Life's a Pitch Podcast

We pitch some aggressive ad campaigns for some products, some of these are made up, some of them are real.

Watch your ads, or else! It's yet another black mirror style gangster movie, and then we talk a little bit about gangster movies, and paddington 2, you know, when he goes to jail. These are the deleted scenes from episode 466 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, if you want to be given a "gift" of some context, you should go get made with the main episode. Or don't, we're not Don Giovanni

This week we pitch some Gangster Movies with Ash Routh! Can you outrun the Speed Gentlemen? In this Flintstones-inspired black mirror episode in which modern technology is (sort of) available in the 1920s, everything goes wrong and we create an elongated piece of nightmare fuel. Other Movies Pitched: Forgettin' About It The Coat Check Girl

We pitch a film for Dante's "Divine Comedy" and it's not what he intended.

Episode 465: The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Matt and Tom

We chat about the genuinely excellent period dramas that have been coming out recently and pitch a movie which could be described as "apocalypse now but for Australia" these are the deleted scenes for episode 464 of the Life's a Pitch Podast, if you are in possession of a large confusion and are in want of a bit of context, we recommend listening to the main episode. Or don't, we're not Lord Flick...

We pitch some Period dramas with Playwrite and Host of the "All the Web's a Stage podcast" Steven D Thomas. One butler is put through his paces as he tries to help a family bring their heir into polite society, but are his motives all they seem? Also pitched this week: Courts & Corsets Mrs Protozoa

We pitch a film about a role most people have heard of but don't know what it is. We talk about movies about movies. And we recommend a new movie. Enjoy!

We go full Hollywood this week as we pitch movies about making movies.

Matt and Tom show just how deranged their view of the CERN large particle collider is, and start a free range spaghetti farm. Matt talks about Mirrormask and we ask if Interstellar is a magic portal fantasy movie. These are the deleted scenes for episode 462 of the Life's a Pitch podcast. If you would like to be taken into a realm of context, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main ep...

We discuss the meaning of "Kafka-esque", a potential Jordan Peele Podcast and Matt finds something in the bin.

We pitch some magic portal fantasy movies as a group of freshers students are suddenly plunged into each other's dreams as well as that of a mysterious lecturer. Other movies pitched: Mist upon the black hole There's a wormhole at the bottom of the garden

New year, old format as we give each other movie titles to pitch. Enjoy as we bring you two unique ideas based on random titles we gave each other.

Why not bring in the new year with more festive silliness. A prequel to Gladiator gets a bit out of hand, also, life updates and we chat about annoying songs and live movie orchestrations

We pitch some christmas historical movies, and ruminate on the origins of various christmas traditions as the mantle is passed down from santa to santa. Will the new santa get to know the ways of his predecessor, Elvis? Other movies pitched: Cola Vs Claus One Santa Left

We pitch some emergency ad campaigns in this weeks deleted scenes!

We've put together another little grab bag of film pitches for you this week as we have been unable to schedule a recording due to unforeseen circumstances. Enjoy this collection of silly film pitches from across the last year or so!

We talk about robots, pitch a movie about punching, and we make some curious discoveries. One of these discoveries is a strange fact about 1988 and some randy animated animals.

This week we're pitching Robot movies! When a family finds tickets to an expensive theme park, they don't account for two things, their daughters incredible ability to break games, and the wilful amorality of capitalist cost-cutting! Also pitched this week: Roomba-Cop To Thy Drone Self Be True

We pitch a Black Friday revenge movie and discuss revenge movies!

We pitch a revenge thriller in advert form! ...as well as some more revenge movies. Enjoy!

This week we're joined by our favourite whovian Riley Routh to pitch a brand new incarnation of the Doctor! Yes, we know there's already an exciting new regeneration and a brand new series on the way, but gosh darn it if we're not making one of our own anyway! Listen up Russel T!

Tom gives his review of the new Amazon 007 TV show!

We go back to the original format this week as we give each other movie titles to pitch individually.

We chat about cartoon adaptations, Hanna-Barbera, and a whole bunch of hunks. These are the deleted scenes for episode 454 of the Life's a Pitch podcast. If you wish to find any context, you'd better go back and listen to the main episode. Or don't, we're not the pirate king Luffy(????) you don't have to do what we say.