Liquor License

We unveil a new sponsor this week: Zapps; not part of Zapp & Roger (for any one 50 years and up). Ike's love and sandwiches always gets love from the homies. What makes you a "movie" person? Is it seeing a film in a theater or having an extensive personal collection. Brandon hates Dicks. Airport jewelers and locally famous assholes. Don't big shot yourself, unless you can afford it. The Tom Brady...

Brandon has quite a weekend: Felipe Esperaza comedy show and a baby shower. Bars and responsibility part 2. Best place to do a comedy show in LA. WASSUP: Golden-tail gecko. EIS: (in-depth this week) Ryand Reynolds career and motivations, The Batman and Joker sequel news, and shout out Nick Nolte. Skonka discussion, also weirdest race speaking a non-native language. Cheaters are gonna cheat and hat...

A woman on speaker phone helps Brandon get some laughs. Then the gents start by discussing other podcasts: Drink Champs, LFT405, Rogan, and others. A discussion of Norega the rapper and podcast host. Then a history timeline of Brandon's podcast decade and happy birthday Uncle Luke. Going to bars while sober and the etiquette involved. Big shout out to Jim Hill and Groove Life belts. Straight from...

On this 420 smoke-tacular we debate the best weed films by yourself and in a group setting. EIS (entertainment industry segment): Overseas actors and if Nic Cage is even in people's minds. Beer googles vs weed super vision. Marshawn Lynch; hockey team owner. Shout out to Ike's Love and Sandwiches. Brandon has a hard time talking to celebs, sometimes. Credere needs to attend a hockey game. New snea...

Brandon has a new nickname. Wrestling talk including Wrestlemania and Scott Hall e:60. High school wrestling promotions. Change neurosis. NextDoor woke lady that makes the guys sick. Driving neurosis. Unsubscribing to emails and red button neurosis. Catalina island: the pros and cons. Boat neurosis.

This episode was a million years in the making, so hold on to your handbags it's gonna be a hilarious ride. Bill Platschkte sucks, sports ANAL-ysts, Frank Gore and The Buffalo Bills. Quinceanera memories and skeet skeet skeet. The two dinosaur conspiracies: Christians hiding bones vs dino for profit. This one got deep and dark at the same time. FWA (first world answers): Best bad-ass in late 80's...

We discuss Bruce Willis' asphia and how big of a star he really was. Credere gives his point of view on the Oscar's (that neither of the guys watched). FWA Final Four Edition: logos, mascots, prestige (worldwide) and eventual champs. We finally discuss The Batman with every spoiler included (it's towards the end and there's audio clues of when to skip ahead). A ton was covered hopefully you enjoy...

Living the good life and making no excuses. Brandon's spending continues during the best day of 2022. FWA: Alf vs Land Before Time & most missed office supplies. Shout out Dino Riders, Ryde or Die! Bud is Canadian. We talk being Catholic and Brandon's dad always one upping him.

We have a meaningful discussion about Credere not dealing in abstract and yet being very grounded. Jussie Smolett discussion. Tips for young screenwriters. How to deal with an "ideas" guy. Kannye's new album and player, playas. FWA: West divisions over 5 and day off unplanned turns into.... Brandon and Credere's trip down booze lane featuring but limited to Incredible Hulk. Going to Scott's party...

Brandon bores Credere so much with his UCLA story that it has to be interrupted to wake you up. UCLA vs USC game, Barney's sucks, game was slow, and new delivery services. This weeks FWA circa 2013: Pete Webber vs Denny Green; best talking to know one brag & Best Song off I Am Not a Human Being 2 (really current stuff here). Brandon's The Batman review with no spoilers (that will be next week). Cr...

Happy Friday peeps! The boys are back In studio with better audio (we hope) and we unveil a new segment FWA. First World Arguments this week are Costner vs Berenger baseball role edition, and best hyphy song. Brandon doesn't listen to Howard Stern and hasn't in a while, to crederes surprise. Credere discussed Mardi Gras and the still racist south. Shout out to Anthony Mackie (not as 2pac).

Why does Brandon aim his animosity towards certain public figures? Early picks on next years NFL season (it's 7 minutes) and we make fun of the Rams, again. Heavy weed talk man, in more than one way. The guys are really over wedding cake and gelato: the strain and the desserts. Testing products yourself vs reviews. Opening up a box from Brandon's past. Shout out Harold Miner.

