Legends Of The Painty Men

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can't be a 'metal' as Chaos. It's Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!     music by the am...

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They also talk about drunk road comics from Chicago and Roy's new strategy of not looking at the rules before buying minis. Enjoy!     music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Storm Cast Eternals army and Andrew plans his future losses with his Squig Army. Join the fun!   music provided by the award winning and incredible @fluxpavilion! 

Dave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of "fun armies" but this is immediately abandoned and rapidly devolves in John's fantasies of playing Warhammer for large cash prizes, lighting toilets in Azyr, Sigmar buys an airbrush, Looney Tunes Gloomspite Gitz and Dave...

Painty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love of HeroQuest, his mom's obsession with painting Santa Claus figurines and how it all started him down the path of painting plastic pain. Lots of DnD, Old Hammer, Dragon Lance and retro table top gaming tal...

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new "Roman" look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop IP rules for artists,  red enraging special rules and more! Andrew has a new mic that sounds good over zoom, now we need to get Roy one!    Music by the amazing, award winning, world touring @fluxpavilion !...

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD paintings, the Ewok Gambit and even more Gunpla/Gamma Wolves! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy (not pictured) and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew flies solo while John recovers from dad duty (doodie) and answers questions, talks Gunpla, giant minis and Gamma Wolves.   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 Minis, and how Orks love to party! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the hot new Slaanesh demons, John is a grouch about everything again and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about new model releases for Warhammer Quest Cursed City, high school theater kings, tiles versus terrain and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!   Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion ! 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Lumineth Kangaroo Mounts, the Slaanesh Fat Gay on a Parade Float and terrible unique character powers.   Stick around after for all the @fluxpavilion tracks that he was kind enough to create for us and check out his new album!

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, Misery Index, Tv Land) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Slaanesh releases (the fat guy on the barge hadn't come out yet), genital builds and licensed fantasy novel writing.  Music by the incredible @fluxpavilion

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on giants being hilariously stupid, Sigvald being hot and helmet plumes. Roy is a little low in this episode, Zoom issue, but muscle through because it's worth it.  Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on fluff vs. crunch, the misnomers and pitfalls of this thinking as well as sone funny problems with the lore.  Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on everything from X-Men to the very best armies of all time and the players that make them.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about Kharadron Overlords finally being the pirate army it deserves. music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they reveal the game that started the entire podcast.  music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a counterfeit miniatures scam from Russia and people keep sending Andrew hot female Ogor mini pics.

Our post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn't have a chance to ask do t worry we're doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound recorded via zoom so a little tinnier than usual! Hopefully the virus will be over soon and we can record face to face!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of the new Lumineth Aelves.   Music by the far too talented Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion 

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt take listener questions and answers about their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren't a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you can't copyright those. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion. 

John Roy and Andrew DeWitt (From Hollywood! Ooooh) answer fan questions about Age Of Sigmar, including what models they could actually kill in one on one combat.

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.