Legit Bat Podcast

For this edition of Planet Retard Report, we have a porno teacher, a Ukrainian man with exceptional teeth, and a Mexican dude with an even more exceptional member. Enjoy this bonus episode and have a great weekend! This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products with no artificial ingredients or fillers. And it's totally safe for human consumption as well. Enter pro...

For this week's episode we're joined by Thomas & Nate from Reality Czars and Mitch the Orgone Donor! We talked about a range of shit (big surprise) covering the emergency alert broadcast next week, the web of technological sorcery, and AI vs. human agency. Check out Reality Czars on pod players, Rokfin, etc and Thomas's amazing comic book works at paranoidamerican.com. Mitch can be...

For tonight's segment of dumb shit we talk about, we have Ryder Lee from Raised By Giants! He tells us about various UFO cults, St. Germaine & the I AM eh organization, and then we delve into how aliens & UFO's are most likely just black ops military projects. Check out Ryder on all pod platforms as well as Rokfin & Rumble. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by pur...

Today we're joined again by Charlie Robinson of Macroaggressions! We basically just talk shit on people that we consider stupid. I mean it's Charlie, what do you want? You can check him out wherever you get podcasts (if you're stupid and haven't already been listening to him for years). Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD product...

Tonight we're joined by Skidmark from Abs n' a 6 Pack, Boobury from Behind the Sch3m3s, and Cretched from OBDM! We pontificate on reality, dimensions and other esoteric BS before doing an OBDM style take on a specific news article. Check out OBDM at factcheckgov.com (or obdmpod.com), Behind the Sch3m3s at behindthesch3m3s.com, and Abs n' a 6 pack at shitmyass.com. Thanks for listening!...

Tonight for our premier return we had the one and only Katillist Jones from the White Rabbit podcast! We go ALL the fuck over the place about the Maui fires, trans celebs, racism, media manipulation, Oliver Anthony, the "this mahfukka ain't real" chick, and other pertinent shit that's been going on lately. Check out his show on all podcast players, Rokfin and whiterabbitpodcast.com...

Back from vacation in Colorado, we threw some shit together for your ear holes about masking coming back, the world's largest meat stick (giggity) and some other stupid stuff. Promise we'll be back on schedule soon thanks for listening! Link mentioned: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4868614/ This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products with no a...

This is a special live, in person show we did with Chris from FKN, Steve & Joe from BG Cast, and Charlie from Macroaggressions! We did have some tech issues (shocking I know) so we were only able to salvage about half of it (thanks Chris for editing). New shows coming soon so stay tuned! Thanks for listening as always! This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products...

Today it's just me & Jen! We talk about the dumbest stuff we can find sans Ben. We will be starting back up soon promise! Just a few more weeks of hectic summer in California. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products with no artificial ingredients or fillers. And it's totally safe for human consumption as well. Enter promo code L...

Back from the dead after a hot few weeks we bring back some old school Bat with just us 3! We go over what we've been up to along with some trending stories about dumb shit. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products with no artificial ingredients or fillers. And it's totally safe for human consumption as well. Enter promo code LEGIT a...

This is Part 1 of a 3 part episode with returning champion Brandon Joe Williams! We wrangled some other dudes and made somewhat of a scavenger hunt out of it. The links for the other 2 parts are provided below. Thanks for listening! Part 2: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-121-part-two-of-the-mighty-morphin/id1589470150?i=1000621930829 Part 3: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the...

This is a weekly news show our buddies Ghost and Ryan do and this week they invited Jen on! Check out their shows at linktr.ee/dangerousworldpodcast & linktr.ee/mythirdeyepodcast. Thanks for listening! This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products with no artificial ingredients or fillers. And it's totally safe for human consumption as well. Enter promo code L...

This is a conversation we had with a brand new show called How the Hell Did We Wind Up Here! John's a great guy and we talked about our thoughts on why and how the world is as it is today, with context from our our personal upbringings and perspectives, as well as some ways to push through the bullshit. Check him out on IG @howthehelldidwewinduphere and give his show a listen! https://open.spo...

