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Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/1xDl8iE The video I sent Aleks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHpfGf_bFps Talking Points: Edward Drinker Cope, Othniel Charles Marsh, Joseph Leidy,dog hecking robloxoof irl bridge,old man yaoi,the netflix adaptation,kids just want a hand out (gets 250 acres from the government),punchable gentlemen,the beards,the linkara dinosaur elasmosaurus platyurus,the 500 too...

The story of a rich hollywood family and their dangerous affinity for big cats. Talking Points: Tippi Hedron, the Apocalypto Jaguar puppet,tiger king,stabbing a squishmallow,Independent Film Channel,Seven cats,Batman dinner parties,lions lions lions lions lions,the gangly tigers,Union Guildelines,Judo chops,Menards meat buckets,Tads Werner Herzog impression sounds like Gordon Ramsay,Goosing around...

(Episode recorded 12/31/2023 maybe 5 hours before the start of 2024 THE FINAL YEAR.) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/paESzx7 Talking Points: THE FINAL YEAR(next year),the NPC maid class,William Wallace,2023 Psychic predictions,a black woman is speaking,listen and learn,yakuza pajamas,trailer park boys,bargain bins of bloomington,the runescape relapse(UNEXPECTED!),dirty goose ornament,The Armenian...

The boyz™️ (Aleks and Tad) talk about their AI chicanery, Wal-Mart CART LORE, the PiiU and the Pac-Man holocaust(?!?!) (Episode recorded 11/10/2023) Imgur Album (Required viewing): https://imgur.com/a/fWCga1R Talking Points: Make me chinese,yogscastman,the great ai art debate,the dreamworks guy,AI cheatcodes,facebook marketplace,pods that go hard,demonbane sword,WALMART LORE,the pain frequency,the...

(Episode recorded 10/24/2023) Original Full-Stream (including jokes I cut out due to working mostly in a visual medium) - https://youtube.com/live/QPd9g6RZGKc Talking Points: the hookah torch,heat up the nail,I showed my stream key on stream of course,keyboard woes,unions and rice,lawnmower dad gaming,Gee Chicago,the bussey returns,Tad doesn't know what an elk is and thinks its a deer-camel,skip s...

(Episode recorded 9/9/2023) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/ZtES7b3 Talking Points: friendzoning Gale,dis arm oh you mean THIS arm,let the skeleton in,forevrial cucking him and mcLovin it,the spicy silver sword of the astral plane,the haunted copy of baldurs gate,spongebob at the RNC,FE7,meth creatine powder,the heaviest sword,juicing eliwood,Aleks goes full OSRS Settled SwampMan,chudcel,wigglest...

THE SPONGEBOB DENTIST, THE MESSAGE AND ACCIDENTAL GALE HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY! These topics and more in our Noyz Boyz special covering Baldurs Gate 3 (Episode recorded 8/28/2023) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/sAqNYiI Talking Points: eceleb products,Uncle Dane the Predator Main,the furry pound,lawnmower test,emesis blue,Tad Beckdel test,where did the scout VA go,spongebob dentist,poor people healthc...

The Russian history series continues!  This episode, Aleks covers the dissolution of the USSR after The Great Human Event of Chernobyl and the fall of the Berlin wall.  Also, the drunkest election, Mikhail Gorbachev's pizza palace and even more! Image shownotes: https://imgur.com/gallery/SEa9tW7 Talking Points: soviet quota reporting,russian wagies aka ragies,boneitis,the great human event,meat cl...

28:00 forward we go deep on zelda tears of the kingdom.  We remain mostly spoiler free throughout the episode but some mechanics and ideas get spoiled so watch out.   Schizo Shirt (in LMTYA blue!) https://imgur.com/a/wKolLOI Also, Tad's zelda clips https://imgur.com/a/5vSGrR0   I want to know your zelda moments!  Tell me your favorite moments because this game is amazing and everyone tackles thing...

(10 minutes pass before we cross the monkey-stream barrier)   Some technical issues were present in this episode. We lost both of our source audio so this was a backup discord recording of our audio. I cleaned it up as best I could but you'll notice Joe cutting in and out sometimes sadly.   edited from the livestream found here https://youtube.com/live/RoLz3ia0m7c   Talking Points: poggies animal...

Did you know its actually really easy to hack your New Used New 3DSxl? Eagle eyed listeners may just hear the traditional 'oh they're recording a podcast?  Better do the entire kitchen worth of dishes' as well as Aleks' dog Jake just going fucking wild on a toy.  Really fuckin it up.   *IMPORTANT* We recorded this before Nintendo dropped a new update at the end of May 23.  Be smart and find a WRIT...

Talking Points: the sexy hitler to mario pipeline, SIGMARIO IS REAL, luigi gets hoe'd, the CYOA Mario books, girlboss peach and the AI algorithm meltdown, take the L(uigi), he never becomes fire mario, soy off, arcade foot, everyone remembers FLUNKY the ghost, Carn-Evil strats for the 2000s, card captor sakura, the raving rabbids machine, more kid Aleks shenanigans, penny slots, INFINITY STOOOOOOO...

