Legends Podcast

Merry Christmas listeners! This episode takes John D., Frank and special guess José Cuervo on a wild chase to find a Turbo Man on Christmas Eve in Jingle All the Way. We comment on Arnold being the father of Darth Vader, the Power Rangers' influence on Turbo Man, why Ned Flanders wants to steal Arnold's wife, Sinbad's incredible acting skills, how Turbo Man is a cheap version of Iron Man and the m...

This episode takes John D. and Frank on their Video game arc with another martial art tournament: DOA: Dead or Alive. We tackle the objectification of women, the physics of video game boobage giggling as well as the volleyball game spinoff and the power of cool sunglasses. We also talk about the extensive and complex plot... not really. On other topic we discuss Final Fantasy 13 that’s as interest...

This episode takes John D. and Frank back to Outworld as they witness another round of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. We’re impressed by Rayden's new haircut but less impressed by how powered down he is. We comment on the actor change, how hair is a powerful fighting tool for a woman, the new latex ninja suit, the stuffing of characters just for the sake of it,the use of metal balls as cars and the...

This week's episode is dedicated to Alban Pelland, a veteran on Earth who’s now exploring the Final Frontier. This episode takes John D. and Gen from the Enterprise B to D in Star Trek Generations. We discuss the introduction of Whoopi Golberg as Guinan, Captain Picard and his rituals for promotion, how Tuesday is indeed a magic day, the ever-changing uniforms, Data's emotion chip and the ever-gro...

This episode takes John D. and Gen into the neutral zone between the Klingons and the Federation in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.  We are more than happy that Sulu finally got promoted to Captain of the Excelsior and are surprised that Chekov didn’t kill Gorkon. We watch as the Scooby Star Trek Gang must solve their biggest mystery yet - why the Federation keeps sending Kirk on diplomati...

This episode takes John D. and Frank to Outworld as they witness Mortal Kombat. We reminisce upon our first Mortal Kombat experience, some of the controversies that have been associated with the franchise and the fabulous success that was the first movie. We also comment on some weird make-up choices, the cheesiness of Rayden, the under uses of Kitana, the amazing soundtrack and the impact it had...

This episode takes John D. And Gen in the face of GOD as they embark into an uncompleted Starship in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.  We discuss The Shat love for horses... sorry unicorn, the undeniable negotiation strategies of Kirk and how Scotty really became the C-3PO of this movie. We also do the weekly rundown in video games, helps some of our listeners with their new drinking game and sing...

This episode takes John D. And Gen on a voyage to Earth in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. We discuss which Star Trek was the highest grossing film of the franchise, we are amazed by the psychedelic trip the crew takes going back in time, the fact Scotty retrofits the bridge of the HMS Bounty like the one from the Enterprise and Spock's post-death re-education. We discuss new tech vs old tech and w...

This episode takes John D. and Frank back to their roots as we publish a new entry in the Arnold Arc, Raw Deal (1986). We note that Raw Deal is almost a movie adaptation of Grand Theft Auto, that Arnold doesn’t have enough one liners and that the plot is impossible to follow. We touch upon the Mortal Kombat movies with a promise of a video game arc and we recommend Garth Ennis the Boys Comics (but...

This episode takes John D. and Gen back to the Genesis planet in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. We noted that the bar scene looks like the Star Wars Cantina, arcade games are still made with vector graphics and Doc Brown is one mean Klingon. We also discuss the political implications of Klingons as well as their dangerous sense of honor. We tangent all over the place and explain why The Lion...

This episode takes John D. and Gen aboard the Enterprise as we launch the Star Trek arc starting with a double feature including an episode from the Original Series: "Space Seeds’’ and ‘’Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan’’! We of course talk about Ricardo Montalban's chest, the Shat's acting abilities and the introduction of the Kobayashi Maru. We tangent all over the place, talking about John D. me...

This episode takes John D. and Gen back to a 1885 Hill Valley in Back to the Future III. We discuss Marty's incredible strength in his capacity to carry Doc on his back, the weird DNA heritage of the McFly lineage and the need for a clock tower in a town with only about four houses. We establish that Marty has his priorities straight by going directly to the saloon and getting a "smoking wisky’’ w...

