Light Me At Five

Dean clears the room at the company Christmas bash and Jason has found a new way to scam coffee.

With Dean busy becoming the light snack kingpin of the tri-county area and Rusty playing chess with the grim reaper it's up to Jason and Joe Tidd to carry the ball to victory, and we discover that they would probably not be very good cops.

Things we are thankful for - Prison coffee, Wolverines secret powers, Satisfries, and our listeners in Poland.

We started off with car repair advice, don't ask we got to the title of this episode. You'll never see nature the same way.

Tips for the online shopper, car crashes, and far too much information. In our second segment, Jason and Joe Tidd visit another podcast of comic genius "Setting Sayl" with Steven Saylor.

Two rules in life...don't mess with anybody who has an aggressive head and don't put ketchup on a hot dog. In our second segment we catch up with comedian and author Steve Sabo.

Some tips for those of you just about to make that big career move to robbing banks and Jason unveils his astonishing school bus makeover.

Dean and Jason take to the road and hook up with friend of the show Kofe Black who knows a guy...

Never try video editing when you've had too many refreshments, plus possums living in houses and dead men at Wrigley Field. In our Flashback segment, we have texts out of context.

Jason gives his in-depth review of the theatrical event of the decade that was performed in a mall parking lot. In our flashback, Dean is clearly flirting with disaster.

Hippy crack and Jason's cheesy bass. In our "Roadpod" segment Jason and Dean visit with "Jrod" Jenni Rodriguez.

The topics range from water bottles to metal straws, to some not so repressed childhood experiences. In the flashback, Dean gets on the CIA watch list.

It starts with "Moneyball" moves on to Jason's perils on the road and then, as usual, Dean trashes an unsuspecting audience member. In our Flashback, Dean explains "metaphysical vampires" to us.

Dean's daughter gets married with him in M.C. Hammer pants and tennis shoes while the rest of the world seeks blueberry donuts. In our first "Road Pod" segment Dean has a discussion with the right Reverand Dr. Joe Tidd.

After our nature show, the guys share some thoughts on dealing with the loss of Bryan Collins, and in our flashback, Dean sells secrets to the KGB.

Dean teaches us all how to drive a helicopter and in our flashback Dean's special relationship with all woodland creatures now includes bees.

While Dean frolics in Los Angeles the show must go on with special guest Joe Tidd. In our flashback

Dean is now a diva as a "west coast" comic, but our special guest Joe Tidd literally sits in Dean's seat...hmmm. In our flashback segment, Dean does battle with the Band Goons.

The boys laugh it up at the expense of people we need and Dean continues his epic battle with innocent woodland creatures.

The trials and tribulations of homeownership wear on Dean and Jason and in our Flashback segment, it's "Coffee With Dean The Lost Episode". At least the only lost episode we've found so far...

With Jason Laffoon still fighting the wildfires in Oregon, friend of the show Kofe Black works through his trauma with Dean. Our flashback recalls the beginning of Dean's battle with his nemesis the frog mafia.

With Jason on a top secret mission to preserve democracy, Koffe Black and Dean go on a high speed chase through 80's sitcoms, grilling, cheese knowledge and waterspots in the sink. In Flashback, a memorable meltdown as Dean lost it in true Christian Bales form.

We are now part of Sealand's royal family and in our flashback, we introduce you to two major nemeses of the show...Mike Fisher and the Frog Mafia.

Career choices and ejecting small dogs through windows along with how you make a simple road trip hot. In our Flashback Dean reveals why he's banned by the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Gandalf starts some beef with Dean and Scott Curtis joins us in our flashback segment.