Let Them Fight: A Comedy History Podcast

Today we're headed to America's heartland, the midwest. AKA, the fattest and most boring part. But while Verne Miller, the man we'll be talking about, managed to do a metric shit ton of different things in his life, he was neither fat nor boring. He treated real life like a Fallout game, just jumped from side quest to side quest, occasionally did a main quest, then murdered whoever he felt like. A...

On this episode we'll be talking about why you should never trust anyone in the medical field. Amy Archer-Gilligan and Harold Shipman took on different kind of patients, but they both came to the same conclusion, "these bodies don't have enough poison in them." Which is pretty shoddy medical work if I'm being honest. It doesn't take a whole PHD to figure that out. And if you've been disappointed b...

We got another Polack for you today, dear listeners, Richard Kuklinski. This one may be familiar to you though. While most of the Polish people in history have been the victims of evil, this one decided instead to lean into the evil and become a big ol' piece of shit. In so very, many ways. And we're gonna talk about 'em. So strap yourself in for the ride, and enjoy!

We got another interesting one for you today, dear listeners. Mathew Charles Lamb is one confusing ass dude. His life starts off going pretty crazy in one direction, then outta nowhere it goes bonkers in a completely unexpected new direction. It's like somebody writing their first novel and they have no clue what they want their protagonist to do, or what they want the setting or theme to be. But...

Today we have two young men that just wanted one thing in life, to shoot down the Japanese. George Welch and Kenneth Taylor definitely got their wish, and were even dressed up for the occasion. They're also proof that not everyone can be as good as we are at telling badass stories about real life pipe hitting motherfuckers. Sometimes people will take that story, millions of dollars, and two OK act...

Today we're talking about a man who believed the future was in anarchy. But rather than just buy some overpriced wristbands at a Hot Topic and blog about how nobody understands him like all these modern day "anarchists," this dude went all over Russia and Ukraine dick punching any Tsarists or Bolsheviks that got in his way. And he made damn sure they were in his way, because this man loved dick pu...

We're keeping the "guys who have been in movies" theme going this week and talking about Herbert Blitzstein. A different kind of nightmare than we usually cover, this Chicago Outfit goon was a Jew that acted more guinea than most Italians. A truly horrifying monster. But it definitely led to an interesting life. And it's been a while since we covered a goomba so here ya go, scumlings. Enjoy!

We have a first for you today, dear listeners. A story that starts with "god told me to do it," that doesn't end with a bunch of innocent people weeping. Desmond Doss was about as badass as a person can be without ever actually fighting. Credit where it's due, the guy stuck to his code and is responsible for saving a lot of people that would have otherwise died. And for getting Mel Gibson another...

Today it's time for another hardcore pipe hitting motherfucker from the Civil War, William Tecumseh Sherman. He may have gotten off to a slower start than some of the other military badasses we've talked about, but he did go on to become Grant's number 2, and Georgia's daddy. This man made the whole state his bitch and they've never forgotten. Hell, it's still flaming in Atlanta to this day. Anywa...

We have an interesting bit of scumnuttery for you today, dear listeners. Sure there are the usual parts of murder and mayhem and all that, but then everything else about this guy is pretty unique from his, well, let's call them peers. Also we may have finally found the one place in the world where the cops are actually competent. Who'd have thought it'd be fucking Rhode Island? Anyways, enjoy!

It's time to take a trip to the fairy tale land of hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. And also an endless parade of broken rebellions. Nobody has failed to throw off the shackles of their oppression more than Ireland. Today we're gonna talk about an Irish dude that gave it his all to whip the English back in the 1600s, and had to fight a massive uphill battle against increasingl...

It's been a minute since we went to the times before that Jesus fellow, so we decided today was the day. We're talking about Mithridates, sixth of his name, and apparently "the great." Why are we talking about him, you ask? Well this half-Greek, half-Persian bastard really pissed off the Romans, and we will always celebrate anybody who makes those dumb proto-guineas angry. Also there's plenty of b...