Welcome to Episode 88 of the Monday Night MasterDebaters where I am joined by Ryan from Dangerous World Podcast and Joe & Jen from the one and only Legit Bat Podcast. This was a much needed lighter, nostalgic trip for the MasterDebaters. We talked about 80s/90s video games, Funtell, Gameworks, Polybius urban legend or reality, Dungeons & Dragons, World of Warcraft, Reality TV of the 90s/20...

Today we welcome back Tony Merkel of the Confessionals Podcast! Tony is a prolific podcaster, homesteader, and entrepreneur extraordinaire. You can find his show and everything he does at linktr.ee/theconfessionals. Instead of going on about all the problems in the world, we talked about his efforts to focus on spending time with his family, his growing homestead, and of course, chickens! This was...

Tonight we kick it old school with Ryan Dean from Dangerous World and Ron from the Wicked Planet! And an extra special guest Ryan's old cohost and cousin Brandon motherfuckin Peacock! We start out talking about how dumb politics are, then quickly devolve into politics, identity politics, and how we can all still get along and be friends despite all the divisiveness that is shoved down our thro...

Today we had Davey Wavey from the Red Pill Cartel to talk about weird shit in his childhood home, project Blue Beam, and the idea of a "Purge" day, along with all kinds of other crazy shit. Check him out on IG @redpillcartelpodcast and all of his work at linktr.ee/redpillcartelpodcast. Thanks for listening! Early access & ad free video version available here at rokfin.com/legitbat This...

We're back with another Planet Retard Report! Andrew joins us once again for some stories about smuggling meth in syrup, faking your own death for clicks, and turnip sized kidney stones!  Early access & ad free video version available here at rokfin.com/legitbat This episode is sponsored by purepetwellness.com! High quality CBD products with no artificial ingredients or fillers. And it&#39...

Tonight we had Brandon from Expanding Reality back on for another awesome talk about introspection/ego death, the 8% of yourself, pattern interruption/NLP, self deprecation/victim mentality, & the placebo effect. Check him out on any podcast platform, expandingrealitypodcast.com & on IG @expandingreality369. Thanks for listening! Links mentioned: https://youtu.be/y5nFxiP5Rd0 https://www.yo...

Today we had Niko from the Chonspiracists podcast on for a talk about his CBD business, and some other shit I totally don't remember cuz I didn't take notes! It was a great time meeting him and bonus we're now sponsored by purepetwellness.com! Enter promo code LEGIT for 20% off your order and support the show! I can attest that he has amazing products but that's a story for another...

For tonight's chat we had Steve Poikonen from Slow News Day on to go over the new (and not so new) forms of currency & barter, value vs. clicks & likes, and how you're a modern day heretic for daring to question the high priests of Scientism. Check him out on Rokfin, Rumble, and audio platforms for his various shows including the daily AM Wake-Up! Twitter @amwakeup & @slownewsd...

Technical difficulties aside, we had an amazing chat with Christian Yordanov! We talk about dietary concerns as far as systemic disease goes, autism, and how to effectively detox from mainstream medical advice. Check out his work and his courses at christianyordanov.com. Definitely having him back on soon hopefully with Clive DeCarle! Thanks for listening! Early access to the video version here ro...

Today we had 2 time returning guest Todd Cave (@adriano_246 on IG) on to go over some of the madness of the 21st century, the ways the Machine is coming after children, women, and basically ALL you muhfakkas. We end on a positive note though and how all good people need to do is BE GOOD PEOPLE and stop sitting by and letting Them write the script for you. Thanks for listening! Early access to the...

For today's talk we had Brandon Williams from onestupidfuck.com! He is a wealth (kind of literally) of information on becoming a national vs. United States citizen, the all caps corporation that is your legal name, ways to go around taxes, licenses, legal trouble, and even possibly credit cards and other loans. This is rather complex stuff for my brain and we plan on getting him back on in a f...

Today we had returning champ Chris Mathieu from Forbidden Knowledge News! We talk about his new documentary coming out this summer, the curious mounds found throughout the country, how they may relate to pyramids, and ancient cultures & technology. You can find all of Chris's shows on audio players, Rokfin, Rumble, & his new channel on YouTube (he's been booted many times) and all...