Tad reveals the secret project he's been working on for the past 2, count em, 3 years!    Talking Points: The MINES (Gravel and bitcoin), meth pachyderm, sham WOW of horse poop, hacking your 3ds to watch MORBIUS is surprisingly easy to do, Aleks unironically likes fire emblem now, the Xeno(something) of videogames, the final fantasy of videogames, Warding you away from Ward, telegram hotdog emoji,...

It's Christmas time and you know what that means...Grandpa's about to have another 'senior moment' with the Mall Santa and 'Happy Holidays' :-)   Tad and Joe take you on a Christmas themed tour of Awful Google Reviews of Mall Santas, Tree Farms, and the worlds most AMAZING Roller Coaster!   Original Stream: https://youtu.be/o2STEaP_e7Q Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, Google...

[Originally streamed LIVE 11/19/22 this has been edited and touched up to be easier for an archival viewing.  You can find the original here https://youtu.be/qN-EJa4nXpQ] The POLITICAL SHAKEUP OF THE CENTURY - https://twitter.com/LetMeTellYouPD/status/1597294555510247428 In a special Awful Google Reviews episode Joe and Tad will be browsing Fiverr store and with the live audience's direction, will...

[This episode was livestreamed on 11/13/2022 and has been edited to be more enjoyable in an audio only state] Talking Points: pet friends for VERY friendly pets, Shrekfest '22, distillate bubby, "you have to get dry whenever you get wet", DUI Joe, the demon door granny, joe finds a needle, cool caves off the tracks, tad the pumpkincuck, a live domestic dispute, making a portal to equestria, sandy...

The Finale of Camp Tell You Boutee??!? [gone clickbait.  Not Sexual] After part one's introduction to the wonderful and SANE internet demon mommy community, we take part ourselves and through our own letters of intent + Listener submitted stories we put our money where our mommy is and see if we can Netflix n Chill with an 'Astral Pleasure Being' Also, we find out you can just buy one on Etsy for...

Hello Campers! Our activity this year is summoning our own succubus's (succubi?) We recount several stories from members of the internet succubus summoning community (Quora, Reddit, 4Chan) to prepare our campers for the quicky-quick with assistance from Drew Brees, Kitten-Morningstar, and the illustrious Mother-Anon You may hear my cat scratching at the door. Ignore him. As far as I know he's not...

Original livestreamed video: https://youtu.be/GqbPAIHzhsQ In this episode of Awful Google Reviews we cover a variety of camps you can banish your children to so they stop playing Angry Birds on their phone and get some REAL sunshine! We also visit an unfortunate lake and Tad is challenged to taste the goo-goo juice. This episodes hosts are: Tad, Joe and the ETERNAL SHOOTING STAR IDOL Nyaru-Chan! h...

Welcome to camp 'Tell-You-Boutee!' Your parents paid an exorbitant amount of money for you to be out in these woods. I hope you enjoy the SPOOKY STORIES Counselor Tad, Joe and Kirsten prepared for your first week! (By the way all of them are definitely 100% real and WILL attack if you don't clean up your trash during lunch.) Cryptids in order of appearance: https://imgur.com/a/AjXg7uw Talking Poin...

Someone said something about 4/13 being a big deal? Not quite sure what they meant by that. But what I DO know is that Tad n Joe catch up, and those morbidly obese TV people drink ketchup. That's a little trick we in the podcast business (or, podophiles as we refer to ourselves in our community) like to employ on the reg (regular.) Primary Goofs: We write every My 600 Pound Life episode, NFT colle...

Google Review Roundup #4! We find 'helpful' advice from your hometown heros! In this episode we adopt a horse! Tad also accidentally shows his for real actual credit card information. Oops! Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail! I'd like to hear from you! Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify ► https://www.lmty...

I debut my vTuber persona...on the video version on Youtube: https://youtu.be/pjrrvwkXCO4 In this episode I duet with the fabulous (failed) idol Nyaruu-chan to talk about idol culture, vtubing, parasocial relationships, and how yaoi fanfics could bring down the Chinese government. (Check out Nyaruchuuu's streams below! They're very funny! And good!) 👾Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu 🔴You...

(This Noyz Boyz was recorded 12/8/2021 and was streamed live on Youtube.) https://youtu.be/eCa4-eMl_eY I've edited the original broadcast down and cleaned up the audio to make it better for a purely audio episode. As a result some of the questions got trimmed down or cut out for audio issues or to make things flow a bit better. I kept as much of the fan questions in as I could while keeping the au...

The fellas get Midwest-normal'd and watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie from 1993. A total flop turned cult classic! In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ (also called work or worked), as a noun, is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not stage...