Let's Rewatch

When Xander Cage goes under cover for the US government, he must enlist the help of a teenage girl, a vagrant, a Wiccan and her boyfriend to stop a member of the Insane Clown Posse from figuring out how magnets work. Oh yes, it's the xXx-men: State of the Union with special guest magician Jon Armstrong @cardjon! starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards

When the ghost of Bruce Lee trains a teenager to karate chop Jean-Claude Van Damme while avoiding the wrath of the Insane Cake Posse, it's not even worth making up a fake movie description. Yep, it's No Retreat No Surrender, with special guest comedian Johnny Taylor! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards. Guest starring Johnny Taylor @hipsterocracy.

George the monkey is always running around getting into trouble with the mob, and it's up to the man in the yellow hat to save the day. That's right, we're watching Dick Tracy, starring toxic masculinity, John C Reilly, Al Capone, and Madonna. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards. Guest starring Rob Reich @robsblackandwhitephotos

pauly shore must be stopped. Pauly Shore Must Be Stopped. PAULY SHORE. MUST. BE. STOPPED. God help us, we're watching Bio-Dome. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards. Guest Starring Adam Bash @theadambash

In Trent Reznor's techno-hellscape future, one muppet tries to prove his innocence and solve the mystery of The Strangers. That's right, we're watching The Dark Crystal with Nicholas Tecosky @nikotrotsky, host of Tender Bloodsport @TBloodsport, and narrator of Pat's book Space Tripping! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards.

When Carl Casper (Jon Favreau) quits his restaurant job and opens a food truck, he must fight for his life against a ruthless cast iron cookware salesman from his past (Robert Downey Jr.) while trying to keep his business afloat. That's right, it's Iron Man 2. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest starring Justin Osterling @ohnoJustinO of DRYAD

This week we're watching a chilling exposé on Disney lobbyists' stranglehold on congress and their influence on copyright, trade agreements, and international sanctions. That's right, we're watching Army of Darkness! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards. Guest starring Matt Storm @DJ_Stormageddon and Rachel Schenk @IAMRachelSchenk of @Screen_Snark!

When a Hyborian warlord kidnaps a group of small children to develop a next generation compression algorithm, one kid gets effin ripped and seeks revenge. That's right, we're watching Siliconan Valley, starring Kumail Conanjiani! It's time to pump you up! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards. Guest starring Jason Anarchy, creator of @DrinkingQuest

When his home country breaks out in civil war, John McClane finds himself stranded at the airport with an invalid passport, AGAIN. That's right, it's The Terminal 2: Terminal Longer with special guest Case Aiken @CaseAiken! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards

This week, reckless detective Martin Riggs (John Leguizamo) and about-to-retire Roger Murtaugh (Bob Hoskins) butt heads and work together to uncover a massive drug ring and have a street fight with Gary Busey (Dennis Hopper). That's right, it's Super Mario Bros.!,#? Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, Pat Edwards. Guest starring Geekly's Christina Ladd @oladdiegirl

In a world where dragons are being hunted to extinction, one tiger dares to help a friend. But when the dragon hunters come, will the tiger stand and reveal the secret it struggles to protect? Find out this week as we rewatch Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! When Eddie Murphy is cast down from Mount Olympus, he must lose 250 pounds or forever stay a mortal. But uh oh, Satan (also played by Murphy) has other plans! That's right, it's The Demi-god Professor 2: The Klumps! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards, guest starring Kieran Bennett @mrk_bennett of Geekly Inc, Inks and Issues, and F...

When a chemical attack threatens Gotham City, only a murderous sentient rubber tire has any hope of saving the citizens from certain doom. That's right, we're watching Rubber, staring a tire played by Michael Keaton, and a killer clown played by Jack Nicholson. We all have some pre-viewing thoughts about the new Joker movie (that I totally stand by now having seen it). This episode is a mess. Don'...

Where are the Klowns? Send in the Klowns. What happens when a guy that's klown on his luck decides to turn to a life of crime and murder? That's right, this week we're ditching the format and watching Joaquin Phoenix play DC's Clown Prince of Crime in Killer Klowns From Outer Space.   Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards, guest starring author and cofounder...

It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Coffee is for closers only! What's your name?  F^©K ! YOU!  That's  my name! Some offices can be hectic, others ask you to work weekends. One thing's for sure, after today there's gonna be Space in this Office. Office Space, if you will. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards with special guest Jacqui Castle. Get her n...

This cold war spy thriller follows four reptilian counter intelligence agents attempting to find a literal mole in British Intelligence, aka "The Circus," while avoiding the office document shredder intern. That's right, we're watching Teenage Mutant Tinker Tailor Ninja Soldier Turtle Spy, with special guest Jonah Gregory @aREALjonah of Inks and Issues Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samant...

Roxy Hart has her life derailed when she is sentenced to a minimum-security women's prison in connection with a drug runner 10 years earlier. That's right, we're watching Chicago is the New Black, with special guest Casey Garrison. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards, guest starring Casey Garrison

When a perfumed botanist and an Austrian with a heart of ice set out to take over the town of Gothamham, only one winged turdus migratorius (and his stronger, more skilled, billionaire sidekick) can stop their evil plot. That's right, we're watching Robin (Hood) & Batman: Prince of Thieves... Or something like that. This week we're joined by Geekly cofounders and stars of Greetings, Adventurers! (...

Three astronauts are marooned on a futuristic planet where Wayne's rule and humans are slaves. They soon discover a horrible fate, that they are in fact on Earth, but it's now... The Planet of the Wayne's. That's right, we're watching Wayne's World with Matt Storm from Screen Snark! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, Patrick Edwards, and guest starring Matt Storm @dj_stormage...

Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. One cheer to rule them all, one cheer to find them, one cheer to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. That's right, this week we're watching Lord of the Cheers, Baz Luhrmann's modern adaptation of the classic Tolkien adventure series. Bring It ON. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards

It's a little known fact that behind the family friendly wholesome health food empire that is Bob's Red Mill lies a wild and raunchy history of drugs, prostitution, and adult entertainment. This week, we dive deep into Red Mill's sordid past, and really get to the bottom of things. That's right, we're watching Moulin Rouge! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwar...

When the Nazis summon a demon to dominate the NFL, he joins the Allies as their water boy instead. When the US's new demonic thirst quencher and his fish friend beat up a player, the coach puts them on the team. Now the US has a fighting chance at the Lombardi trophy, but what does Nazi head coach Grigori Rasputin have up his sleeve? Find out on HELLBOY! Now that's some high quality H20! Starring...

Big Fun's "Teenage Suicide Don't Do It" made major ripples throughout the 80's teen suicide comedy genre... wait... this isn't Heathers... Join us as we watch Better Off Dead with special guest Michael Dimauro from Geekly! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards

Join Jake and Elwood MacManus on a mission from God to reunite their band and put on a show while avoiding Willem Dafoe and the Mafia! That's right, this week's movie is The Boondock Saints! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards (cw: terrorism/religious extremism) Donate to the Christchurch shooting fund https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-v...

Every year, one town experiences a solid month of darkness during the winter. Most of the townspeople leave during this time, but Aladdin has decided to stay. When vampires descend on the town, Aladdin must rely on his wits, and his magical genie, to survive. It's 30 Days of Arabian Nights. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards.