Let's Die! 5: Revenant

And on the 3rd day Santa did rise from the snowy ashes of defeat to wreak havoc on his enemies. A harbinger of doom. Emissary of death. Repent! The jolly man cometh... Is that a twinkle in his eye? Nope! Its meth! Let's Die!: The Final Chapter will begin May 1st 2020! Stay safe out there everyone! -- w/ Jazmin & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blak...

Thats it! We did it! Its the season 3 finale? How did we do? You tell us. And also my mom does. Such dishonor I bring. -- w/ Mom & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- Instagram @InstaPodDog -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com -- Facebook @ Pod Dog -- Check out our TeePublic store! https://www.teepublic.com/user/teamcyanide -- Check...

Kim of Kim + Ket Stay Alive... Maybe? returns and we follow up on our love lives in this special Valentines Day episode and Bret does something drastic. Apologies for the technical difficulties. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around or hurt you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie or desert you. -- w/ special guest Kim Burns...

In this spoiler heavy retrospective of Star Wars and especially of The Rise of Skywalker, Bret loses his damn mind and Hannah and Chris must suffer his existence. Im like you, I also wish for his eternal silence! Pass me that water bottle! Stay off the counters! -- w/ Hannah, Chris & Bret -- Check out Beasts of Bermuda on Steam! A dinosaur survival game where YOU are the dinosaur! -- https://www.y...

Shhhh! Keep your voice down! Your going to get us all killed. Just dissipate into the soothing, relaxing sound of my voice and listen as Mom and Jazmin try to stay within the confines of this Quiet Place. Now, what are we having for dinner? Pizza? On you? Sweet! -- w/ Mom, Jazmin & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- In...

Our final foray into Echo madness concludes with whatever this thing is. Seriously, getting broken by broken games is no joke, but this time it's funny! Sigh. All in service to our listener zombieship. We love you, you cold hearted monsters, you. Don't forget your keys by the way, they're in the couch cusions. -- w/ Nic & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by...

Oh for the love of Hagrid what have we done. We are so, so, sorry. Hope you enjoy this episode about Harry Potter but when you don't, please forgive us. Oh, and my sisters are back. And Jacob. Blame them! -- w/ Savana, Jacob, Jazmin & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- Instagram @1TeamCyanide -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com --...

In this final Bandersnatched episode thanks to the war on Lets Die by Tom Jones, Hannah suffers a birthday unnending. Listen on as she ages indefinitely and becomes a monster time and time again! No, really, Happy birthday Hannah! -- w/ Hannah & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- Instagram @1TeamCyanide -- LetsDiePod@g...

Taylor returns and bears witness to Bret's evil plot to blow up the moon! We talk about a world with no moon as we warm up the ballistics, pew pew! WHERE ARE MY SHARKS WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS!? -- w/ Taylor & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- Instagram @1TeamCyanide -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com -- Facebook @ After Darkrai...

Were on a roadtrip to Dallas and my mom has taken it upon herself to read us the magical tale of how Batman met the Ninja Turtles. Tune in for an abridged telling of this classic caper! Apologies for the roadtrip level quality. Bet my Dad is enjoying his life choices right now. -- w/ Mom, Dad & Bret -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @Let...

Let's get ho-ho-horrible! What the hell is this? The clone wars? A dimensional rift? Some Dr. Who nonsense. In any case, Santa won't tolerate non-believers, other holidays and especially not imposters! Time to sleigh them and deck the halls... with their blood! HO HO HOOOO PUNK! -- w/ Santa and Santa -- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpmMF01lRPH5VV12yaTOndg -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @Le...

It's the reason for the season and my hostesses with the mostesses compete in a game of murderous population control! So get ready, all emergency services have been suspended and all things are legal for the next 12 hours including this podcast! -- w/ Taylor, Jazmin & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- Instagram @1TeamCyanide -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com -- Facebook @ After Darkrai...

Nicodemus Rexx, Chris and Zo all return for this firesale of a podcast! We talk about Black Friday survival, the horrors of retail and how much people can suck. - w/ Zoey, Chris, Nic & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Check out Nic at the following places, be sure to say hi and buy some art off him! -- https://www.facebook.com/ProjectRexx/ -- twitch.tv/NicodemusRexx -- Twitter @NicodemusRexx -- htt...

