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Welcome to the extra spooky Halloween LGWM episode! Strap in for the bone chilling tale of Levi discovering Mormon style dirty soda A super spooky tale of a black preacher eating too much mayo And much much more. Thanks for listening :^) pls likeandsubandfollowandretweet

Have you seen how wonderful Jon Husted body is? Trump has. Do you want to learn how to live the monastic lifestyle via diarrhea denial? Would you pay extra for the vintage Eucharist? Also Bill Cosby 100% has a beak under those jowls, Thanks for listening :^) pls like and sub and comment "what did i just find?" on every video

Welcome BACK to the show. Yes Dennis Rodman really said that, it wasn't ai. And I believe him lol. have you been Egyptian circ'd? how are your wiener crystals? would you call the bush push if the game was on the line? I also still don't really like dragons. not sorry. thanks for listening :^) ------------------ pls sublikescribe and shafallow?

Would you send Charlie Kirk to the void for a slice of pepstien pizza? Are you a cartmencel? Would you dare to feast on the Death Burger? sit on down and turn the pod all the way up, this ones gonna require a diaper. thanks for listening :^) like sub and rate or follow or whatever

Welcome. Today we must talk about A true trailer park boys experience for Levi while trying to buy a 30 dollar mic stand some guy ordering 36 anvils on Amazon just to reject them at the porch why medieval peasants with threshing flails were the ideal battle unit (welcome to the rickyard) pre Christian European pagans dressing up as spooky hay creatures with pepper belts The Bone Dangler is spotted...

The rogue Thailand honeymoon elephant and swimming in waterfall turd water. Looking at Joe Brady's cringy shirtless locker room victory spazz. Leasing out incarcerated white collar accountants to cook your corporate books, for a fee of course. Why dragons in video games suck, plus dark souls convo. Kodiak bears vs. rhinos, chimpanzee combat limits, and the 9,000-pound elephant sea thanks for liste...

lets smoke 80 ciggys a day with the great Michael Caine, then fly across the world and steal us a wife. Ever heard of St. Ziptie? 1950s bathhouse bust, and Peter Theils various accelerationist busts. I think manatees need elephant trunks tbh. thanks for listening :^) pls like subscribe follow comment and whatever else you feel you should do

The state hears the case of Grant vs. Buc-ee's. The sound board is fully loaded, were back from the road trip. We had some fun down south and now we're back home to cast it up. Thanks for listening :^) pls like and stuff (or else)

Episode 29. We cover: Tricking God with an island perimeter wire in New York The guy who ordered five dollars worth of dipping sauce for three breadsticks The Vietnam War's secret piss bombing program Attempting to drive on the left side of the road in England without dying Good ways to launder drug money through local livestock auctions thanks for listening :^) pls sub and like bc if you dont a g...

If you are reading this you have avoided the boopisode. This copy is uncensored but youtube didn't like this copy. wonder why lol. anyway, are worms the smartest of all creatures? are they typing this as we speak? Do you want to wear a sackcloth like a 800bc sad boy? do you hate fireworks as much as us? Find out this week on almost got banned from youtube bc of mean words! Thanks for listening :^)...

Where is the biggest church in Africa? Would Gordon Ramsey cut chicken faster than that Indian dude who used a knife with his toes? Chinese biowarfare? Favorite edible bugs? Learning how to finally become a boomer and achieve boomerosis? We got it all. Thanks for listening :^) pls like sub rate, go to a retirement home and play this over the pa system

Are the AI data centers stealing your shower thoughts and storing them in huge memory banks? maybe Is Dick Butkis a funny name? yes. Martin Boofer King Jr makes an appearance. and tons more wonderful ideas. Thanks for listening :^) pls like and sub and rate and steal my water memories

We bought a yamika. Wanna talk about biblical plagues and make fun of anime redditors who dress up like super heroes? Want to help Levi run a bot farm using dead geezers cellphones? Do you want to hear about the extended LGWM historical universe? (we call people gay.) Then tune in for this weeks Episode. also its ep 25 and that's best number bc 5x5 and 5 is best number, Thanks for listening :^) pl...

