Lawless Podcast
Lawless Podcast with Justin and Clayton
Clayton and Justin are two friends that happen to be retired cops. The podcast covers topics ranging from spirituality to the police state in America with humor along the way. This production is intended for entertainment purposes only and IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. It is just two homies that talk about stuff and occasionally with other people. Relax
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Jul 2, 2026
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Episodes
Garbage Boys #6 – Welcome to the Jungle (Fight for Your Life Edition) 27.03.2025 1:05:04
A fun family trip to the Sedgwick County Zoo takes a hard left when we fall into the animal exhibits and have to throw hands to survive. JW goes full WWE, drop-kicking bears with alarming efficiency. T Pac somehow gets lucky with a quale bear but takes an L from an unexpected source (thanks, chlamydial). Wolves? T establishes dominance while his family screams in horror. Mountain lions? Clayton tr...
Garbage Boys V: The T Pac Strikes Back 25.03.2025 1:05:40
T Pac is back, and chaos reigns as we kick things off by all talking over each other about migraines. From the wild world of buying homes from builders to the pros and cons of working in real estate, we cover it all. Tarot cards make an appearance before T drops some intel on SECDEF Hegseth allegedly telling the DoD to look the other way on Russian cyber attacks. Rumors swirl that folks in the thr...
Chillin 13.03.2025 1:23:43
Ever randomly remembered something cringey you did 10 years ago and physically recoiled? Yeah, us too. We kick things off by diving into those embarrassing memories that still haunt us, then somehow end up discussing the American Evangelical concept of being "born again." Clayton flexes his prestigious titles of “Mr. Home for Children” and “Best Christian Character” (two years running, m...
Good Times Roll 05.03.2025 1:10:31
The latest episode of Lawless Podcast with Justin and Clayton dives into a chaotic mix of humor, cultural commentary, and deep conversations about personal growth. Kicking things off with a debate over Clayton’s attempt at a Fred Durst/Jesse James hybrid look (pre-cancellation era, of course), the discussion quickly spirals into everything from celebrity gossip to the ever-evolving concept of iden...
Garbage Boys Episode 4 22.02.2025 1:01:20
In this episode, we break down the performance-driven nature of political commentary shows and how it’s impossible to tell what’s genuine and what’s just for the cameras. We compare legacy media to independent media and discuss how that divide affects authenticity. Bernie Sanders gets his due respect—at least on the things he's right about—because let’s be honest, the man has an outlaw vibe. F...
Garbage Boys 3! 16.02.2025 1:11:17
TPac is back! We kick things off with the world's current chaos before diving into wild cop stories. We break down an episode of Part of The Problem and why conservatives have a bone to pick with Dr. Anthony Fauci. We also explore how the same story can be spun wildly differently depending on the news source, the complexities of immigration, and differing takes on immunizations. Plus, a look a...
"Marg Crafton Returns: Ghosts, Piercings, and Horse Tattoos" 09.02.2025 1:39:08
Marg is back, and we kick things off by discussing how "Margaret" is both an old name and an old soul. Justin takes it upon himself to dictate the correct pronunciation of names—whether people like it or not. Marg walks us through the various holes she's put in her nose and ears, complete with the official (and maybe unofficial) names for each piercing. Thelma the ghost makes her usu...
🔬 Science, Politics, and the Fine Art of Misdirection 02.02.2025 1:22:31
We kick things off by digging into the Department of Health and Human Services and the NIH—because nothing says “trust us” like a massive government agency with a revolving door to the pharmaceutical industry. Then, we get into how real science is supposed to work (hint: peer review, open debate, and actual transparency), versus how it's been handled in recent years (hint: slogans, censorship,...
Late Night Laughs and Lessons 28.01.2025 56:53
J.W. and Clayton sit down for a late-night session packed with laughs and some unexpectedly deep dives. They cover everything from Justin's questionable parking skills and QT etiquette to the growing pains of navigating YouTube as new podcasters. Plus, they take a hard look at America's not-so-great track record in history. Got questions or suggestions? Drop 'em here—we're all ears...
Everybody Loves Frasier (Part 2): Tarot, Tuskegee, and the Runner’s High 24.01.2025 1:22:53
The Justin Frasier saga continues in this mind-expanding and laugh-inducing Part 2! We kick things off with the elusive "runner's high" before diving into the complexities of world religions. Frasier shares his frustration with the seemingly endless denominations of the same faith, sparking a lively conversation about spirituality, rituals, and how treating the world (and yourself) reflects your r...
