Le Grand Fromage

Vincent watched a plane leaving for France. Quinno cooked pork shoulder steaks. John brought coleslaw to a Pot Luck, then traded it for brats. Trader John is very clever.

John's cooking was driven by melancholy. The best thing Quinno ate was a cocktail. And Vincent drank a bottle of wine from 1955. He's not for everyone, you know.

Vincent has a new favorite brand of Sour Cream & Onion chips. John didn't expect to like Orange Wine. And Quinno started singing a song. Thankfully, he stopped.

Vincent gives love, one plate at a time. John lost 30 pounds of sweat at the fish fryer. And Quinno rarely drinks beer at home. No one believes that.

Vincent is back in the restaurant business. John had Beef Wellington in South Dakota. And Quinno thinks sausage rolls are the perfect food form. Classy.

Vincent would like to catch and cook a Walleye. John had fries and mashed potatoes in the same dish. And Quinno's not a fan of flavored vodka. The flavored vodka market will probably survive.

As we heard more about Vincent's trip home, we also learned that John had a slice of cheese thrown at his car, and Vincent used to drop tomatoes off a bridge. Quinno has no recorded incidents of food violence.

What did Vincent do on his European vacation? He saw beautiful sights, ate glorious food, and drank wonderful wine. What is Vincent doing now? Telling us all about it!

." And for the blurb "Vincent made a fabulous paella. Quinno doesn't remember metric. And John used a $650 toaster. It didn't end well.

Vincent improved a vegan dish with a pork chop. John had a bad experience with Stella Artois. And Quinno was wandering the streets alone. Poor little fella.

Vincent's going to make his own baguettes. Quinno got bribed by a fancy hotel. And John can't pronounce bouillabaisse. Not even close.

We learned some very important stuff this week: Kerrygold Butter doesn't melt the right way. If you put too much sauce on something, just call it a new dish. And avocados are seasonal all year long. Wait...what?

Vincent had a big announcement. John was asked why he was on the show. And Quinno had a poor restaurant experience. Did we mention that Vincent had a big announcement?

Vincent cleaned his garage so he could drink beer. Quinno doesn't understand the dark magic of US-style BBQ. And being an MC/DJ is John's jam, man. Reasonably priced, too!

Vincent had a proud papa moment in the kitchen. John met some French people from France. Quinno prefers dry-rub wings. He's not a sauce guy. His loss.

Vincent wanted to talk about duck. John had a pancake failure. Quinno was a little confused. Nothing new there.

Vincent is still a rebel at heart. John ate some glorious fried rice. And Quinno has no interest in cold showers. Too much information?

Vincent is a fan of mackerel. John would be happy to just eat seafood. And Quinno used to live near the Sydney Fish Market. There's clearly something fishy about this week's show.

Vincent delivered an air fryer mea culpa. John ate humble pie very slowly. And Quinno was feeling a bit left out. He'll get over it. Eventually.

A Frenchman gave an Irishman an Irish recipe to cook on American TV, and an Australian helped them talk about it. No, it's not a St. Patrick's Day joke; it's this week's show, and it's really quite tasty.

Vincent had one of the great meals of his life. John had wonderful mashed potatoes in an airport lounge. Quinno didn't see a shadow for two weeks. Come on, admit it, you want to know more!

Vincent prefers an apron with a bib. Quinno loves a cheese and onion sandwich. And John drank champagne like he'd just won an F1 Grand Prix. Out of the bottle, in case you were wondering.

Vincent got angry about food labels. Then he got angry about counter service. Then he got angry about mocktails. John had a bottle of vodka close by. Well played, John. Well played.

The boys pre-recorded this show and got their weeks mixed up. That’s what happens when you put a Frenchman, an Irishman and an Australian together. It’s actually a good show. It’s just a week late!

Vincent loves Chinese food in France. Quinno ate a whole mango. John forgot the bottle of pastis. A rare mistake, but a big one.