Legs & Eggs

Legs & Eggs

Comedy EN ↓ 59 episodes

Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are. You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

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Legs & Eggs

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Latest episode

Aug 28, 2025

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Episodes

Achievement Unlocked 11.09.2023

Twenty-two years. The Deuce-Deuce. Dos Equis but with towers instead of horses.  Did we forget? We would never. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FEMA is a Joke 07.09.2023

We have two, count them, TWO of the nicest and most likeable guests this week! First, Fupa and Heather talk to Fox from the  Conspiracy Soldiers Podcast, who happens to be one of the coolest podcasters in the business. He is just sick and tired of what is going on in the world. He also agrees that Billy Joel has a punchable face, so that instantly makes him one of us! Next, we have J Hizzle t...

I can smell your sausage 24.08.2023

This week we welcome Lucas Daniels from the podcast Broken Shovel: Homesteading for a Sustainable Future . He talks to Sara and Klem about living a self-sustaining lifestyle and lessening our reliance on Capitalism by commerce, trade, and helping within our own communities. He also makes his own hot sauce! Plus, what would Karl do with a life-size Karl doll? We get serenaded by J Robert Oppenhieme...

Cornography 10.08.2023

It’s August 10, 2023, so Happy Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Day for all who celebrate! We have jam packed so much in this week’s episode! Obviously, we talk about losing a National Treasure—Pee Wee Herman. We have Tommy Shrimps back answering No Fap, and we deep dive into conspiracy theories; how they can start, why some people believe them, and how there can usually be some truth to some (...

When Cum is Involved There is No Ethics 27.07.2023

From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps ! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horn...

It's Truck Month! 13.07.2023

Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corp...

How do I get to the dark web? 29.06.2023

We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics…Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one!  Want more Legs and Eggs? Of cou...

The Glory Hole Franchise 15.06.2023

This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner , from Epsidode 22,  I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah . He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snipp...

It's not a MAGA cake 01.06.2023

This week we talk to Chad, who is a really interesting person. He is a disabled vet and a former long-haul truck driver. He had some great stories for us, and lives in an actual haunted house. We have a song from our friend Stewart of the 21st Century Podcast (follow him on Twitter!), Florida Man, and, after you hear the story, you will never look at raw chicken the same way. Our t-shirts have bee...

Balls Out 25.05.2023

We’re back bitches! An all new, better than ever episode is ready for your listening pleasure! This week we have No Fap, The Origin of RickRoll, Florida Man, a sure billboard-topping hit, written and performed by Fupa Jones, and of course, the four of us just being, well, us.  Our t-shirts have been flying off the shelves! I get it. A Legs and Eggs T poolside is hot. Get one for yourself, or maybe...

If you wanna C Hole 18.05.2023

This week’s episode is going to be a compilation of some of our favorite clips. We are taking a week off to do some behind the scenes retooling and will be back next week with an all new episode. Plus, Fupa bought some Swiss cheese and we may need to have an intervention. Love karaoke? Sara does! Download the StarMaker app and look for SaratheRuthless. Sing with Sara and chat live! It is an absolu...

Take My Balls Home 11.05.2023

This week, we have more of our conversation with the amazing Brianna, who is such a fun person to talk to. We talk more politics and why it is all just so freaking messed up. Plus, a certain child actor who is now an absolute hot mess, and anything else that popped into our heads. Here at Legs and Eggs, we love to hate politics and politicians. The majority of them just suck. There are ways to fix...

I can't believe it's not buttah 04.05.2023

This week we have the rest of the interview with Joseph Longwell, The Bearded Turner . He is such a good guest. We talked about anything and everything this week. Some toilet humor, some politics, (wait, isn’t that the same thing?) and of course, some Billy Joel. How did Billy Joel propose to his fourth wife? The Bearded Turner has the inside scoop.  There is so much more in this week’s episode! Y...

The Couch in Pickle Park 27.04.2023

Another week, another episode of Legs & Eggs. We have Stewart from  21st Century Podcast  with us again, and more from Herp Burglar. This week’s episode is so good. Right out of the gate, we start off by discussing make out point and where they were when we were kids. Of course, the conversation evolves to Pickle Park, which are two very different places. We also came up with a side hustle for...

