Less Than Negative Podcast

Just wait for the LTN cut of Justice League. It will be a run time of 15 minutes but it will be the best 15 minutes of your goddamn life! This week, the boy talk Justice League, Snyder vs. Whedon, buff boys and chest hair, Suicide Squad, Nic Cage money hole, the Casey Ryback special, Invincible, and tilling shit with Tio.

The boys are using their Biden bucks for better audio equipment because this episode is rough. Just the way your mom likes it. This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank talk about the dumbest things like unfuckable rabbits, the Staircase, internet sleuths, Coming To America 2, cgi vs practical, planes, gun safety and the Crow, Possessor, Master and Commander is better than Greyhound, WWII movies, homeless...

***WARNING*** My pop filter on my mic was lost so it sounds like I'm a mouth breather in the episode. Seriously, it's pretty heavy breathing if you can stomach it. Sorry guys. But rather that waste the boy's time we are going to release it RAW, UNCOOKED, AND UNFILTERED!!! In this piece of shit, we discuss brisket and the Texas snow-vid, drinking boredom, workout sticks and survival, Teddie boy, ch...

That's correct ladies and gentlemen. We are putting it all on black and letting it ride! This week, Phil, Cody, Tio, Em-Tee, and Frank are here to give you poor financial planning. They hash out the LTN short, reddit subs, anime tiddies, Luke jizz, more baby Yoda, Wandavision, Justice League cuts, the Sopranos prequel, the conjuring cinematic universe, zombie clean, and the Ruby Rhod sex appeal.

So a short bus straight up ruined any chance for a capital live show. Thanks, douche canoes. This week, the boy hash it out with capital fun, critical thinking and rabbits, selling out to social media, the battlestar galatical greta connection, COVID and burning in Hell, Tenet, thinking while watching tv, expanse, and Screech getting cancer.

The day after New Years 2020, the gang continues soldiers on with the drinking. Is it a sign of things to come, a desperate act of defiance, or the depressing calling card of your favorite man-children? You decide. This week, Phil, Cody, Em-Tee, and El-Tiorino mull over domestic and 40 hands, freebasing booze, oxygen highs, interactive art, utopia, scifi shows, wando woman and infinite dwayne john...

Christmas has officially begun! It's the LTN Die Hard Special!!!

There's a lot to disagree with in this episode, but one thing is certain. If you don't like Palenque, you are a filthy subhuman. Phil, Cody and El-Tiorino kick back and discuss like gentlmen COVID tests, Taco Palenque, Mel Gibson and Christmas, Die Hard, Elliot Page petitions, dick enhancements, Tenet and stupid sound, Sound of Metal, Mando and Disney+, cynism, and jewish Spider-man?

Season 3 is here! Phil, Cody, Tio, and EmTee put their minds together to solve the world's problems and find time to discuss Empire, 936 and more COVID fun, Trump's out and Secret Service undies, Twitch wrestling, Star Wars books, its american to fuck over people, chess, the Old Guard, superhero morals and RDJ, and superjews.

As the sun starts to set on the year, Phil and Cody pull the curtain across season 2.

You may notice that there is a jarring cut around the 7 minute mark. That is due to our recording bot freaking out. In the words of our wise member Tiorino, “Fuck Craig.” This week the boys welcome new blood with Mike. So this FNG, Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, and EmTee kick around rocking the vote, voting for tots, eating cereal wrong, a crazy uber, home repair boys, Spider Jerusalem, condiment contraban...

We don’t like to look at the coming apocalypse as getting worse. We look at it getting more funnerer. This week, Phil, Tio-Bob, Cody get on the trump coaster, earock, door to door, alone, Shiner, Popeyes is the shiznit, The Boys, the Walking Dead problem, Disney+, and Malkavich.

We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, burning in our hearts. Phil, Cody, Em Tee, and Frank don their protective gear and put out the fires of Class action park, roller coasters and up in the air, Luke vs LTN, Fred’s showdown, Netflix thing via proxy, cutting cords, comic book movies hate, Dune, the Gunslinger, America's dick, general reveal, California burning, and Doom.