This episode takes John D. and Frank into the world of John Hughes as we revisit Weird Science. We share stories from our teenage years, remember what a VHS was and try to understand how this movie got a PG-13 rating. We comment on Kelly LeBrock as the perfect computer-made woman, her 80’s style clothing and how she would not be the kind of woman a Mac would create. God bless the 80’s for some of...

This episode takes John D. and Frank into the setting of The Gamers: Dorkness Rising. We make fun of the always dying bard, the sorceress with a gender problem, the monk of douchness and the most persevering Dungeon Master we’ve ever seen. We draw parallel to our own gaming experience, have a discussion about classic NES games and plug our favorite web comics. Special Thanks to Uchiha Daisuke for...

This episode take John D. and Frank to the explosive island of Vilena in the film The Expendables. We are impressed to see how buff Stallone is versus the governator, how useless the women are and how wood is about to replace C4 as portable explosive material. Since Hollywood is getting quicker at green-lighting projects, we throw our ideas on what would be cool to see in the next outing of this t...

This episode takes John D. and Gen to the future Hill Valley as we travel with Doc Brown Back to the Future (part 2). We are amazed at the traffic Jam of the SKYway, concept of policewomen/strippers coming in 5 years and that we are actually talking about Dustbusters and LaserDisc. Once again we discuss Biff's obsession with Lorraine and wonder about the plastic surgeries he made her go through. N...

This episode takes John D. and Gen back to 1985 as they try to get Back to the Future. We wonder about what has changed since 1985, if Eric Stoltz would have been a good Marty and how much money was made by product placement. We are puzzled by the way alcoholism, drug abuse, bribery, gunfire, incest, sexual assault and terrorism are portrayed in this family movie. Once again we draw parallels to S...

This episode takes us to Not The Enterprise 3120 or, the NSEA Protector as we visit the Thermians in Galaxy Quest . We agree that Fred Kwan is possibly high, we discuss the ever growing chest of Gwen DeMarco and the incompetency of the Thermians to use their own devices. Hear us debate the movie from the point of view of a moderate Star Trek fan and a non-fan. Guest who’s who. We have also started...

This episode take us to L.A. in 2019, where Han Solo and Amiral Adama are Blade Runners. We discuss the flying car that’s coming in 9 years, the implications of wearing saran wrap as a coat and the 3rd degree of science fiction where everything goes back to Star Trek.  We lose ourselves in multiple Trek stories referring to Tasha Yar’s death, Klingon Gagh and how Dr Martin Luther King convinced Ni...

This bonus episode drops us on an unknown planet where Adrian Brody wishes he was as buff Arnold was, as we review Predators ( with an S ). We also meet Laurence Fisburne with a Brando complex, Topher Grace with a Hannibal Lecter complex and Danny Trejo with a Cameo complex. We are sad that nobody got to ''tha choppa'' and discuss KY fights. Is Predators going to become a contemporary legend? List...

This episode takes us to a near future where Arnold is not a politician but a framed police officer on a  TV show called Running Man. We debate the futuristic look of LED-Man, if you should put red shirts in a kill or get killed situation and how the Man of Steel almost traded his blue tights for yellow ones. We also introduce The Beast as a guest co-host! The audio of this episode is quite poor,...

This episode takes us a long time ago in a Galaxy not that far away where we meet the Spaceballs. Learn why Barf is our favorite and how we make the connection between Commando, Spaceballs and the Matrix. You can now find us on Itunes under ''Legends Podcast'' Please subscribe and give us a positive review! You can also follow us on Twitter @LegendsPodcast for updates and  to voice your opinion on...

This week we go Commando as we continue our Arnold Arc. We test our new Podcasting equipment and apologize for not publishing Episode 2. Val Verde revolution will be Pantless!!!! Please send us feedback at legends.podcast@hotmail.com and follow us on Twitter at @legendspodcast. Thank You

We kick off our 1st Legend Podcast with Arnold, we eat the mic, search our words and have a LOT of fun. Please hang on for the other episode!!!