Learn Me Somethin'

This episode is sponsored by millennials. We chat about Caleb's experience applying to a university he never plans to attend, the business of being Costco and the lifestyle of being a rishiki. If you've ever wondered "How does Costco do it?" or "Why is Sumo so interesting?" then this is the episode for you. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/BJnX8zjBPnv SUPPORT Patreon Merch...

This episode gets a little gross, so this is a warning to Caleb's mom, but if you don't mind a little poop talk and some microorganism discussion, you might just grow in appreciation for your toilet and the gross little squishy creatures around you. Or you might turn off this episode once we start talking about the tersorium... VOTE https://strawpoll.com/e2narwpAwgB NOTES Josiah's v...

Buckle up people. This one's a doozy. Need to disappear? Need to learn how to fight an army of giant flightless birds? We've got you covered. P.S., don't disappear please. We need listeners. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/2ayLkqRVWZ4 NOTES Data removal guide SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

IT'S SPACE BABY. Our first themed episode of season 4. You know we're nerds and get excited any time we get to leave the atmosphere on this pod and this episode is action packed with spaceships, astronauts, space races, and camaraderie. Give her a whirl and we think you'll enjoy it. ALSO, don't forget to pick up your, "These guys suck" merch in the merch link below! N...

Season 4's first tap out! A surprise guest visits the show to share about a topic everyone could implement into their lives. There's also plenty of learnin' and goofin' around. Maybe too much goofin' not enough learnin' but we'll let you be the judge of that. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/PbZqRKKbNyN SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's...

Today we're talkin' Darn Tough socks, dolphins noises, founding fathers,  and more. If that doesn't make sense to you, just listen. You'll get it. Trust me. VOTE https://strawpoll.com/40ZmqK5pRZa NOTES First sensory deprivation tank Dollar bill SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

This is our first in-person episode in a while which means one thing: we had a blast. We also talked about being in a teenage mob, immortality, and a fascinating character from the early 1900's (maybe). Buckle up and prepare to have the entertainment center of your brain light up like never before. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/6QnMOx42aZe NOTES Punishment Video Brine Shrimp Tardigrade Hydr...

Learn Me Somethin' is back at it with a fire emoji of a season opener. This one is filled with the LMS classics: the early 20th century, technical difficulties, silliness, wild stories and interesting culture. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/7rnzmwkVEyO NOTES Punishment Video Goodnight Moon Report Land Diving SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Youtube Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah&apos...

THE SEASON 3 FINALE IS HEREEEEE. Seriously. Thank you all so much for listening. We're 60 episodes in to this pod and still having a blast. Stay tuned, season 4 is coming and will (maybe... hopefully...) be bigger and better than ever! This episode features some fears that most of us experienced as little kids, a mysterious island in the Gulf of Mexico, and a fake town that became real and th...

What is a Globster? An alien? A sea monster? Something we've never discovered? Also... How important is pricing when it comes to our perception of quality? Two questions I bet you never thought would be asked AND answered in the same episode of a random competitive teaching podcast... And yet, here we are. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/BDyNEr94wZR LINKS Exploding Whale Report Google Sandals...

Go to the past and the future in a single episode. Major League Baseball, nuclear waste management, speaking to future civilizations, Georgia Guidestones. We cover a lot. ALSO I'd like to thank the DMV for providing such a peaceful work environment as I studied for this episode. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrY9NxyA LINKS Waste Warning Ideas 10,000 year earworm Boot Shorts SUPPORT Patre...

Mystery. Intrigue. Plot twists and surprise endings. The two topics in this episode go head to head in a pretty wild competition. Like clues? This episode has it.. Enjoy dinosaurs and mystery monsters? It's got that too. Thousands of peanut butter calories and the DMV? we've got you covered. Tune in for a full hour of entertainment and good learnin'! VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/...

Bugs. And Reality TV. What more do you need? But really, this episode was a lot of fun! A little bit of science, a little bit of history, a little bit of psychology, a little bit of art (music...) There's something here for everyone! VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/Q0ZpRLqdDnM LINKS Joe Schmo Show Reveal SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Twitter Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah&apo...