Comprised of the classiest of gentlemen, the most cavalier chaps, and the fanciest of fancy pants, the LTN crew is going to social grace all over dat ass. This week, Phil, Cody, EmTee, and Frank discuss fancy pants theatre, mouth surprises, power pills and Shia Ledouche, will vs. denzel, keenu, rip Chadwick, heated posturing, politics and oh shit here we go again, topped with Cody's anger at Fury.

With all this COVID, civil unrest, political vomit this year we sure found ourselves in an American Pickle. Hyuck. Hyuck. This week, Phil, Cody, and Tio have civil discourse on such topics as mason and ugly people, Bradley Cooper's onion's, quality beer, energy drinks and coffee time, carpenter Bob, Yellowstone, California transplants, world wide racists, oriental snacks, wine by Phil, beruit numb...

If the US bans Tik Tok, all of the boys dance moves will be for nothing. This week, the boys are back yapping about Chinese apps, advertising and noodles, home security, larry bird tomatoes, home repair, Mr. No-Hobby phil, masculine soap making, additives, Ip Man 4 and beating women, getting phones, lawn care and HOA, and Bob things.

The boys would like to inform you that due to their deadly mastery of martial arts, they have vowed never to practice their skills again and to instead produce their art of drunken podcasting. The boys kick around classy dining, the finest chicken in the land, big brothers and bad burgers, martial art mastery, COVID movie nights, Valley outbreaks, fence guys, the worst movie Cody has ever seen, Bi...

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by the letter “S” for substandard, and the number 19. It’s not our best work since it highlights our fatigue and frustration with everything around us. We’ve included it kinda like a marker but also as it would be hypocritical not to. The gang kicks around covid scares, Spike Lee, HBOMax, right to be a dick, male dildos and baby carrots, rabbit hole, g...

The LTN crew is saying F this world in the A. We're taking the next SpaceX flight out and drinking until we hit Mars. The boys discuss Alamo Whiskey, riots, cop fun, gun fun, sicarion villains, Twitter and Trump, ice cream of death, vape bros (again), SpaceX and Space Force, Star Trek uniforms, and Buzz Lightyear.

Stay back six feet you sick scumbags! The boys are making a podcast and don’t have to for the circle, circle, dot, dot. Phil, Cody, Tio, and Empty hash out Too getting plugged, delivery protocol, putting on the damn mask, drinking alone tips, coffee, flood of misinformation, DIY arcades, Extraction, Chuck Norris’s crappy movies, and the rotting corpse of Curly.

While the rest of the world is faking their ninjitsu skills with their phoney masks, the LTN crew wants you to know they are the real deal and will karate chop you in the face if you try to front. It·s a full house with Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, Frank, and Em-Tee and they kick around ninja masks and protestors, disinfecting your soul, four more years, hotness vs arrogance, Phil got converted, Dundee's...

It’s a full Corona fueled house party as Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, Empty, and Frank tip their fedoras to all the health care workers earning their stripes. Keep their six feet distance, the boys discuss essential-ass employees, 5g conspiracy theories, Gary Oldman, Tio-Bob’s Jim Carrey induced flashbacks, tiger king true crime, cancel culture, lgbtqabcdefg and Pat, Cody's crazy, alien movies, boobies to...

Either someone is making a Godzilla-sized mummy costume or the country got explosive diarrhea all at once. It's a full house as alternative wipers discuss fear and panic in the streets, supplies and bidets, water treatment, the Rock app, remaking Big Trouble, the Transformers and G.I. Joe cartoon movies, wrastlin, creeper yoga, Dolly Parton tit charity, HBO, and Corona tips and tricks.

All the boys want on their European trip is pizza. Just hold the corona. This week, it’s a full house with Phil, Cody, Tio, Frank, and EmTee. The boys mull over burgers and HEB, Em-Tee’s baby naming, pornhub virus updates, hustlers, sexual assault of a dragon, karate senseis and baby raising, old wrestling and xfl, and the last of Phil.

Wrapped in cellophane and armed with Purell loaded super-soakers, the boys set out to China to confront the scourge head on. Phil, Cody, and Frank kick around the oscars winners and the wutang virus, hollywood director reps, parasite and other korean movies, dracula fan fiction, docubullshit, Johnny "The Black Eye" Sizzle, the raps and the hustle of viper, and shots!!!