The Podmom returns for this garbly gook Thanksgiving episode based in the Netflix film I Am Mother. We talk about familial expectations, child murder and why you should always listen to your mommy. -- w/ Mom & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- Instagram @1TeamCyanide -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com -- Facebook @ After Darkrai x Let's Die! -- Check out our TeePublic store! https://www....

Dava is snatched back into the year 2005 where dubious decisions are frought with questionable outcomes and mired in impossibility! Will Dava come out of this and still want to be on the show later? Hold your breath... go ahead... I'll wait... -- w/ special guest Dava & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Check out Dava at http://www. TheSpiderLady.com and on Instagram at The. Anderson. Pooper -- Inst...

Nic returns to play Infected on the Amazon Echo and we fall in love with a mysterious samurai master deep in the woods on an emotional journey borderlining on the forbidden fruits of passion. #TeamLucas baby! You know, all those katana wielding honorable martial arts masters in the woods? Dime a dozen, homeslice. - w/ special guest Nicodemus Rexx & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Check out Nic at...

Oooh no! There goes Tokyo! Go go Dangzilla! EeeeEEee! We all do our best Godzilla roars as we welcome first time guest: streamer, musician and all around cool guy Tyson Dang! Does he have what it takes to put up with the nonsense that is this show! Can he help us survive Godzilla? What are you doing reading this? Who reads the description before listening to the show anyway? Oh well. Happy birthda...

Kim returns and brings her super cool podpartner Ketryn to talk (sort-of) about Pennywise, but mostly it's an interview with Kim + Ket Stay Alive, Maybe... where they're funny and charming and Im just terrible. Seriously. What is this show anymore? Do I even host, bro? Kill me God. High caliber rounds pls. Happy Halloween! -- w/ special guests Kim Burns, Ketryn Porter &.... Bret -- Music by Matt B...

We are joined by musical guest who isnt going to play music for us Matt Blaker! And he's here to dream up a nightmare world in which our Halloween specials descend. Just kidding! Wake up! Seriously! You were calling out in your sleep... something about a crappy podcast... the terror! -- w/ special guest Matt Blaker, Hannah & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- LetsDiePod@gmail.c...

Michael Abbey returns oh so soon to talk about Michael Myers, the mask wearing knife weilding psycho who kills people. Im sensing a trend for this run of Halloween episodes... Speaking of which, Trick R Treat! ... Carrots!? You suck! -- w/ special guest Michael Abbey & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Check out Michael on the Brunch Box podcast on Soundcloud & at thebrunchboxfoodtruck.com and on Tw...

Special guests of the Killer's Crawlspace podcast Bruce and Olivia get a little Che Che and a little Ha Ha on the first of our Halloween specials featuring the hockey-faced machete-weilding classic: Jason! Do they have what it takes to survive? Seriously tho, I lost my contact in the pool. Everyone stop what you're doing and help me look! -- w/ special guests Bruce & Olivia, Wes & Bret -- Music by...

We play the Amazon Echo choose-your-own-adventure voice activated game Infected with returning bad boy of the art world: Nicodemus Rexx! That $1.60 broke me y'all. Whats that you got there? Cereal? No thanks dairy just slays my guts. Thanks tho -- w/ special guest Nicodemus Rexx & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Check out Nic at the following places, be sure to say hi and buy some art off him! --...

We gettin' that alien booooty at the dry blood-stained desert around Area 51, makin' it clap with all the Xenomorphs and then later Jazmin and Wes try to survive the perils of being isolated on a space ship, hunted by the universe's most nasty of nasty bois. Why? Because in space nobody reads the episode descriptions. -- w/ Jazmin, Wes & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- LetsD...

In this special After Darkrai crossover event we mix up the format baby, yeah! We talk about the coming release of Detective Pikachu on home media, how to survive the soul-swapping Mewtwo and more Pokémon stuff than you can shake a Metapod at. They're like sticks right?-- w/ Hannah, Jazmin, Savana, Mom & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod @AfterDarkrai -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com -- F...

Welcome to a brand new A Very Special Afterschool Special feature for season 3: Bandersnatched! The follow up to Season 2's Super Bandersnatch Bros., follow a whole new host of victims as they navigate a perilous world of dubious decisions! -- w/ Taylor & Bret -- Music by Matt Blaker -- Twitter @LetsDiePod -- LetsDiePod@gmail.com -- Facebook @ Let's Die! The Podcast -- Check out our TeePublic stor...