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No new episode this week, but don't worry! You can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD STANDARD. Take a trip down memory lane with us, won't you? This week we're revisiting "Maple Syrup Murder" by Grace Lemon. Cider Island is a small town with a sweet tooth but it seems SOMEONE has a taste for...

This week we're reading "Caught in the Act" by Pam McCutcheon. It's another sequel, folks! Looks like you caught US in the act... of phoning it in! Speaking of, we got another voicemail and they don't sound too happy! --- Check out our friends over at Dead Rabbits here; https://www.deadrabbitsbooks.com/podcast We're on the NET at https://www.bookclubpodcast.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon at http://...

This week we're reading "The Dragon Wakes" by Sarah Dalton. Are you a fan of "A Song of Ice and Fire"? Bummed that the last book will likely never see the light of day? Well, do I have an opportunity for you! Time to get in on the ground floor of an exciting new fantasy series some are calling "pretty similar" to the George R.R. Martin fantasy classic. --- We're on the NET at https://www.bookclubp...

This week we're reading "The Green Knight" by Chris Dietzel. Like science fiction? How about Arthurian legend? What if you didn't have to choose? There's a Galactic war a-comin' and one knight who stands in the way... apparently. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/amznbookclub Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookclub Giv...

This week we're reading "Fat Vampire 3" by Johnny B. Truant. Fat Vampire is back and things are getting downright apocalyptic! It's Vampire vs. Human and our boy Reggie is caught in the middle. Plus, the triumphant return of Charles Barkley! --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookclub Give us a call at 567-309-0357 --- Book Link...

This week we're reading "Texas Twosome" by Debbie White. An investigative journalist finds herself (👏👏👏👏) deep in the heart of Texas - but instead of doing her job, she falls in love with an idiot cop. What else is new? Another airhead cosmopolitan elite falling for the folksy wiles of a good ol' boy. Just as god intended! Giddyup! --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbo...

This week we're reading "Croc's Return" by Eve Langlais. This is a book about a man... who is also a crocodile. It could be literal, it could be metaphorical, it could be a colossal misunderstanding on our part. Either way, we're having fun! Right? Right???? --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookclub Give us a call at 567-309-0...

This week we're reading "Pancakes and Corpses" by Agatha Frost. What can I say? If that title doesn't rev your engine, maybe this ain't the podcast for you. It's a cozy mystery, folks. Get busy listening or get busy dying. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookclub Give us a call at 567-309-0357 --- Music credits: Kevin MacLeod...

This week we're reading "Good Luck Charm" by Kellie McAllen. Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 Ganesh gave us an option between two books - one with a leprechaun and one without a leprechaun. We picked the one with the leprechaun. He overruled us. Not saying this book was BAD, per se. Just saying... it could have used a leprechaun. Enjoy, I guess. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at...

This week we're reading "Buddy's Place" by Bart Steele. This one is personal for us, taking place in Richmond, Virginia - our former home. If there were an Amazon Book Club origin story, this would be it... mostly because the entire book takes place inside a dank bar full of cigarette smoking degenerates. Home sweet home! --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.c...

No new episode this week, but don't worry! You can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD STANDARD. Take a trip down memory lane with us, won't you? This week we're revisiting "Bluegrass Undercover" by Kathleen Brooks. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com...

This week we're joined by special guest Morris Reese! We're reading "Pretty Little Player" by J. Kenner, the story of a man scorned who falls in love with the woman he's hired to PROTECT! That's right, he's a jackbooted private security cuck and he's fixin' to get his groove back. 🙌 Shout out to Morris and his entire extended family. Check out his music here: soundcloud.com/grapeeeeeeeeee --- We'...

This week we're reading "Hick Lawyer" by Corey Burns. If you thought all lawyers were learn-ed city slickers, think again - Hick Lawyer is gonna teach you a thing or two. Plus the triumphant return of THE BOYS! This episode is NOT brought to you by Waterloo Seltzer, though we wish it was. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookc...

This week we're reading "Resurrection" by Michael J. Totten. We made it fifty-odd episodes without dipping into the zombie genre and today we correct that mistake. As per usual, the undead are hungry for brains and our intrepid heroes are chock full of 'em. What else is new? It's zombies, folks. What do you want from me? --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.co...

This week we're reading "Cade" by Liliana Hart. Longtime listeners might recall the name Cade from a number of past episodes - all slightly different but, at their core, undeniably Cade. That's because Cade isn't just one man. He's an idea. He's an archetype. He's an institution. Every great American novel needs it's Cade. A disgruntled Texas lawman with a dark past? That's Cade. A down on his luc...

This week we're reading "Hot Bachelor" by Katie McCoy. That's right - episode FIFTY! The big 5-0. We're officially over the hill, join us as we celebrate with some mind numbing garbage, the story of the hottest bachelor in town. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookclub Give us a call at 567-309-0357

This week we're reading "The Inverted Pyramid" by A.C. Fuller. We're back! Happy 2019, let's kick it off with another BANGER. We made some resolutions and it turns out "make the podcast better" wasn't one of them. New year, same us, get used to it.

Bah! Humbug! 🎄 This week we're reading "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens. Believe it or not, none of us had ever read this holiday classic. (Austin didn't realize "The Muppet Christmas Carol" was originally a book.) So to celebrate Christmas in style, we're giving you the gift of another AMAZON BOOK CLUB CLASSICS EDITION! Ring in the holiday with your favorite marble-mouthed idiots barely re...

This week we're joined by special guest Sean Gubitosi! We're reading "Claus: Legend of the Fat Man" by Tony Bertauski, a gritty, action packed Santa origin story that is both confusing and upsetting. This one will leave you feeling simultaneously festive and disgusted with us as human beings. A real gift that keeps giving! --- Thanks again to our friend and guest Sean Gubitosi (@seangubs) We're on...

This week we're reading "Zambonis and Mistletoe" by Melody Heck Gatto. Who the HECK doesn't love some classic Christmas romance? This book is heavy on schlock and shockingly devoid of both zambonis AND mistletoe. Plus, we've got a VERY exciting present for you: our first fan voicemail! --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @amznbookclub...

This week we're reading "A Hanukkah Miracle" by J.R. Barrett. Happy Holidays, folks! It's time we did our part in the War on Christmas; join us as we honor the great Jewish holiday, Hanukkah. The "Festival of Lights," as Adam Sandler famously coined, is a time for family and friends, but new lovers? Now I've heard everything! This one will warm your heart and light your menorah. --- Shoutouts to:...

This week we're reading "Loving the Texas Lawman" by Charlene Sands. Hope you had a terrific Thanksgiving, I ate too much turkey and forgot everything about this episode. I seem to recall a Texas sheriff's unlikely romance with a lingerie entrepreneur... but perhaps that was Thanksgiving induced delirium. We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.com Follow us on twitt...

This week we're reading "The Magpies" by Mark Edwards. This one's got it all! Sex! Fire! Relentless ass kicking! British slang in a Boston(???) accent! Our first LISTENER MAILBAG! Not to mention, a brand new full length track from the one and only MORRIS REESE! Could you ask for more? Why would you? Who do you think you are??? Check out Morris's SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/grapeeeeeeee...

This week we're reading "Flight 39" by Phillip Peterson. If you had a time machine, what would you do first? Kill baby Hitler? Pft. Amateur. Try killing ADULT Hitler, you coward. That's what the intrepid hero of this week's episode does, and as you might predict, it's a barrel of laughs!

This week we're reading "CapWar ELECTION" by Brandt Legg. It's damn near election day, folks, and we're celebrating the occasion with a political thriller. Feeling anxious about the impending end of the world? Kick back, relax, and enjoy while you still have electricity and running water.