Life Is Mild

So as the title suggests...this was indeed awful. Like final season of Game of Thrones bad. But your internet pals are here to help you get through the muck and hopefully there's a chuckle or two to be had.

We are back and we talk about the absolute rock bottom of being less rational than Donald Trump, Ezra Miller wilding out, the LA City Council being racist as hell and revel in Alex Jones descent into becoming a broke boy. 

The pals are back and we have thoughts. We discuss high fiving children, Billy Eichner's movie flopping and the latest reality show that is Herschel Walker and his shrieking child. All this plus we tell you who can get it. It's good stuff.

We are back! And we have just the content you all have been craving. We talk black mermaids, the different levels of Jessica Chastain, and run down the awfulness of the summer of 22. It's the content you all have been craving baby!

We are back with one half defeating Covid and the other half of the pod defeating being old and his knees consistently cracking. We decided to make this a fun one because the world is depressing as balls right now. We have fun and end up with our top 5 winners of Who can Get It. We'll see you beautiful folks next season!

We had a whole episode planned but as we say around these parts the world is a hellscape and the Rona has hit our show. Not to worry because we did compile a best of so you all can get that sweet Life Is Mild content ya'll be craving. 

As the title suggests the world remains a hellscape. In this weeks trash ass recap we discuss the impending crap storm coming from the Supreme Court, but first we discuss Elon Musk buying Twitter, an Alabama love story and the hottest trend in male self care...testicle tanning. You read correctly. 

The pals are back and we talk about the foolishness of reporting anything unverified about Rihanna, Bel-Air having unrealistic goals heaped upon it and then of  course the normal awfulness that has become the hallmark of this hellscape in which we all live in.

We are back and we discuss the infamous slap that everyone else has given their takes on, is Russell Wilson corny, somehow we end up somehow giving a Google rating to a surprise vendor and Paula Patton ruining it for biracial kids everywhere with her chicken shenanigans.

We are back and the world is still a dumpster fire. We discuss Lia Thomas and her historic victory, workplace microaggressions, Pusha T dropping bars against McDonalds, and one of our hosts gives you a life lesson.

We're back and we unfortunately talk about the war in the Ukraine, law makers disrespecting black students but we do also touch on the hilarious social media foibles of a cosmetic executive and of course what you all need...Who. Can. Get. It.

It's another week and we are back! This time we discuss the G Funk Halftime Show, Trumpito and his kids having to testify, opting out of black history as well as the pressing manner of a political prisoner named Hank The Tank.

We are back and boy do we have some not so fun things to talk about because the world is a dumpster fire. We talk about Joe Rogan, Wordle, Awkwafina and cultural appropriation and so much more.

So a gift for you all, a little compilation of some of our favorite moments from this season. They're not in any particular order but they are all gold. GOLD!

We are back giving you our year end review! But before we do all of that we talk about the Governor of Texas and his geography skills, national disgrace Lauren Bobert and her Islamophobia and the uh...powerful...let's go with that word, Sophia Urista.

We're back with a longer than normal episode because the world decided to go wild after our last episode. We cringe talking about Chris Pratt, we are in awe of people who decry safe spaces then immediately create a safe space for themselves. We also talk about Ted Cruz because we hate his spineless guts and so much more.

The mildest duo on the block returns and the world is still a dumpster fire. We discuss Candace Owens invading the Outback, the world of DC/Marvel twitter and of course the time honored tradition of black face on Halloween.

We're back and yes the world is still a dumpster fire. We discuss "Christian" fathers hating paternity leave. Meghan McCain complaining, the death of Colin Powell and even find time to mock Donald Trump. We have as good a laugh as humanly possible given the state of the world.

Your favorite mild ass duo are back on these podcast streets. We discuss Sage Steele going full idiot, a warning to not slap your teachers and of course we laugh in delight at a certain pied piper.

The pals are back and the world is still on fire. We discuss AOC at the Met Gala, Jim Breuer fighting "segregation," and of course the most important story of the week, Nikki Minaj and her reason for not getting vaccinated.

We. Are. Back. We discuss our summer off, Lil Nas X, Yeezy and Drake, and of course the dumpster fire that is the current state of the world.

We've reached the end...of the season. We talk about Karens in the wild losing it at pools, Batman being wild selfish, Mississippi going full Mississippi and of course who can get it.

We are back and boy do we have some topics. From racist debutante balls to the Tulsa Race Massacre we touch on it all and we do it while still finding time to say screw you to two certain members of congress. 

We are back with another episode of angrily ranting at the state of the world. We touch on racists getting punched to the afterlife, Kevin McCarthy being a spineless...I won't finish that sentence. We even break some news that Liam Neeson may have a chronic problem of pissing his pants. Quality stuff as usual.

We have a good show for you folks, it has everything. Aging hypocritical rockers? Yup. White Castle Slander? You betcha. We even discuss critical race theory as well as becoming better people. We even find ways to come to the defense of Bridget Moynihan's honor. You'll dig this episode guaranteed.