In this unintentionally-themed fighting episode, Caleb discusses the battle of the Joshes in Lincoln, Nebraska, and how a meme turned into a massive event. Josiah talks about the scientific feud between two prolific paleontologists and we learned how petty people can be. It's a wild ride in this one. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/NPgxEoGWoZ2 LINKS Battle of the Joshes Bone Wars Wiki p...

Fly fishing, a golden flute, a Brazilian photographer, African grass, Robin Williams and an English heist. What do all these things have in common? This episode. Don't forget to vote! VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/ajnEOe4doZW LINKS Jock Scott Salmon Fly Recipe Durham Ranger Salmon Fly Recipe Master of Puppets on Flute The Feather Thief - Kirk Wallace Johnson Salgado Reforestation Proj...

When I say a lot happens this episode, I feel like maybe that's an understatement. The secret sign language of saw mills? Lessons  from 15 countries? Sitting cross legged? A gorilla? Buckle up. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/NoZr3bYWay3 SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Twitter Instagram Reddit Caleb's Insta Josiah's Insta Support the show

Does pineapple belong on pizza? Is there a place for it? Is it a monstrosity? Find out here. Also, how does the average person heal a broken heart? Castle building, duh. This is our first episode back together in the studio in a while and it's a BLAST and a half. You don't want to miss it! VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/3RnYlV0rWye SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Twitter Instagram Re...

On this episode, the guys tackle respiration and Japanese corporate history.  Caleb takes a stab at using breathe to change your life and Josiah teaches about the time when Nintendo packaged ramen was a thing. If you're into breathing and/or video game companies, this is the episode for you VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/Qrgebb4jQZp SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL Twitter Instagram Reddit...

OUR 50TH EPISODE. This was the big aspiration that Josiah and I had when we started this podcast two and a half years ago. What a journey it's been. AND, what better way to celebrate than with a classic brain topic and a mostly unattainable multi-billion dollar project? Thank you to everyone who has listened these last few years and especially for those of you who support us through our Patre...

MERRY CHRISTMAS. Interested in knowing how expensive the gifts your true love gave to you are? Want to know what poop log means in the context of Christmas? This is the episode for you. This episode is our annual Learn Me Somethin' Christmas truce, which means NO voting, NO winners, No losers. Just a light hearted podcast competition in no man's land during the war. We're thankful f...

This episode is wild. Sinking cities? Necessary expeditions? Will Josiah discover the lost wonder plant of Greece this week? Fingernail drama???? Hear it all on the latest episode of Space Me Somethin'. PS. Thanks for hanging with us as our posting schedule is a bit funky while Josiah travels the world!!! We're still making episodes and still having a blast. The releases will just be a b...

This is a shorter episode since half of our hosts (the cool half) are traveling abroad and seeing the whole world. We're still bringing some important topics to the table though. Can sand dunes sing? Has the Saharan desert ALSO travelled the world?? Is volcano ironing possible? Find out here. No voting this week! Just good ol' fashioned podcast fun. SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL YouTube T...

An old prospector, a prison break, a block of cheese, a new olympic sport (hopefully), and wheelchair wheelies. All but one of these topics is up for discussion this episode. VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/GeZANlQw8yV NOTES Lazarus Lake Where dreams Go to Die The Race that Eats its Young Fierljeppen in action Ramp that launches you into a pool SUPPORT Patreon Merch SOCIAL YouTube Twitter In...

Your new favorite Polish war-hero is not who you think he is, but you'll love him dearly by the end of this episode. Also, play a little round of Jeopardy to learn about fast food perfume, Pancake King and more! VOTE HERE https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKglz8x2Eyp NOTES Atomic Habits Wojtek Dogs talking with buttons Women Belong in the Kitchen Old Spice BTS Just Do It - Shia version IHOB SUPPORT...

According to Caleb, Top Gun: Maverick is one of the best movies of all time. Why? Mostly the cinematic and technical wizardry that had to happen to make it work. According to Josiah, the Mary Celeste is a mystery that is easily solved if you take into account that sea monsters may be more careful and ferocious than you thought. According to both Caleb and Josiah, you GOT to listen to this episode...