Liquor License

Well thank you WATP for the constructive criticism. How can two nerds destroy us without us coming back? The whole world is just about making fun of males in their 30s. Shout out to Elliot Wilcocks, as always. Engagement party shenanigans. Killing Yourself podcast; is it legit? Buzz Balls on these hoes, and if you don't know now you know....that was Brandon "trying to prove his blackness" per WATP...

Brandon deserves his one week chip. Alcohol and drug withdrawals and the unnecessary orange piss. The Good Will may be not be so good after all. MCD L.T. and its styrofoam boxes from the 80s. The evolution of McDonalds. Fresh Brothaz and the 9 1/2 that works there. Not being able to watch sports. Watch Atypical season 2, Rapaport kicks butt in it. We make a plan to watch Sister Act (for no apparen...

Thank you for one thousand downloads and keep listening. We hit on sports and the first week of the NFL. Mr B's new job and duties. Allergies been on fleek. Toyota please change the back window design of the Prius. Bum minute: Stuffed Animal Homeless Guy aka LIL SAHG and Bum pizza. Do a good deed.

Happy Labor Day to those who have the day off, I guess fuck the rest of us. #babyshowersowhite Encino is a weird little area. We watched Teen Wolf. Brandon had 2 golf outings, one with Treeman and one with a bunch of peeps. First week of NCAA football and how we are always wrong. But one thing always remains strong; LL is bout that action boss.

(Treeman don't listen) Heavy sports talk this time. Elliot's hats. Two rap songs you would choose. Dave Roberts jersey giveaway. Our fantasy football draft. The NFL season and Credere picked the Browns to make the playoffs, Brandon decided against Seattle. If you want to win money; DON'T take our advice. Buffalo Bisons food/beer vendors. Peace.   Episode is sponsored by Buffalobisons.com

Brandon's infatuation with Korg. Getting Brad Pitt haircuts. Heavy into race relations. Critter punching a guy out and why can't we all just get along. Guy not stealing pills. Critter likes Peeky Blinders, Mr B watched The Departed for the 40th time. Saying fag and if it's allowed today. 

Another zooted weekend, give us a break its called Liquor License for a reason. Brandon gets his birthday present (a thoughtful one). Bills Mafia talk and how bootleg shirts were the shit. Buckethead selling necklaces. A new game has been patented: two actors and what role was better, play at home. Last Chance U, Heat, and Glow season two all get recommendations. Mr B doing the Keke challenge. New...

Social media can ruin anyone's life, even James Gunn. Worst commercials and how much Mr B will boycott AMPM because of the stupid Toomgus character (guess they won't sponsor us). Dodger game and zootedness, it was stupid. Quick sports roundup of the MLB and great places to see a game. Kings games have the hottest chicks. Watching Snowden and The Last Jedi; reviews and rants. As always enjoy and hi...

Buffalo trip recap part 2. Jet lag is a real thing and should not be taken lightly. Farting with the stewardess and what makes a Buffalo wing so special. Gout, allergies and everything else Jingles thinks is caused by drinking. Ram Man and Playboys. Thor Ragnarok and other things we viewed. 36 Chambers is 25 years old and Brandon saw the album being played live, zooted. Check out DJ Livia on Insta...

Jim Kelly has beat cancer and we couldn't be happier. Fuck Thread Beast (I guess they won't be sponsors). Credere finally watched Luke Cage and we discuss its cons and pros, and the use of the N word. Greatest sports films per sport, kinda rambled with that one Brandon's Buffalo trip: Niagara Falls, 37th birthday, golf tourney, Buffalo food, and a zooted Tlish. Thanks to any new listeners. You can...

The worst idea in podcast history. Hummingbird drama for Mr B. Eventide Clique and why Brandon is "creative" (not really). The engagement party that rocked 2018. People who showed up, the gifts brought, everything these players did. Please let us know if Strip Van Winkle or Mr. Pickles is a better male stripper name.

Iverson jersey present for Critter. Fourth of July wrap up. Things to watch: Disaster Artist, Extract, Back to School, and Luke Cage (maybe, so far it doesn't live up to season 1). Don't watch Lady in Black. Brandon crying and whistling to patriotic tunes. Collinsworth makes a cum-back, get it? Is Salsa dead? World Cup Final predictions. And for all those out there God bless the dead.