How to Boil Water 20.04.2023

So much is going on this week! Herp Burglar stops by and he's exhausted! Sara and Klem discuss what it means to support the troops. Heather has all the facts, laws and GWB quotes you need. And Fupa is, well, Fupa. Get your very own Sara the Ruthless throw pillow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to Boil an Egg 13.04.2023

This week Gallo from Sucias Are My Favorite joins us to talk about his podcast, ethical non monogamy, and so much more. We also have Deep Throat to talk with us about glory holes, sexuality, and religion. Don't forget to get yourself your very own Heather tote bagIf your're looking for a glory hole, check out Glory Hole Locations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh Foam 06.04.2023

This week Jro from  Bring It  podcast joins us to talk about LARPing, No Fap, and Corey Haim. He also tells us about his invention The Milking Glory. Dad sneaker. That’s all that needs to be said for everyone to know exactly what we are talking about. Oh, and Klem’s stinky feet. Sara wrote a jingle for Jro’s invention, the Milking Glory (patent pending). What, you ask, is the Milking Glory? You ar...

I don't wanna be the Piano Man 30.03.2023

This week we have Stewart from 21st Century Podcast filling in for Heather while she was recovering from her annual cervix scraping. He kept us entertained while we had Heather in our thoughts and prayers. We also have more of the lovely Brianna, who we found on the glory holes location subreddit . Check out our really cool art , and maybe buy yourself a shower curtain Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

9/11 Deli 23.03.2023

Oh hey, it's Herp Burglar! And we're taking Ted Cruz to Vegas. That's right! Not only that, we've got Joseph Longwell, The Bearded Turner, to turn some wood with us baby! You can check out The Bearded Turner videos here . Follow him on twitter for some hilarious tweets. @beardium Be on the lookout for Herp's new channel, All Emergencies All The Time. For now you can follow him...

It’s All About The Hole 16.03.2023

It's Comedy Night at Legs & Eggs! Glory Holes! Hunter Biden's answering machine! and so much more! GuestsWayne Cooper from Poo Finger Podcast Rob "MaxABV" Valincius from Drink O'ClockPleasure Lane BriannaCheck out our really cool art and buy some!!!If you're looking to find a glory hole check out Glory Hole LocationsEpisode Art by Herp Burgler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

The Mediocre Edition 09.03.2023

The L&E crew needs a damn break. This week you are getting the best of the mediocre. Clips of past episodes that were just…meh. We’ll be back next week all new, but in the mean time, enjoy a compilation of our favorite crap. Email: legsandeggspodcast@gmail.comMerch:https://society6.com/talulaspongecake/designs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is 2 Chainz alive? 02.03.2023

This week we have Rob “Max ABV” Valincius from Drink O’Clock to talk about mumble rap, John Fetterman, and Cop City. We also have more Pleasure Lane for you, include part of his interview with a guy who works at a Glory Hole. As always, we have facts, songs, and more Trailer Sailor. Email: legsandeggspodcast@gmail.comMerch:https://society6.com/talulaspongecake/designsYou can find Drink O’Clock her...

Pleasure in the Hole 23.02.2023

That’s right! This we have special guest Pleasure Lane on to tell you everything you wanted to know about Glory Holes. Hunter Biden answering machine is back! And so much more. Email: legsandeggspodcast@gmail.comMerch:https://society6.com/talulaspongecake/designsIf you’re looking to find a Glory Hole in your area, check out the subreddit r/gloryholelocations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Judd Hirsch. It’s like Gorillaz calling that song Clint Eastwood 17.02.2023

Glory Hole Hunter Biden Tail People Barnstable Bar Meat Swap Meet Melody Tent Email: legsandeggspodcast@gmail.comMerch:https://society6.com/talulaspongecake/designs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No Abortions! No Lattes! 09.02.2023

This week we have Glory Hole Etiquette straight from an expert from the r/GloryHoleLocations subreddit! We have Klem’s review of The Anal Birth of Bert. Monte from inc: the podcast makes an appearance. Email: legsandeggspodcast@gmail.comMerch:https://society6.com/talulaspongecake/designsYou can find inc: the podcast here https://incthepodcast.buzzsprout.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

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