NBA conference finals predictions. Dwane Casey RIP. The Beer and BBQ festival that Brandon was not shot at (too soon?). Country music sucks, but Billy Covvington isn't bad live. Go enjoy the sunshine, because everyone loves it.

Really fucking detailed dream segment: Rat bowling and Critter's curse. Wearing a DooRag and the reason Brandon shouldn't have days off. Critter didn't see Avengers and Brandon only wants to talk about it. Cinco de Mayo backyard boogie and the aftermath. Fuck dancing and being asked to dance. Enjoy your week cutie pies.

Proms and moving 3 Bills car. Shaquem Griffin with one hand is a Seattle Seahawk. NFL draft synopsis and NBA playoffs. The Thirsty Merchant ain't bad, except for the name. First Communion and zooted weekend. Hymnals and misseltes at Roman Catholic church. Ave Maria up on these hoes.

Shout outs to Kendrick and Lil Penny's. Delirious is just historic and so is Eddie Murphy. "The Fart Game".  Things to watch: The Last OG and Night Shift. Henry Winkler is straight the biggest celeb for 5th graders. (Quick) NBA playoffs wrap-up. Working nights and losing sleep. It's a positive one so like it and review on itunes, or be a lil faygg and don't.

Brandon's most Polish moment in years. Our 10 best 2pac songs discussion. NBA playoffs and how basketball is just not the same anymore. Fuck Jason Terry and his headband. The ACMs are racist and useless. Jingles ate a pot brownie. Throwback to kindergarten rugs, video yearbooks, and the janitorial staff at Depew Middle School. 

RIP Canadian hockey players. Quick sports talk, so don't worry. Heavy movie talk and what you; the listener should be watching. A Quiet Place review/rant that isn's so quiet. Brandon goes off on fat people, being called a racist, and people stealing from his job. We love all the listeners so make sure to tell someone to listen and leave us a 5 star review on itunes.   

The day after Easter. Metro Boomin and I want some more. Portugal The Man can't be an actual man (you'll hear after). Sex talk and black people do oral, just to get rid of the myth. Thug Life album discussion. Carol, Noodles, BooBoo and lost legs. Weird episode but we got through it.

Brandon had a bender of a weekend (surprise, surprise). NCAA tourney talk. Spring Break Fo'Eva. Doing nice things for people. Latin Food Fest, Three Weavers brewery adventures, and "The Godson" visited. The beautiful coastal town of Cambria. We take you on an alcoholic filled journey, then go WOO on a bitch.

Having male PMS and its unsightful reactions. Asian Lyft drivers and their cut off gloves. The NCAA tourney and a shout out to Penny Hardaway. Serioulsy rest in piece Craig Mack. Mini Disc players and how that was a dead technology when it was created. Student loan debate. Please tell someone to listen so that they can hate us also. 

Homeless Meathead from Meatballs 2 hangs himself and lives to tell about it. Tyga "Faded" discussion. What the NFC West will look like next year. Athlete's foot while not being an athlete. Papa John is a penis and thankfully no longer the pizza of the NFL. Way too long discussion about fish tanks and catching crawfish. Hey tell a friend to listen, or don't.

So Mr Be has some interesting news. He's getting married and Critter is a groomsmen. Plus he has a piece of a coffee shop, that is making his anxiety go through the roof. Ric Flair Drip. Racist moment. YG vs Tyga and Drake's catalog. Oscar's roundup. Went 2 ways to sunday but we brought it back. Old hoes can do one thing go f.......

The annual meltdown and Brandon's long winded trip to BarberKing. Carpets are clean in case you were wondering. Obama's portrait is super whack. Being a good person and comedians that are not good people. The non-racist/non-sexist review of Black Panther. The return of the metrosexual minute minus the stinger. This episode was sponsored by oarsandalps.com

The carpet cleaning saga of 2018. Short Black Panther review from Critter. The zoo....again, with BJ's the resturant. An eagle just bounced. Lonzo Ball's "trap album". This year's revived NBA dunk contest. For President's Day we decide to just randomly name presidents, with completely no rhyme or reason. Get some cigarettes and some sandals. 

Valentines Day explosion for 2018. Steve McNair doc and how athletes get fucked up in the game. The Toys that Made us. Brandon watched plenty of things and has plenty of views on said programs. Salsa and Beer. Fay's (now Rite Aid) and the create a card machine. Awful plot device: Bank guy in New Jack City. Was an early show and we went on 53 different tangents, enjoy and kiss your sweetie.

Well we start with NBA player trades and how they are boring. Then Brandon gets a pedicure and golfs. Which almost sets off a four alarm blaze. Then the apartment party that followed. Fun times with Seth. The actual SuperBowl and it's positives. Justin Timberlake isnt making the right moves. HEY HEY PLAYA

Well if you don't like professional wrestling, we'd suggest Live from the 405. If you do remember wrestlers of yore; you're in for a treat. Plus we hit on Rampage the movie vs the game and Jake the Snake's doc. Please leave us a review on itunes, and always fuck your faces.

The Super Bowl is set and Collinsworth is doing the commentating. The move and baby shower. Gyu Kaku and not eating for fun. The tale of the Jimmy Dean sandwiches. Ski Patrol was live in Depew NY. Plus school bus scheduling and other non sequiturs.

It should be Malcolm X day. NFL playoffs (quickly for those who don't like sports). Elliot W gets a long shout-out for no reason. Rogue One and Brawl in Cell Block 99. Mid Def, Talib and Common rap dissection. Firehouse subs and fuck IKEA in its ass.