Matt and Tom

Life's a Pitch Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 500 episodes

Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast

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Matt and Tom

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 4, 2026

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Episodes

Deleted Scenes: The Christmas Trees' Revenge 11.01.2026

We pitch a sequel to Macbeth in which Matt finally figures out how to spell the place where Macbeth lives. Most of this though, is us critiquing Star Trek movies. So do stick around for that too.

Episode 546: Where Did That Receipt Go 04.01.2026

This week we're pitching (slightly belated) xmas horror movies, but it's ok! This one is themed around having to take back an awful piece of haunted tat to the store. Perfect for the new year! Other movies pitched: The Caroling A dog is for death, not just for xmas

Deleted Scenes: Bad Burglars (With Dave Bulmer) 26.12.2025

We pitch another Family Feud movie with Dave and talk about certain scenes from Deck The Halls. (Spoilers for Deck The Halls btw)

Episode 545: My Neighbour's Reindeer Wants Me Dead (With Dave Bulmer) 20.12.2025

We're joined by our Christmas correspondent Dave Bulmer to pitch some Christmas family feud movies!

Deleted Scenes: Quickfire Xmas Ads 14.12.2025

This week's Deleted Scenes is chock-full of extra pitches, as we smash through loads of ads at the start and the end of the show. Including: Burgers! Durex! Soulless Gemini ads! The Smell of Sheffield! Captain Dingle's Old Fashioned Navy Beans! And much much more!

Episode 544: Xmas Ad Campaigns 2 - Santa Juice 07.12.2025

This week we're delving back into the reason for the season, rampant commercialism. What better way to celebrate than creating cynical ad campaigns made to tug on your heartstrings?

Deleted Scenes: Jetpack P**s 29.11.2025

We pitch a modern western about a boyband and chat about the genre as a whole

Episode 543: The Town That Was Just Big Enough 22.11.2025

We approach some modern problems with old, rugged solutions this week as we pitch some modern westerns! Other film pitched include: How Silicon Was My Valley The Sheriff's Inbox

Deleted Scenes: The Ed Sheeran Yesterday Theory 20.11.2025

We discuss some music based film ideas, along with a pretty out there theory for why Ed Sheeran is popular, and pitch another movie!

Episode 542: Daft Punk Is Playing At My House 16.11.2025

We pitch some movies based on song titles this week. Other films we pitch include: The Man That Can't Be Moved Grab The Devil By The Horns And F**K Him Up The Ass

Episode 541: "Orson Welles" Presents: The Halloween Clip Show 01.11.2025

Acclaimed motion picture director Orson Welles guides us through some fun older pitches from past halloween episodes! This episode includes clips from: Episode 140: The Sun Grew Legs and is Furious About It (With Brent Black and Dave Bulmer) Episode 451: You Will Go Down With This Ship (With Eden MW) Episode 137: Belly Button (With Jenny Garner and Katy Lidster) Clip from Episode 194: "The Life's...

Deleted Scenes: The Man Who Is The Bird (With Elise Freshwater-Blizzard) 30.10.2025

we chat about cyber movie tropes, and just tropes in general and subcultures and loads of stuff in this weeks deleted scenes!

Episode 540: Cyber Santa (With Elise Freshwater-Blizzard) 25.10.2025

We await the rise of AI as we pitch some silly Cyber movies with TV Presenter and Comedian Elise Freshwater-Blizzard!! Other movies pitched are: If It Walks Like A Robot CAPTCHA!

Episode 539: Hindenburg in her Eyes 20.10.2025

This week we imagine maybe what might have maybe happened in a historical romance set on the (pen)ultimate flight of the Hindenburg. Other movies pitched: Napoleon and Josephine She only kisses me in the Air Raid Shelter

Deleted Scenes: Brodyquest to the Stars 19.10.2025

We pitch another space movie and chat about Tron:Ares, amongst other stuff! Enjoy!

Episode 538: Oxygen Not Included 11.10.2025

This week we're pitching space movies! Other films pitched include: In Space No One Can Move Furniture I'm Really Stupid, But At Least I'm In Space

Deleted Scenes: #uncancelwillow 10.10.2025

We talk about Stephen King adaptations and Mark... we mean Tom, give a review of "The Long Walk" we also pitch another movie too.

Episode 537 Book vs Book 04.10.2025

Matt and Tom go head to head in pitching very very inaccurate movie versions of the books Entangled Lives and The Great Gatsby

Episode 536: The Bible 27.09.2025

We're back! And we're pitching book adaptations of books we've not read! Other books we try to adapt include: Hard Bastards The Three Body Problem

Radio Go! Episode 1: Bat Boxes 14.09.2025

We've not been able to record another episode this week. However we've taken this opportunity to add the first episode of Radio Go! to our feed. This is a show hosted by our friend Riley Routh and "produced" by our very own Tom. For more episodes every fortnight, head over to radiogo.show or on most podcasting places!

Deleted Scenes: Don't Make Me Laugh (With India McGrath) 06.09.2025

We're joined by India to discuss some reality TV stuff as well as pitch another bizarre reality TV show!

Episode 535: Reality TV Season 4 31.08.2025

We add more showws to our Reality TV channel this week. Shows pitched include; The LARPartment Parched How The Sausage Is Made Who Has My Nose Resentment Peninsula That's Exactly The Kind Of Weird I Fell In Love With

Deleted Scenes: Rocky Swings Both Ways (with Riley Routh) 29.08.2025

Matt and Riley create a kind of weird torture nexus for ad executives, and chat about the martial arts genre in very vague terms

Episode 534: Punch for Lunch (with Riley Routh) 25.08.2025

With Tom away at the Edinburgh Fringe, Matt is joined by Riley Routh for a chaotic mass of martial arts movies. Including a very fighty period drama all about a strange fruit punch. Other movies pitched: Cosplays and Katanas You can't punch me, I'm invisible!

Episode 533: Head to Head Pitching! 15.08.2025

We go head to head and give each other film titles to pitch movies to this week. Tom pitches two films about strange little guys, while Matt pitches a film about a sadistic board game and gritty reboot of a children's TV show, listen to find out which one!

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