Life in Zero Gravity

Astro Alacorn and Zero Grav answer questions about dating, advice, men, sandwich makers, scary moments, music, wishes, YouTube, Hazbin Hotel, California, best moments, and so much more.

Zaddy and Jazzy talk about school, skool, cute outfits, favorite teachers, the shape of the earth, ellipsoids, Aquarian moms, white people, pretty hair, corniness, dad jokes, Papa John, racism, and so much more.

Grav and Jack talk Chuck Norris Water, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, Eminem, Dr. Dre, DJ Premier, Drake, Billie Eilish, the numbers game, DJs, artistry, and other things.

Zero Grav and Neujack discuss the Olympics, Deadpool & Wolverine, hating women, sandwiches, Alien, nostalgia, Anime Expo, fireworks, drones, Murrica, getting nudes, bruthaz stayin' focused, and mo'.

Z goes on about Deadpool, Wolverine, Blade, Elektra, spoilers, loans, bad women, entertainment, Canelo, Terence Crawford, Madrimov, scoring, loaning money, and so much more.

Bigg Gravv talks medocre people, high expectationz, Kamala, Drumpf, The Bikeriders, The First Omen, cheap dads, Dodger games, pavilion seats, sleepovers, scammers, pumping gas for girls, and so much more.

Zero discusses Biden, pullin' out, Kamala, Sleepy Joe, Trump, Lupe Fiasco, Kendrick Lamar, Maxxxine, Long Legs, Oddity, hip hop, jealousy, Democrats, Republicans, Conservapedia, racism, and so much more.

Zolo Zero talks about Astro Alacorn, fun memories, bonds strengthening, valuing time with kids, Eminem, Sexyy Red, Trump, assassins, boba, sleep, Universal Studios, beach bonfires, arcades, near death experiences, and so much more.

Mega Grav and Yung Stro get down on some cough buttons, 4th Of July, Murrica, fireworks, Rizza Pizza, Universal Studios, Oceanside, Long Beach, the future, EZ Out, arcades, friends, studios, mental disabilities, and so much more.

Ro and Stro talk Lo Lo, birthdays, best grandmas, best moms, best memories, best years, Faggios, embarrassment, joking, zummer, going back to Texas, Gravy Dad, and so much more.

Zero Grav and Neujack discuss Kendrick Lamar, Drake, J Cole, The Pop Out, Spotify, greed, upcoming releases, Anime Expo, dap, LA hate, Long Sword Style, being back in the studio, technical difficulties, ghostwriters, dreams coming true, top rappers, not answering questions, AI, tips for social media, negativity, and so much more.

Zero goes solo and talks about Juneteenth, Texas, Father's Day, Kendrick's Pop Out, Inside Out 2, Garfield, Astro Alacorn, massage therapists, happy endings, prostitution, Six Flags, Dodgers, Tank Davis, Frank Martin, David Benavidez, Bronny, and more.

Zero Zav and Jastro Jalacorn talk lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, queso, pride, white boys, Aubrey, Baldy View, Eagle Scholar, state test scores, being smart, Canadians, stans, haters, and so much more.

Bigg Zero gets into bad drivers, accidents, Trump convictions, video episodes, Eminem, Kendrick, bad episodes, sleepiness, controversy, Book of Grav, KZRO Zportz, and so much more.

Zero Grav puts together possibly the worst episode of this zhow ever by staying up all night the night before and still trying to make a godcast. Topics include Drizzy Vanilli, BBL Drizzy, Memorial Day, getting abandoned by Astro Alacorn, quitting the godcast, and a lot more.

Z Gravity goes in on Opprey Epstein, para social fanatics, The Heart Part 6, pedophiles, liars, fakes, cornballs, losers, integrity, beef, G.O.A.T., hip hop, art, and so much more.

Jazzo and Zero talk about cheesin', fam, Kendrick Lamar, Aubrey Drake Graham, The Graham Cracker, master manipulators, Not Like Us, BBL Drizzy, The Embussy, liars, ruining music, losing beefs, delusional fans, having kids, ten brothers, boys versus girls, and so much more.

Grav destroys Drake, Aubrey, Certified Pedo Boy, 6 Fraud, The Heart Part 6, colonizers, fakes, pedophiles, weirdos, annoying fans, culture vultures, P Drizzy, BBLs, bad music, and so much more.

Zero gets into trans women, circumcision, YouTube, going back to exes, exes coming back, technical issues, the real Lone Star State, lame disses, Puerto Rico, school, Texas, Kendrick Lamar, and more

Jastro and Zero go blow for blow about goofiness, relatives, white bread, Dave's bread, tortillas, rice, Devin Haney, Ryan Garcia, Aubrey, The Country Fair, having fun, punching pillows, Grilliam, Jack In The Box, Roblox, ghostwriters, and so much more.

Zee and Jay get into awards, honor roll, Eagle Scholars, school lunch, charter schools, girl dinner, man lunch, bad yelp reviews, bad food, good food, assemblies, and so much more.

Jazz and Grav talk White Noise, Spring Break, Spreak Bring, Sand Dunes, dead air, April Fools, Sonic Speed Cafe, Frank And Son Collectible Show, Justin Bieber, rekt, getting sleep, Mario impressions, honkeys, and more.

ZZ and JJ talk about gyatt, Easter, The Easter Bunny, egg hunts, traditions, family time, night shifts, lack of sleep, plastic surgery, slurs, racism, dog attacks, new phones, and so much more.

Grav and Alacorn annoy you and blow out your speakers. They talk Texas, Shohei Ohtani, gambling, Aubrey, Kendrick, J Cole, best rappers, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, dogs, geese, other animals, and so much more.

Jastro and Zacho get down on some racism, cancellations, St. Patrick's Day, Irish Festival, J ice cream, Omega Rekt, shoulder injuries, shouldering the blame, Naomis, arguments, getting no girls, Cali kids, Texas kids, and so much more.