Life's a Pitch Podcast

We chat fish out of water movies and pitch a movie about an out of touch politician.

This man's not in the environment where he's most comfortable! Could he be a... Fish... out of water?? Find on this weeks episode of the podcast where we pitch, fantasy magic portal, fish out of water movie "Neighbourhood Necromancer" Honourable Mentions "Fraser Vs Frasier" "But I'm Just A Capybara"

We pitch a time-travelling tech company's most destructive ad campaign, then talk about how weird the Ancient Aliens theories really are. These are the deleted scenes for Episode 440 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast. If you require rosetta stone for these comedy glyphs then we suggest listening to the main episode. Or don't, we're not your ancient galactic progenitors.

This week we pitch two sprawling movies of intrigue and adventure surrounding the fun but obviously fictional idea that aliens visited earth a long time ago. The scientists of CERN have been looking for a path, one uncovered by the Romans and abandoned long ago, a path to the home planet of their god of war. Other movie pitched: Biblically Accurate Aliens

We pitch the film "Where The Trams Go At Night" In this lost pitch with Eden.

Another Grab Bag episode, this time it's all to do with Robots!!

We talk Barbiehiemer, Kaiju's and pitch a film about a huge Idris Elba!

There's a giant duck terrorising Chicago. Why? Find out on this weeks episode as we pitch Kaiju Movies! Honourable Mentions Nessie Rises The Bigger Mac

We talk cowboys with Eden, pull the genre to pieces, and then describe a beautiful romance during a troubled time of humanities expansion into the wild west of the universe. These are the Deleted Scenes for the Life's a Pitch podcast episode 437. If you'd like a quantum of context, we recommend you go back and listen to the main episode. Or don't, we're not the Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip.

This week we are joined by Eden (Queer Buccaneer) to pitch some cowboy movies! A doomed earth has become a playground for the rich and Bruce Willis must yeehaw his way into space as part of an exploitative competition Other movies pitched this episode: Pillopolis: The Small Town with a Secret From Cowboy to Cowman

You may remember us coming up with a Star Wars trivia gameshow a few episodes ago. Well, as we have recently strayed into the world of a galaxy far far away, we thought we'd bring it back with Ash to see how this game would go. Play along at home and let us know what score you got!

We're joined by Star Wars enthusiast Ash Routh again to pitch some Star Wars TV shows.

We talk about disaster movies, mission impossible, and pitch a movie with very high stakes in which no-one needed to worry! These are the deleted scenes from episode 435 of the Life's a Pitch podcast. If you wish to avoid being the proverbial cow in the the twister of confusion then we recommend listening to the main episode. Or don't, we're not the head of NASA.

Matt and Tom pitch disaster movies culminating in Pop! A dangerous mixture is created when earth's ice caps release carbon dioxide into the oceans, making them fizzy. Although this is seemingly not a problem, it becomes one when a meteor made of Mentos starts careening towards earth! Other movies pitched: Ghost Satellites Volcano of London

We discuss some cryptids, a fear of water amongst other things in this weeks deleted scenes!!

We're joined by comedian Lucy as we pitch some fun family cryptid movies! Honourable Mentions You Ain't Seen Nothing Yeti - a young blind yeti gets in trouble in New York! Mothman's Favourite Bar - Mothman moves to a north east british town in search of a new haunt.

We pitch another weird guerrilla marketing campaign, while chatting about how much we hate ads, creating a toy line called My Fat Ass, and learning to elevate one little old lady's problem to a global issue.

We pitch some unhinged ad campaigns to promote some products or services. We know you're gonna love 'em but if you don't, you're still gonna have to wait 5 minutes to see the next part of your show, so you may as well settle in.

We discuss one of Matt's least favourite genre's and pitch a movie about "Trolley Curling"

We begrudgingly enter the world of HARD SCI-FI as we pitch the film Gravity Off!! Also pitched are: "Stapler" and "Pina Collider"

Spinning out of the recent addition of a new microphone to our kit, we wax lyrical about our favourite bits of Sound Design!

This week due to some difficult scheduling, we weren't able to record as normal, so here's a Star Wars-themed grab bag of pitches we never released!

We talk about party movies and pitch a heart warming movie about a DJ Dad!

We pitch some totally rad tennis party movies in this weeks episode. Check it out... as long as you're not square!! Honourable Mentions The Night I sunk My Dad's Yacht: A film where no one comes out well to be honest... The Ice Cream Licks Back: A Father/Son ice cream business comes under threat when the son really wants to go to a party!

We pitch a weird Far Side cartoon of a Black Mirror episode, then try to decode what makes Black Mirror stand out (or traumatise us). These are the deleted scenes for episode 429 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast. If you are plagued with the constant need for context then we suggest you go back and listen to the main episode. Or don't, you don't have to have experiences in a linear fashion.