Were back to talk about how much I despise knot enthusiasts, how to turn 25 bucks of EBT into a pint of vodka, why boomers know that you gotta just use the damn laser beams on Iran. Ever dug a tunnel around you parents house pretending to be Steve McQueen? We have. Ever wanted Constantine 2 to be made? We have, All this and much more, Thanks for listening :^) pls like me and sub me and rate me and...

Are dumps the mines of the future? Is the Pontiac Aztec actually a masterclass in automotive design? In this episode Grant and Levi tackle the heavy questions. Like why Canada dumps its trash in Michigan, the lost art of 1970s food co-ops, Plus, a breakdown of raw-meat diet pioneers, high-horsepower station wagons, and a wonderful corporate bathroom pitch. Thanks for listening :^) pls like subscri...

Are you the kinda guy who dumps his roadkill collection in his ex girlfriends car windows? Ever wanted to go to the real life 28 days later monkey island? Have you ever wanted to pet the gas station troglodytes naked cockatoo? Have you encountered the dollar general Mississippi Mummy? What about the militant Kroger furry? Join us this week for some wonderful theoretical situations such as the Thre...

LGWM on the road for the first time! Grant travels down to the "great" state of Mississippi to visit Brian aka Young Marley aka 2ply in his own personal swamp. Join us on an eventful journey that ranges from the locals being scared of gas stations, to fighting kangaroos 1v1. Thanks for listening :^) pls give us a like and a sub, if you're listening on audio platforms a rate really helps us out. Th...

Welcome back. We got new mics, they sound good. Levi has a lil accident. Grant lets the hate flow through him. Maybe a lil movie review, maybe we let the council of unc review your application, Have you every wanted to channel the spirit of Charlie Kirk? Thanks for listening :^) pls like and sub and rate and do a handstand and also maybe a cartwheel

The inception of BuschLight Year. A story of truckers revenge A guide to being gay in the 1800s Marketplace scamming with Levi's dad Cyberpunk zip tie buttholes and much much more Thanks for listening :^) pls like sub rate updoot clap scream cry

Welcome back, time to punch in! We got Goblin Radio, we got foot fungus girl 58, we got 3am smoke alarm chirps and much much more. Thanks for listening :^) PLS Like subscribe rate share with ur grandma idk other stuff too

The return of Young Marley. I talk about an interesting fellow from Arkansas. Both a Cowboy Poet cringelord as well as a true Sovereign Citizen. Levi digs up some repressed cringe memories from my psyche. He also wore a beautiful flower crown but you cant see that hehe. Brian returns to regale us with tales of minature cleaning women, the Boobie Bouncer update, and much much more. If you like wat...

The age old question. Ice cream truck driver vs school bus driver. Who do you think wins? Grandpa Cigarette Moth? Yes. This is a late night ep, had to be quiet to let the bbs sleep. Thanks for listening :^) pls like subscribe rate follow comment mean emojis at us

Starting things off with piss jug updates. We discuss various creative ways to defeat vampires, be it physical weapons or extra chromosomes. The evil cabal of light switch wizards will hate this episode for us revealing the truth. Thanks for listening :^) pls like subscribe heart emoji swipe up/down whatever else u can think of

In this episode we discuss one of the worst rap songs I've ever heard. We talk about really cool AI slurs. Levi talks about nugget man. and much much more. If anyone has any awesome temporary workplace or even home fixes please send it in to us! you can contact us through instagram, tiktok, or even email. all the links are here. https://linktr.ee/largeglasswhitemilk Thanks for listening :^) pls ra...

Fred Durst busted Isaac head open with a golf club. I was confidently wrong about hantavirus and the Straight of Hormuz (I either fell for a 4chan thread, or made it up in my brain. I like my version of events better anyway). Levi investigates becoming an Australian via 1800s crimes. Overall a great cast other than some audio issues. The pink mic is cursed. It shall be exiled. Thanks for listening...