Leave Me Alone

Welcome to Episode 10, a chaotic, comforting, and sarcastic deep dive into why it’s okay to be different — especially if you’re queer, introverted, socially anxious, neurodivergent, or just a beautifully exhausted human trying to navigate modern life without crying in public (again). In this episode, we talk about: ✨ Self-acceptance for introverts ✨ Queer identity & embracing your uniqueness...

Welcome to Episode 3 of Leave Me On The Couch — the mini-series where we sit on the sofa, sip some wine, and answer all the weird, awkward, and hilarious questions you didn’t know you needed answered. In this episode: ✨ We tackle random and awkward questions ✨ Share unplanned tangents and chaotic couple banter 💬 We want your stories, questions, or advice! Send them via our Leavemealonepod | Ins...

Welcome to Episode 9: The Cape Verde Chronicles — a full breakdown of our “relaxing” family holiday that turned into pure sun-soaked chaos. From airport drama at 4am to all-inclusive fever dreams, this trip had everything : tantrums, turbulence, strangers picking up my child, and waves that nearly took out half the British population. In this episode I’m diving into: ✈️ Airport Chaos at 4am Securi...

Welcome back to Episode 2 of Leave Me On The Couch ! 🎙️ We’re diving headfirst into random, awkward, and hilariously relatable questions — the kind only a lesbian couple on a sofa can answer. From uncomfortable confessions to funny couple banter, expect unfiltered honesty, cozy chaos, and lots of laughs. In this episode: ✨ Laugh with us at our honest (and sometimes ridiculous) answers ✨ Relate t...

From Vinted chaos to Tesco betrayal, this week’s episode is pure modern-life madness. I kicked things off feeling like a small business mogul—until every single parcel drop-off point betrayed me. Then came the Great Prescription Chase (spoiler: the antibiotics were on pre-order), and just when I thought the universe was done with me, a rainy drive turned into a showdown straight out of “Fast &...

Welcome to Episode 1 of Leave Me On The Couch — our brand-new mini video series! We had zero clue what we were doing , but somehow ended up with cosy, chaotic sofa vibes. If you’ve ever sat with your partner talking nonsense one minute and deep life stuff the next, this will feel familiar. In this episode, we dive into: 🛋️ Stupid questions no couple should ask 😂 Random rants & badly timed jok...

Welcome back to Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast — for people who would rather cancel plans than explain themselves to strangers. This week, we’re tackling the classic lesbian paradox: I get called sir weekly, my wife gets told she doesn’t look gay , and together we’re apparently a system glitch in society’s expectations. From accidental misgendering to public restroom anxiety, to my wife’s...

Ever feel judged at the supermarket? Welcome to life as a same-sex family with a toddler! From GP forms stuck in the 1970s, playground stares, and holiday card chaos, to tantrums in public, we share the hilarious, messy, and utterly relatable reality of modern parenting.

Welcome back to Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast ! In this episode, I’m sharing my Disneyland Paris experience — or as I like to call it, a family endurance test disguised as a holiday. From airport meltdowns to €50 cheese toasties, delayed flights, and a toddler dressed as Iron Man stealing the show, it’s safe to say it wasn’t quite the “magical getaway” I imagined. If you’ve ever come home...

In this episode of Leave Me Alone , I prepare for my upcoming Disneyland Paris trip — Halloween edition! Join me as I dive into the hilarious, chaotic, and slightly terrifying world of travel anxiety, airport nightmares, and crowded theme park planning. From crying babies and screaming toddlers on planes to queues, baggage claim horrors, and social overload, I share my sarcastic, antisocial take o...

This week I made the fatal mistake of leaving my house. Again. From the Vinted drop-off that nearly broke me to Aldi’s demolition-derby car park, it’s been a wild ride. My toddler’s out here greeting strangers like he’s running for office while I’m just trying not to make eye contact. Back home, the dogs are auditioning for Downton Abbey, the kitten’s doing laps of the curtains, and Amazon’s singl...

In this episode, Amy (antisocial, married lesbian, toddler wrangler, and dog employee) relives the week’s emotional rollercoaster — featuring a Tesco van driver with anger issues, a neighbour who thinks “personal space” is optional, and a household one minor inconvenience away from mutiny. If you’ve ever hidden from a knock at the door or silently judged humanity while clutching frozen peas, you’l...

Hi, I’m Amy. I’m 36, antisocial, sarcastic, married, a lesbian, and somehow still standing despite living in a shoebox with a toddler, a Dobermann who thinks she’s my boss, a Dalmatian who silently judges my life choices, and a kitten planning to overthrow us all. In this first episode of Leave Me Alone , I break down: ​Why supermarket aisles turn into survival games. ​How “friendly dog owners” ar...