Dave White / Alonso Duralde

Linoleum Knife

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Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.

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Dave White / Alonso Duralde

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"Inside Out," "Dope," "The Overnight," "Manglehorn," "Infinitely Polar Bear," "Angst," "Rebels of the Neon God," "Good Men, Good Women" 21.06.2015 1:30:53

Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, everybody EVERYBODY. Linoleum Knife Podcast is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. We ran long this week and didn'...

"Jurassic World," "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl," "Live from New York!" "Something Better to Come," "Backfire" (1964) 15.06.2015 1:29:30

Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , Home of the Unboring Home. Use discount code KNIFE to take 20% off any lighting...

"Spy," "Insidious: Chapter 3," "Entourage" 06.06.2015 1:14:01

Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast , and this is the cow. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , Home of the Unboring Home. Use discount code KNIFE to take 20% off any lighting purchase. D...

"San Andreas," "Aloha," "Gemma Bovery" 01.06.2015 1:12:38

Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2 . Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook group, follow us @linoleumcast, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Listeners can take 20% off any Lighting purchase w...

"Tomorrowland," "Poltergeist," "The Human Centipede III (Full Sequence)," "When Marnie Was There," "The Film Critic" 24.05.2015 1:06:46

Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this time it's not my fault. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Use discount code KNIFE to take 20% off any Lighting...

"Pitch Perfect 2," "Max Max: Fury Road," "Slow West," "In the Name of My Daughter," "Every Secret Thing," "Reality"; with Cracked.com's Jack OBrien 17.05.2015 1:20:02

Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, elle est belle et son prénom c'est Bonnie. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Take 20% off any Lighting purchase with discount code KNIFE...

"Hot Pursuit," "Far From the Madding Crowd," "The D Train" 10.05.2015 1:01:51

Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Special offer for Linole...

"The Avengers: Age of Ultron," "Iris," "Welcome to Me" 02.05.2015 1:10:11

Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry. The Linoleum Knife podcast is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , makers of distinctive products for the home, built in th...

"The Age of Adaline," "Dior and I," "Little Boy," "The Water Diviner" 27.04.2015 1:05:27

Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess. Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," "Unfriended," "True Story," "Child 44," "Monkey Kingdom" 19.04.2015 1:06:05

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like. Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MAD...

"The Longest Ride," "Ex Machina," "Clouds of Sils Maria," "Real Genius" 12.04.2015 1:00:44

Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making. Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL Also mentioned: HER...

"Furious 7," "Woman in Gold," "White God" 04.04.2015 1:12:17

Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell. Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS

"Get Hard," "Home," "While We're Young," "Danny Collins"; with Louis Virtel (COMPLETE) 30.03.2015 1:11:43

The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Audible.com — for a free audiobook of your choice and...

"Insurgent," "Do You Believe?", "It Follows," "The Gunman," "3 Hearts," "Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving the Police," RIP Richard Glatzer 22.03.2015 1:30:57

Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone? Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

"Cinderella," "Run All Night," "The Cobbler" 15.03.2015 1:09:39

Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Audible.com. For a free audiobook of your choice...

"Chappie," "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "Unfinished Business"; RIP David Maysles 08.03.2015 1:19:47

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Audible is the Internet’s leading provider of spoken word entertainment, information and educational programming. For a free audiobook of your choice and a...

"Focus," "The Lazarus Effect," "Maps to the Stars," "Queen and Country" 01.03.2015 1:06:02

Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car. Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE

"Hot Tub Time Machine 2," "The DUFF," "McFarland, USA," "Wild Tales," "Drunktown's Finest," and Round Two on "The Last Five Years"; with Inkoo Kang 21.02.2015 1:26:33

Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast. Inkoo's DVD pick...

"Fifty Shades of Grey," "Kingsman: The Secret Service," "What We Do in the Shadows," "The Last Five Years" 13.02.2015 1:03:31

It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you. Pick up Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife: THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR Alon...

"The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water," "Jupiter Ascending," "Seventh Son," "Black or White" 08.02.2015 1:01:50

This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor. Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS

"Project Almanac," "The Loft," "Wild Card"; Letters 02.02.2015 50:53

Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage. Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS

Sundance 2015, "The Boy Next Door," "Strange Magic," "Mortdecai," "Mommy" 26.01.2015 1:30:02

Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies Like our Facebook page, subscri...

"Blackhat," "Paddington," "The Wedding Ringer," "Appropriate Behavior," "Earth Girls Are Easy" 19.01.2015 1:11:19

Dave and Alonso soldier on through cassette snarls, hunger, and exhaustion to bring you deep discussion about marmalade and Angelyne. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks. Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DROP www.amazon.com/Drop-Blu-ray-James-Gandolfini/dp/B00PLYTKB0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20 Alonso's DVD pick...

Best of 2014 with Manohla Dargis, Peter Debruge, Robert Abele; also, "Taken 3" 11.01.2015 1:27:53

Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), Peter Debruge (Variety), and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) join Dave and Alonso to discuss the best films of 2014, but in the way these conversations tend to do, things go in interesting and unexpected directions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, S Club gonna show you how. Dave's DVD pick of the week: SAFE...

Worst Movies of 2014; plus "Big Eyes," "The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death," "A Most Violent Year," "Mr. Turner," "Two Days, One Night" 06.01.2015 1:11:04

Dave and Alonso have recovered from the holidays so they can discuss Ham Sweats, Reagan-era fashions and surplus booze. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.