Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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"I, Frankenstein," "Stranger by the Lake," "Gloria," "Gimme Shelter," Sundance Recap 27.01.2014 1:11:10

Dave and Alonso are currently without a cassette player, but they have plenty to say about gargoyles, French onanists and Rosario Dawson's meth teeth. (In character!) Subscribe and review us at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, like a bleary-eyed baboon to an organ grinder's tune.

"Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit," "Ride Along," "The Nut Job" 19.01.2014 1:08:30

Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary, you're cellophane.

2013 in Review with Manohla Dargis and Robert Abele, "The Legend of Hercules," "Cold Comes the Night" 12.01.2014 1:10:09

Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) to stick a fork in 2013. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast & subscribe and leave us a nice review at iTunes. I know my chicken, you got to know your chicken.

"Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones," "Interior. Leather Bar.", "Justin Bieber's Believe," Best & Worst of 2013 with guest Amy Nicholson 05.01.2014 1:40:56

Dave and Alonso look back on 2013 with L.A. Weekly critic Amy Nicholson -- and yes, she explains how "Pain and Gain" made her Top 10 list. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, visit linoleum-knife.com, leave us a nice iTunes review, three's not a crowd to her, she says.

"The Wolf of Wall Street," "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," "Grudge Match," "47 Ronin," "August: Osage County," "Lone Survivor," "The Invisible Woman," "Walking with Dinosaurs," with special guest Drew Droege 29.12.2013 1:30:02

Dave and Alonso have a heapin' helpin' of Christmas releases to shovel through on this last episode of 2013, but luckily the hilarious and insightful Drew Droege @drewdroege is here to lend a hand and an opinon. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and a love beat is a good vibration.

"Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues," "Her," "The Past," "White Reindeer" 22.12.2013 1:07:12

Dave and Alonso revel in a relatively light pre-Christmas week before the flood of year-end releases, so there's plenty of time to discuss catchphrases, contemporary art and the hotness of Spaniards. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, wonderland, wonderland, shining star, jingle bells.

'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug," "Saving Mr. Banks," "American Hustle," "Hours," "Some Velvet Morning," "Love Actually Turns 10, RIP Peter O'Toole, Joan Fontaine, Tom Laughlin, Audrey Totter 16.12.2013 1:22:16

Dave and Alonso try to fix Madea and share questions and theories about a beloved and much-hated Christmas staple, still finding time to discuss frozen jelly donuts and British chocolate biscuits. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and rate us) on iTunes, buy our shirt and commentary and books, you're all that I need, underneath the tree.

"Inside Llewyn Davis," "Out of the Furnace," "The Last Days on Mars," "Swerve" 08.12.2013 1:16:15

Dave and Alonso are joined by Sean Abley, author of "Out in the Dark: Interviews with Gay Horror Filmmakers, Actors and Authors" to discuss folkies, hill people and cat peril. Buy a T-shirt or a book or a commentary track! Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com. You're much better with than without it.

"Homefront," "Oldboy," "Black Nativity" 01.12.2013 1:12:07

Dave and Alonso aren't entirely sure what two of their favorite African American filmmakers are up to in their latest, but at least Jason Statham is always Jason Statham. Buy a T-shirt or Alonso's book! Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com. Like our Facebook page and stuff. Rootie-toot-toots and rummy-tum-tums.

"The Hunger Games: Catching Fire," "Frozen," "Delivery Man," "Faust," "At Berkeley," "The Great Beauty" 24.11.2013 1:03:23

Dave and Alonso ponder why so much of the "Hunger Games" marketing is aspirational toward the villains, as well as other cinematic mysteries. Subscribe for free on iTunes, where we would love it if you would leave us a positive review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a book, buy a shirt, every rose has its thorn.

"The Best Man Holiday," "Nebraska," "12-12-12" 18.11.2013 55:31

Dave and Alonso know it isn't Christmas yet, but they've already started playing holiday music on KOST in Los Angeles and Terrence Howard looks spiffy in a red scarf, so there you go. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you just walked right in, walked walked walked right in.

"Thor: The Dark World," "The Book Thief," "The Wind Rises," "Bastards," "Best Man Down" 11.11.2013 52:30

Dave and Alonso wonder why parking (and cheese) is so expensive in Beverly Hills, and they hate inappropriately sappy Holocaust movies. All this and more on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, things that you would not do at home come naturally on the floor.

