Lippy & Grumpy
Lippy & Grumpy do podcasting
Lippy and Grumpy ignore the important issues of the day and instead ramble through a variety of topics, hopefully convincing some guests to take part too.
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Episodes
August holiday re-run - Leerdammer roulette 12.08.2021 32:06
We're on holiday during August and will be researching some special episodes. So you don't miss out on Lippy & Grumpy, here's our episode including Leerdammer roulette, James Fridman, a giving blood incident, Weetabix and cats on Zoom Our next new podcast will be out on Friday 3rd September 2021. See you then!
August holiday re-run - our very first episode 05.08.2021 37:43
We're on holiday during August and will be researching some special episodes. So you don't miss out on Lippy & Grumpy, here's our very first episode where we talk about digital pregnancy testers, cheese, Aldi (Lippy's favourite supermarket) and Christmas adverts. Our next new podcast will be out on Friday 3rd September 2021. See you then!
Our consumer advice has worked, Grumpy's breakdown, last minute ordering and the Dorking Sicario 29.07.2021 38:11
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep42 Lippy's consumer advice about Too Good To Go Bags has been acted upon by Mini Matt and the result has been amazing, a massive amount of food for £4. Grumpy made a bit of a boo-boo last week suggesting that the sun has an orbit. That's not what he meant! A serious conversation is interrupted by Lippy...
Blue Origin's space flight, pirate names, onion harvest and twin temperature top tips 22.07.2021 35:48
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep41 Grumpy is really excited about the successful Blue Origin space flight, which took the oldest and the youngest person into space. Lippy was relieved that Wally Funk had a windows seat, however as Grumpy explained it, the capsule was similar to a very fast conservatory, with plenty of opportunity to...
Expanding cars, sinkhole watch, an unusual flute, the Karman line and hot glue guns 15.07.2021 35:00
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep40 Uncharacteristically, Lippy had a dreadful game of Monopoly, which was won by wife of Grumpy and just as well as it was her birthday. The RAC has confirmed our view that cars are getting bigger and garages are used more to store "stuff" rather than cars. Grumpy has turned up something unexpected abo...
Grumpy's found the sound effects button, the return of Davros, flat pack furniture frenzy and unintended inventions 08.07.2021 35:53
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep39 We're changed to Riverside.fm for recording our podcast and Grumpy has found a control panel full of sound effects, that you can also add to. Sorry if this gets annoying! Davros has made a return with a brilliantly funny story about a childhood incident with a plunger and butter. Lippy has turned he...
Puzzled pigeons, kamikaze kangaroos, an enigmatic elephant and some cars 01.07.2021 35:34
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep38 Lippy has been busy with DIY, however is finding her social life is getting in the way. One solution is to have a painting party, nevertheless Grumpy not convinced the quality will be there. Lippy is surprised how much dust is generated when sanding and the fact it ends up everywhere. Grumpy has an...
Lippy's starting DIY, a twotter has been spotted, racing pigeons with maps and sink hole update 24.06.2021 33:31
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep37 We're back after Lippy's house move last week, which apart from an absent van went very well. We discovered a superb cafe close to Lippy Towers and Lippy is starting out on a DIY adventure. From our listeners we had a picture of a Twotter and kayaking. We've also had confirmation from Private Eye th...
As Lippy is still unpacking boxes, in this pre-recorded episode, we talk about kayaking and open plan offices 17.06.2021 37:39
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep36 Lippy wants to talk kayaks and first a reminder of the differences between kayaks and canoes, although Grumpy will continue to use the two terms interchangeably. Lippy had a fun time on the Basingstoke canal and claims to have been doing "tricks" in a hired kayak. A mate of Grumpy's kept dreaming he...
Eggs in the fridge, 10 year old Worcestershire sauce, Dalek cartoons and the astroturfed house 10.06.2021 37:28
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep35 Lippy managed to break last week's recording by admitting she was wrong, a glitch in the matrix possibly. We have further information about the South African rugby spectator that was shot by someone testing their rifle. Thanks to the Screaming Tomato for finding this in the Scams of the Underworld s...
Lippy admits being wrong, Grumpy's Center Parc trip, pizza toppings and a dull top tip 03.06.2021 37:02
Lippy's moving boxes colour coding hasn't gone as well as she expected, much to the delight of Grumpy. Will she admit she was wrong though? We have a follow-up story from our firing bullets into the air piece a few weeks ago, involving a rugby match and a test shot from a nearby flat after gun cleaning. Grumpy has had a fun weekend at Center Parcs and was very impressed with the accommodation, inc...
Grumpy's had a night in jail, the very short Westray flight, Lippy's house packing schedule and lead shoes 27.05.2021 38:05
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep33 Grumpy's spent a night in Oxford Jail, fortunately now a hotel and took part in the Mile of Minis the following day, an Italian Job charity event for Buttle UK that raised over £20,000, with 200 modern and classic Minis. Lippy has had a test drive in an electric Mazda and is very impressed. Interest...
Zoom Queen Jackie Weaver, a dodgy Autotrader advert, Zippo lighters and pizza vending machines 20.05.2021 37:49
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep32 After last week's WD40 top tip, we've had listener feedback including wishing they heard the tip 2 weeks earlier. We talked about multi-brained dinosaurs last week and according to the Smithsonian dinosaurs didn't had a "butt brain". Grumpy has been researching the large metal sheet at Dunsfold Aero...