(sorry for the audio quality)  Welcome to LA BronBron. What the Lakers can do to win another title. World Cup breakdown. Penalty kick talk and how bad the brackets are. RIP Mexican soccer team. Another Universal Studios adventure for Mr B. Wand talk. We don't like rides with drops. The Zooted Meter. Drake and JayZ both put out albums.

It's Credere's birthday and we get buckwild. Some World Cup discussion. Mr B's Friday night and it goes 6 different ways. Muff Diving. We don't talk about the racist dog. Probably giving too much detail about devious things we've done.   We apologize for last episode being so crackling, shouldn't happen again.

So we celebrate Father's Day, Critter's 100th episode, and 150 LL podcasts. We have cards and they will be all over LA, which we discuss for zero reason. Brandon had a long weekend: Downey, Jack Daniels, Naps, and Shirtlessness. The World Cup has started and we're excited (because there is no other sports). Maybe Kanye is really a genius. Dissection of "Everything" by Nas. A pimp at Mr Bs job was...

NBA and NHL seasons are over, very boringly. Where will Lebron go? Watch Iverson on Netflix. T.O. is a penis, yeah I said it. Beast Thread sent the worst box ever complied. Brandon's action packed weekend: one man show, mexican food, brown bag shots, and Deadpool 2. Women doing anal and tittyfucking. Mario Van Peebles was in Solo, not the Star Wars one. 

Much needed album talk (said no one) about Black Thought, Pusha T and Kanye. Kanye might murder himself. Wedding venue search and the money spent on it. Temecula CA is nice but really fucking far away. Short sports segment. Make sure to check out Coco, it made Mr B cry. Subscription based ordering and if it's worth it. We lost all out sponsors because Critter won't endorse them.

Memorial Day Weekend and everything that ensued. Critter's trip and his new found fans. NFL anthem rules, basketball talk, and the Vegas Knights showmanship. Weed the Homeless (I guess) and handkerchiefs are fucking disgusting. Stupid dog issues.

Well Brandon is doing a Solo Dolo but with special guest Miss Cleo. He rants about school shootings and the royal wedding. It was a short one and not very good, I miss my cohost. God Bless.

We finally get to discuss The Avengers Infinity War. The Vince Carter doc that everyone should watch. NBA conference finals predictions. Dwane Casey RIP. The Beer and BBQ festival that Brandon was not shot at (too soon?). Country music sucks, but Billy Covvington isn't bad live. Go enjoy the sunshine, because everyone loves it.

Really fucking detailed dream segment: Rat bowling and Critter's curse. Wearing a DooRag and the reason Brandon shouldn't have days off. Critter didn't see Avengers and Brandon only wants to talk about it. Cinco de Mayo backyard boogie and the aftermath. Fuck dancing and being asked to dance. Enjoy your week cutie pies.

Proms and moving 3 Bills car. Shaquem Griffin with one hand is a Seattle Seahawk. NFL draft synopsis and NBA playoffs. The Thirsty Merchant ain't bad, except for the name. First Communion and zooted weekend. Hymnals and misseltes at Roman Catholic church. Ave Maria up on these hoes.

Shout outs to Kendrick and Lil Penny's. Delirious is just historic and so is Eddie Murphy. "The Fart Game".  Things to watch: The Last OG and Night Shift. Henry Winkler is straight the biggest celeb for 5th graders. (Quick) NBA playoffs wrap-up. Working nights and losing sleep. It's a positive one so like it and review on itunes, or be a lil faygg and don't.

Brandon's most Polish moment in years. Our 10 best 2pac songs discussion. NBA playoffs and how basketball is just not the same anymore. Fuck Jason Terry and his headband. The ACMs are racist and useless. Jingles ate a pot brownie. Throwback to kindergarten rugs, video yearbooks, and the janitorial staff at Depew Middle School. 

RIP Canadian hockey players. Quick sports talk, so don't worry. Heavy movie talk and what you; the listener should be watching. A Quiet Place review/rant that isn's so quiet. Brandon goes off on fat people, being called a racist, and people stealing from his job. We love all the listeners so make sure to tell someone to listen and leave us a 5 star review on itunes.