"Ender's Game," "Last Vegas," "Free Birds," "Blue is the Warmest Color," "About Time," "Dallas Buyers Club" 03.11.2013 1:05:27

Dave and Alonso tackle aspirate h-es, magical homos and controversial authors in this week's installment. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe for free) at iTunes, attention to me seemed to drift though I don't know where.

"Bad Grandpa," "The Counselor," "Kill Your Darlings," "Bridegroom," "God Loves Uganda," "I'm in Love with a Church Girl" 28.10.2013 1:08:27

Dave and Alonso discuss movies by, for and about Christians, which may or may not involve an "Oogieloves" reference. And Dave defends an aggressively unloved new movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, it ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it, and that's what get results.

"Carrie," "12 Years a Slave," "The Fifth Estate," "All Is Lost" 21.10.2013 1:47:24

Guest star Jack Morrissey of the Team Jack Podcast (and co-producer of "The Fifth Estate") drops in to give Dave and Alonso some full-on Hollywood insider action. Strap yourself in. Also, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, it leaps and creeps and glides and slides across the floor.

"Captain Phillips," "Machete Kills," "A Touch of Sin," "La Verité" 13.10.2013 46:51

Dave and Alonso connect the dots between Paul Greengrass and Kevin McCallister, among other big ideas. Like our Facebook page, visit linoleum-knife.com, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free on iTunes), paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much, much better.

"Gravity," "Runner Runner," "A.C.O.D.," "Parkland," "Concussion," "All Is Bright" 07.10.2013 1:10:37

Dave and Alonso have their usual disagreements about theme songs but they both really love that outer-space movie. Visit linoleum-knife.com, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review (and subscribe!) at iTunes, the message is perfectly simple, the meaning is clear.

"Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2," "Baggage Claim," "Don Jon," "Inequality for All" 29.09.2013 1:01:47

Dave and Alonso go to Santa Monica for people-watching, meatballs and Stanley Kubrick. And Alonso made it home safely from Kosovo without having to wackily run through airports like Paula Patton. Subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh no it's a killer blow.

"Prisoners," "Battle of the Year 3D," "Rush," "Enough Said" 22.09.2013 1:20:31

Dave and special guest William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of CraveOnline, The B-Movies Podcast, S.H.I.E.L.D.C.A.S.T. and Kings of Horror make the most of Alonso's defection to Kosovo with reviews of the latest films that are out now in theaters for you to see... in theaters. Travel to Linoleum-Knife.com for more knifings, subscribe (and leave a review) on iTunes, like our official Facebook page, follow us o...

"Insidious: Chapter 2," "The Family," "Blue Caprice," "Jayne Mansfield's Car" 15.09.2013 1:02:52

Dave and Alonso are married to the mob in haunted houses with infamous cars in the garage. It's fun to enjoy! Check out linoleum-knife.com, ubscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh hello, hello, let it be him.

"Riddick," "Salinger," "Winnie Mandela," "Touchy Feely," "99%: The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film," "Adore" 08.09.2013 1:26:31

Dave and Alonso establish the Lee Daniels rule and endorse occupying the jukebox at Buffalo Wild Wings. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us at iTunes, do the mashed potato with a new attitude.

"One Direction: This Is Us," "Getaway," "Closed Circuit," "Short Term 12" 01.09.2013 43:15

Dave and Alonso got no beef with boy bands. Subscribe for free (and review us!) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, never give up on the good times.

"The World's End," "You're Next," "The Grandmaster," "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones," "Drinking Buddies" 25.08.2013 1:25:25

Dave and Alonso have things to say about cheesy bread, lavender tea and pudding in Toluca Lake. Also, movies, several of which are way better than you might expect for the end of August. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, Christina Applegate you gotta put me on.

"Lee Daniels' The Butler," "Kick-Ass 2," "Jobs," "Paranoia," "Austenland," "Ain't Them Bodies Saints," "The Happy Sad" 19.08.2013 1:24:31

Dave and Alonso hate the term "chick-flick" but they liked the show "Taradise." That's just two of the many vital tidbits contained in this week's episode. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, and check out the slow-but-sure growth of http://www.linoleum-knife.com and I wish this dream comes true.

"Elysium," "We're the Millers," "Planes," "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters," "Prince Avalanche," "In a World..." 11.08.2013 1:27:16

Fans of long episodes and of things getting knocked over in Dave and Alonso's apartment should enjoy this one. Plus we announce the winner of our creepy-doll contest, and we pay homage not only to Karen Black but also Eydie Gorme and Marilyn King. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, blame it on the bossa nova, with its magic spell.