"We're talking that new pimple in ya ear" - Craig Mack. Credere is officially anti-siri and could be dropped in 1962 and be just fine. Oh yeah the Rams won. Brandon isn't as big a hip hop fan as he thought he was, egads!!! Credere dismisses the Hall of Fame voting practices while Brandon honors Collinsworth. Bitcoin is a PYRAMID SCHEME, it's the new confederate money, it's choosing between blu-ray...

This is it: the yearly super bowl throw down. We get into the game for the last 12 minutes and the possible outcomes. Credere is Team OBJ/Rams and Brandon is all on the Burrow bandwagon. Before that we have to mention Sweet James. Yes Brandon is obsessed and annoyed by him, just not as annoyed as he is by Sean McVay and Rams fans in general. Metrosexual minute: Tweezerman. Clink Room hats are just...

Rejection is God's protection just so that you are all aware. Brandon thought he was better the endoscopy says different. Paper Back Big Trouble in Sexy Town. Citizen Video aka Nightcrawler Brandon has more hits than a gay porno. The politics of taxation on cannabis and shout out Ball Family Farms (black owned and proud). Enough with people who just dump their problems on you. Thoughts about leavi...

Well it was a fun episode as we only cover sports in the last 12 minutes and everything else is all over the place. Turkish jade camel cigarette tins, politics and Barbara Ferrera. Mammoth trip and the fun had, also roadtrippin' with Los. Brooklyn wagon wheel pizza sucks, Sweet James sucks and is a reality tv star?! Figment of your Imagination. Ooooo weeee review, Marcia Clark, and the Dark Side o...

Of course we talk about this past wild card weekend. We also give some insight into what teams can change and what new coaches might be lurking. We decide to change it up: new podcast name? and stop saying crutch words. Energy drink minute. Crime in Los Angeles has always been here, just not at this level. Duster busters and internet connections from our childhood. Lets Go Buffalo!

If you want the best picks for the 2022 NFL playoffs you came to the right podcast. If you do not like sports fast forward to 19:14 in (thanks). Covid wrap-up anf after effects. The many things Brandon watched: Being the Ricardo's, House Party 3, and SpiderMan. Quick side note: Brandon tells the audience everything that happens, so just a heads up. Can Red Bull help brain fog? why can't every movi...

One of the hosts has become an Omincronny bitch; Brandon. How covid works it way out of your butthole, fascinating stuff. New Year's steve in Whittier, smoking moonrocks with Kurupt, being taught how to play beer pong and the day after shoppers. How to break a fever the Credere method. Bonfires in general. Happy Retirement Big Ben. Chris Paul and his contributions to bowling, some bowling alley ta...

The gents finally give some insight into their covid thoughts and hope for 2022. Brandon declares the thought of imminent death by virus is behind us, Credere reminds us that death is still just a heart beat away, living in this gangsta's paradise. Isiah McxKenize had the best christmas and tesla sent a "gift" to it's owners. Don't Look Up review "It's not enjoyable" and Kanye Drake live stream. H...

Wanna know how to buy a gift that is thoughtful, unique, and useful? Well take a listen as the boys explain gift giving 101. Tony Talk, it's been months. Living Spaces just sucks and so does staff. NFL picks. Have a super great Christmas, unless you're Sean McVay.

Brandon has chance meetings with 4 different LA types; celeb, foreigner, bum, and racist crazy lady. We discuss Seneca the younger and his analogy. Which then leads way to the concept of analogies and who uses them (heady stuff). WASSUP: Horschfields Tarsiar. Sports recap and some paretaking remarks about the lowlife known as Urban Meyer. Finally; if you are a lowlife just be one, don't fake it.  ...

Vron sits in to correct the fellas and its probably a good thing. Enough with sports experts, more like Sex-perts. Let's go Brandon minute. Oooo Weee review: XJ-13. Bonding over sneakers. The Depew Boys and Girls Club shout out. Nike vs Under armour part 12, Credere was right.

Los joins the podcast and the boys discuss last week's strain of the week and present OOOOH WEEEE Review. This week's strain: Tahoe OG by 3C. Misogynist minute with Brandon. Thanksgiving 2021. A terrible act-out of a prank call. Celebs that we met, again. People with deformities are welcome on Liquor License any time. Credere gets a gift, please check out oldschool.newschool.mk who supplied the gi...

Happy thanksgiving pilgrims, women pilgrims, they pilgrims, questioning pilgrims, and anyone else we forgot (don't sue us). We talk football and what in the Hellmans Mayonaisse is going on. Strain of the Week: J1 by Triple 7. Brandon's trip back to Depew in his mind and his healthy weight gain. Getting a fresh trim at Fades and Blades, very iffy on that name. Brea Improv, the trip down, Tempo, In...