Davros solves the gnome shortage, a sandwich snatching seagull, free parking and a WD40 based top tip 13.05.2021 39:35
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep31 Davros may have solved the gnome shortage we discussed in episode 30 despite having a stereotyped view of gnomes. He's also an expert on two-brained dinosaurs after Lippy's "top" brain comment. Lippy has a bee in her bonnet about the Champions League final being played in Turkey despite having two E...
Line of Duty disappointment, deep fried caterpillar cake, rounders team names and a worldwide gnome shortage 06.05.2021 30:52
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep30 Grumpy's really disappointed with the ending of Line of Duty and won't be getting over it any time soon. Lippy is going to watch the first series, which Grumpy thinks is excellent. Lippy confesses she's not good at estimating the age of children, hence thinking King Josh was 9 and not 4, which is hi...
It's Lippy's birthday and some other stuff 29.04.2021 32:38
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep29 It's Lippy's birthday week and don't we know it. The caterpillar cake battle has hotted up, however it turns out that neither the Aldi nor Marks & Spencer caterpillar cake is the best. Also a Barnsley market trader has launched a Colin the Counterfeiter cake, a snip at £1.99. The magnolia debate rum...
Caterpillar cakegate, peep holes for huskies, Zoom failures and Line of Duty spoilers 22.04.2021 35:54
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep28 We've had feedback from regular listeners, which we really appreciate. Orange Marshall 2 had a long term optician and his 20:20:20 guide. Davros has gone all Bletchley Park with his latest email and agrees with us about talking twaddle at the pub and painting walls yellow but thinks magnolia is not...
Prince Philip, the Red Flag Act, dodgy Private Eye advert and Lippy's eye test 15.04.2021 38:25
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep27 We start by mourning the passing of Price Phillip at the grand age of 99, master of the one-liner. Grumpy has been researching last week's fun fact about the first speeding ticket in 1896 and has found out about the "Red Flag" Act, that required a person leading the vehicle with a red flag and the o...
Paul Ritter, not much love for Branston Smooth, Extreme E, an exclusive sailing club and a random topic generator 08.04.2021 44:31
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep26 We start by mourning the passing of actor Paul Ritter, best known for the eccentric Dad in Friday Night Dinner. Paul had an amazing ability to take on any role and will be sadly missed. We've heard from Orange Marshall 2 who was at the film studio when a Branston Smooth advertisement was filmed, jus...
Banana skins, brothers in business, Branston smooth pickle, holding your breath and Easter 01.04.2021 42:13
Find the current week's links at https://linktr.ee/LippyAndGrumpy or https://lippyandgrumpy.uk/ep25 Grumpy has had a freaky internet advert for Farrow & Ball popup after reviewing last week's podcast on speakers. Also he's found a useful banana skin tip that makes plant food, whilst Davros has a top caper involving dried banana skins. Meanwhile Lippy has found out that a man who died in Tennessee...
Egg balancing, a smoke alarm tale, the laughing duck, giving flowers and short passwords 26.03.2021 42:40
We start with the exciting news that Lippy has had an offer accepted on a house and is currently looking at paint colour and furniture. It's been a bit of a rollercoaster, however the garden has astro turf, which ticks one very large "don't want to do gardening" box. Lippy's spring equinox egg balancing experiment at 09:37 on Saturday 20th didn't go well, however, Davros suggests trying it on the...
Murray Walker, Shrek hats, the spring equinox, waving at drivers and an annoying smoke detector 19.03.2021 36:43
We start with a tribute to Murray Walker, a hero of Grumpy's who passed away at the age of 97. Murray had two carers and is best known for motorsport commentating during the 70s, 80s and 90s. We talk about the word stopwatch, which featured in one of the Murrayisms over the weekend. Davros shares his experience of a fig plant growing in a pot, with monster-sized and invasive roots. Grumpy is looki...
Fire marshal face off, house hunting, growing teeth, car badges, rhubarb and exploding switches 12.03.2021 36:44
We've had some feedback about the role of the fire marshals in offices, and we'll still not sure whether a fire marshal should be first or last out of a building. After last week's handbrake story, a listener has pointed out that there isn't a railway line running through Forestdale. Opps! Grumpy has managed to turn up at the dentist at the correct time for root canal work, however the dentist cou...
Burying the cat twice, back seat flyers, the Canadian-Danish war, ace rally driver Hannu Mikkola and a Lippy top tip best avoided 05.03.2021 43:42
A listener has a twisting tale of how he buried the same cat twice. If you have a funny story to share please send it in. Grumpy has found a website with an app that shows you where you would come out if you dug straight down through the centre of the earth. Lippy complains that it's another digging piece, nevertheless thinks the app is pretty cool. We have listener feedback about travelling in ai...
Learning resuscitation using a computer, lockdown haircut disasters, the joy of Shrek and never read the comments 26.02.2021 38:30
Once again Lippy & Grumpy look at stories that will make you smile or that they can put their unique spin on. Grumpy want to talk about drilling through the earth again and has found an animation of how far humans have bored into the earth and how far we have to go before Davros can use this as a gravity engine for his 2150 invasion. Mind you his packed lunch consists of dry Weetabix, butter, Marm...
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