Well, dear listeners, we have an interesting one for you today. We're talking about Nidal Hasan, and if that name didn't give away his Palestinian roots then his eyebrows should. Now I'm sure some of you will recognize that name, but the rest of you are gonna remember it after this for sure. Ol' Nidal decided to join up with the US Army, but his story branches off in a very different direction tha...

In shocking news, we have another fun ass dude from the Revolutionary War that got skipped over by all my history teachers. Fuckin' public school. Israel Putnam went from uneducated farmer to one of the highest ranks of the Continental Army, and dude had nuts the size of cannonballs. How did he not get even a mention? Also he had a huge impact on the cigar industry almost by happenstance. Basicall...

Today we're talking about a true American badass, Cassius Marcellus Clay. No, not that one, just look at the picture. But if you want a guy that took no shit from anyone and oved knocking people out, then you have found the right man. Admittedly, there's some weirdness at the end...but everything before that was dope, so enjoy!

We're kicking this week off with a bang talking about one badass soldier named Fitzroy Maclean. Now, the British army is full of some of the worst names for just about everything. I mean, c'mon, knights of the garter? But they more than make up for it by bringing in all the baddest Irish and Scottish shitkickers they can find to shore up that inherent English weakness. Some of the things Fitzroy a...

We're closing out our last episode with Matt Cole before his desert departure with a fun, badass pirate for y'all, dear listeners. Anne Bonny had a pretty privileged upbringing, and could have had a real solid, but boring, regular life. She said, "fuck that, I want to hang out with scumbags and rob people." We approve. This made for one hell of a more interesting story as she pirated around doing...

As our Patreon listeners already know, this week we're joined by Matt Cole one last time before he goes off to build himself a chrysalis in the desert, so that he may emerge a beautiful, fat, drunken butterfly. And we've already inflicted enough nightmares on him on this show so today we're telling him a good old fashioned cowboy story. Dan Bogan started off kind of a bitch, but eventually became...

Today we're talking about another badass in the sky, but not a pilot. Ben Kuroki overcame a shit ton of prejudice to get into the US military during World War 2 right after Pearl Harbor, AKA the peak of Japanese hate. But just joining wasn't enough for ol' Ben, he wanted to shoot the fuck outta some sky Nazis so he became a tail gunner. But even that wasn't enough, because he wanted to go fight th...

Today we're heading way back in time to one of the Norse countries. Everybody is kinda split on which one this dude is from, and really if they wanted it to be easy to tell them apart they wouldn't all look the same. Anyways, Rollo was one real deal ass kicker, and he made the French hate his guts for years and years. But there really wasn't much they could do about it, dude went on to become one...

It's time to talk about the only Hungarian anybody has ever heard of, Elizabeth Bathory. And don't worry, this broad is just as awful and heinous as we were all told in the various stories we heard growing up. Of course, there might be some exaggeration or what not going on, but she was still a piece of shit. Though on this podcast, especially after the start to the week, she's like a breath of fr...

It's time to take a trip down to Colombia, the country known for cocaine and murder. Not to be confused with Columbia the school known for law students, which are way worse because they become lawyers.  But well, I gotta be honest, even they aren't as bad as our person today. I don't wanna spoil anything by saying what kind of crimes Luis Garavito committed but, if he hit the main line in a US pri...

After Tuesday's crimes against humanity episode, we thought it'd be best to do a nice lighthearted episode. Just kidding, it's more nightmares! We're talking about Robin Gecht and his Ripper Crew, named such in homage to Jack the Ripper, so you can probably guess what they did. The murders are just the start though, plenty of twists and surprises to be had when it comes to these half-smart psychop...

Welcome back, dear listeners! It's time for another trip to Russia, and guess what we found? That's right, crimes against humanity, how could you possibly guess that? Lavrentiy Beria was an especially heinous pile of shit that is responsible for the deaths of a mind bogglingly high number of people. He also single handedly propped up the flower industry in the Soviet Union in the worst possible wa...

Well, dear listeners, to those of you that have demanded more scum, this episode is for you. Francisco Macias Nguema single handedly did more damage to Equatorial Guinea than any natural disaster has done to any country ever. This dude is more fucked up than mother nature at her most furious. And boy was he crazier than a shithouse rat. He even created a new political stance that is the most parad...