League, Lore & More!

Don't get in between a mother bear and her cubs....or a mega tree and his saplings. Credits: Maokai Biography and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/maokai-color-story/ https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/maokai/ Maokai Voice Lines: https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28383-maokai-league-of-legends Elise Theme Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skD_...

It's time for the common trap all us men fall in...don't you hate it when you think you found a great girl, she's hot, funny, responsible, and incredibly driven but then it turns out she's working for a massive arachnid type monster that will eat you and or turn you into a spider human hybrid where you will live the rest of your life in torment? Oh she herself is also half spider half human and in...

Atreus returns for yet another professional League of Legends Team Draft and he's bringing a couple other guests as the crew goes through the 10 LEC/LCS teams, their roster changes and then drafting all 20 teams for a season long competition.

If you start dating a girl and she says she's a horse girl and has a horse, make sure it isn't this horse because that relationship may end up real bad for your health. Hecarim is a fierce and bloodthirsty commander of the Iron Order and even in undeath his thirst is unquenchable as he terrorizes the lands of the living. Credits: Hecarim Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83s03_rSjRs Heca...

It's anti hero week, or lawful evil or true neutral or something in between as its hard to tell with this week's champion. Two wrongs don't make a right but that isn't stopping Kalista from ending the lives of those she deems as treacherous betrayers and those who don't deserve redemption. Credits: Biography and Short Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/kalista-color-story/ htt...

Part 2 Electric Boogaloo for the Shadow Isles one and only love story. Despite not actually being in the Shadow Isles physically during these stories, Senna and Lucian are intertwined with the fate of the mist and Senna herself has the mist within her. Come join us and learn how she harnesses that power and how it has changed her very essence.... Credits: Biography and Short Story: https://univers...

The sequel to "If your man doesn't treat you like this then get rid of him" as Lucian shows us what it means when a guys says he would go to the ends of the earth for you. I'm not sure most other guys know that means fighting undead spirits with weapons infused with light.... Credits: Lucian Biography and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/lucian-color-story/ https://universe....

The worlds ugliest debt collector is on the loose after the Ruination and his antics and actions have caused the separation of happy couples and the deaths of many more. When he's asking for your soul, it makes it difficult to pay with anything else.... Credits: Thresh Biography and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/thresh/ https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/...

It's time to explore r/relationship advice as we look to untangle the relationship between Viego and his dead wife Isolde. Will she come around and see things the way he does or will she remain gone forever and let him murder all of humanity?  Credits: Biography and Short Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/viego/ https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/v...

As alluded to last week we spend this episode at the Daring Darling with a very daring darling and some other characters we know well and love make appearances and play major roles in this harrowing tale....

Today we begin covering how an entire civilization was destroyed by a deadly smog....okay maybe the smog had deadly ghosts, spirits, wraiths and any other type of spectral being imaginable inside of it but the point stands that we need to clean up our air.....

I know I know I'm changing the schedule again but we had some issues with scheduling and couldn't get Atreus on for the Team Draft recap but sit back and hear my horrible takes on LCS offseason/free agency rumors and roster changes before diving into the Shadow Isles next week. 

We look at what we have covered and what more we have left in our journey across Runeterra. Funky then gives some brief thoughts on some happenings within the game itself and Pro-Play 

There's a black cloud in the sky and an even blacker mist crawling across the surface of the sea toward Bilgewater. It comes from the Shadow Isles and has only one purpose: death.  Credits: Shadow and Fortune Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_us/story/shadow-and-fortune-story

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's the Reaver King Gangplank back from the dead and he's coming for Miss Fortune and the rest of Bilgewater while he's at it. He's taken on Noxian navies and Ionian ninjas so surely some Bilgewater rats won't be a problem for the pirate lord. Credits:  Biography and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/gangplank-color-story/ https://universe.leagueoflegen...

Today's episode is centered around a roided out Pacific Islander and her ex boyfriend who just so happens to be a mass murderer but hey at least he was the King of Bilgewater and that's wicked hot. The Truth Bearer and servant of the Beaded Lady is our focus as the Bilgewater series nears its end. Credits: Biography and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/illaoi-color-story/ ht...

This week's champion is much more sinister than his nickname seems. The River King is just one of many names that Tahm Kench goes by on his travels across Bilgewater and the rest of Runeterra. Be careful what you wish for if he crosses your path as it may cost more than you know... Credits: Biography and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tahmkench-color-story/ https://univers...

Funky Odor and Atreus go Round 2 in picking their teams for the World championship in this special episode. Will Funky Odor redeem himself from last year's loss?

Today's episode is a much more effective and much harder to catch(if that's possible) Jack the Ripper. If you ever see a guy in Bilgewater looking at you then back at a list then back at you, it would be wise to leave the area immediately.... Credits: Pyke Theme Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHRvLl8hpqc&t=56s Pyke Bio and Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/pyke-co...

What do a shell/mollusk organism, and an underwater vessel from one of the most famous books in the world have in common.... the name Nautilus! Which is the subject of today's episode. Learn this one easy trick to avoid having your ship destroyed and your life taken from you and all it takes is a fraction of a percentage of the wealth that you stand to gain scavenging the waters around Bilgewater....

We finish the story Destiny and Fate about Graves and Twisted Fate and their adventure to get the abyssal crown from deep below bilgewater's depths. What oceanic creatures will it anger and will they survive both the journey and the aftermath back in Bilgewater? Credits: Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/destiny-and-fate/ Theme Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13900aRG3...

We read the first half of our Short(long) Story about Twisted Fate and Graves as they have become a duo once more and are on another job for some Gold Krakens. Something lurks around them, watching, and waiting to strike..... Credits: Story: https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/destiny-and-fate/ Theme Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13900aRG3hA

Spaghetti Western meets Krakens and pirates of the Caribbean in this week's episode as the unlikely pairing of Graves and Twisted Fate take center stage, which is not a place where you should cheat, especially in Bilgewater. Listen in as they form a partnership that may or may not survive a jail sentence and a betrayal, but will involve plenty of heists, swindles, and outright debauchery.  Cr...

How many times are bad guys going to have to learn the lesson that killing someone's family usually turns into them taking revenge on you? It's a never ending relationship it seems between greed and revenge as Sarah Fortune takes to the streets of Bilgewater in order to exact her revenge on Gangplank and his motley crew. Ruthless and efficient, Miss Fortune is determined to succeed and that's the...

Taking a wolf in sheep's clothing to a whole separate meaning with today's short story reading! Mix assasin's creed levels of stealth with assassin's creed levels of slaughter once that stealth is found out and you'll get the jist of what is going on in this story... Credits: All Kindred Eve Written by Matt Dunn Theme Music: Riot Games