"T-Pac's Take: Faith, Change, and the Art of Adaptation (Part 1) 24.01.2025 1:12:52
#Podcast #FaithJourney #CCM In this episode, Justin and Clayton are joined by Travis Crafton—aka T-Pac—for a deep dive into life, faith, and the ever-changing world around us. They kick things off with a quick look at 50 Cent's Machiavellian business strategies and his collaboration with author Robert Greene. Then, T-Pac opens up about growing up in a fundamentalist evangelical household, homescho...
Everybody Loves Frasier (Part 1): Double Justin, Double the Fun 20.01.2025 1:18:30
#ComedyPodcast #PowerOfPrayer #SelfImprovement 7 views • Jan 13, 2025 • #ComedyPodcast #PowerOfPrayer #SelfImprovementIn a podcast first, we welcome guest Justin Frasier—joining us all the way from his car in sunny California (yes, you read that right). This episode is packed with laughter, insight, and just the right amount of chaos as two Justins take the spotlight. Topics range from holiday tra...
Metal, Narcotics, and the Thin Blue Line of Cop Conventions 17.01.2025 49:31
#Metallica #DeepThoughts #PunkRock 37 views • Jan 6, 2025 • #Metallica #DeepThoughts #PunkRockIn this week’s episode, we dive into the high-stakes world of being an undercover cop—except we’re not cops, we just look like them. From the awkward “you look like a cop” moments to the bizarre subculture of police conventions (narcotic T-shirts included), it’s a wild ride. We also tackle the greatest de...
Cocaine Jesus, Highway Stories, and the New World 15.01.2025 1:39:47
#NewOrleans #SpiritualConnection #TrueStories From the finest smack talk to deep philosophy, this episode has it all. We kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, recalling the best (and worst) insults we endured as cops. Justin recounts the time he was called a "freakin' pig face" (or something like that), while Clayton shares his admiration for Scott the Younger, the reigning champ...
Jay Dub and Marg 14.01.2025 1:00:07
#ghosts #daddydaughter #teenagers 17 views • Jan 2, 2025 • #ghosts #daddydaughter #teenagersJustin and daughter Margaret sit down to compare ghost stories, horror flics, and Ouija boards. Old lock-in church tales and Justin is still terrified of mice for some reason? Marg and Jay Dub never figure out where to leave the mic but they know where to leave their mark.... in their shorts. #daddydaughter...
Gut Feelings, Socrates’ Wisdom, and Late-Night Laughs PT1 03.01.2025 1:09:01
In this late-night edition of the Lawless Podcast, Justin and Clayton blend humor, philosophy, and theology over a can of probiotic soda. They ponder life’s big questions—like how bacteria decide to be good or bad—while tackling deeper topics, such as the essence of fellowship, the joy of connecting through conversation, and the wisdom of Socrates in a modern context. Clayton draws on philosophica...
PT 2 From Mice to MK Ultra: The Deep, Hilarious Chaos of Life and Belief 02.01.2025 1:26:25
the conversation shifts to national security, exploring vulnerabilities at points of entry, the rise of drones, and unsettling connections between historical U.S. actions, Syria, and Al Qaeda. The discussion expands into MK Ultra, theology, and the duo's personal journeys through deconstruction. Clayton highlights the transformative power of challenging rigid beliefs, while Justin draws parallels...
Pt 1 "From Mice to MK Ultra: The Deep, Hilarious Chaos of Life and Belief" 20.12.2024 1:27:28
#TheLawlessPodcast #JustinAndClayton #MKUltra In this episode, Justin opens up about his fear of mice, while Clayton hilariously channels the vibe of a "gay youth pastor," delivering both wisdom and humor. The duo dives deep into the concept of inner dialogue and its role in navigating life's ups and downs, touching on the struggles of maintaining a schedule and identifying depression symptoms. Am...
Episode 26: TikTok, Political Shenanigans, and Socratic Wisdom 13.12.2024 1:01:09
In this episode, Justin opens up about his unhealthy TikTok obsession, and we dive into the spectacle of Trump’s cabinet picks, Matt Gaetz, and the world of political shenanigans. We explore the tricky balance between free speech and censorship, asking whether social media should be regulated or fall under the 1st Amendment. We also discuss Hunter Biden’s pardon from his father, the lasting effect...
Episode 25: Ghosts, Greeks, and the Deep State—Oh My! 02.12.2024 1:45:27
In this episode of Lawless Podcast with Justin and Clayton , we explore everything from spooky specters to the existential mysteries of ancient philosophy. Is the end of the world near? Did Plato know about the deep state? Is reincarnation the ultimate cosmic "try again"? We tackle the Bible, Socrates, Hades, and the immortal soul while trying to "read the room" on conspiracy theories, ancient cul...
Episode 24: Steel Maces, Anger Management & Kardashian Distractions 18.11.2024 1:27:42
"Episode 24 of the Lawless Podcast is a deep dive into how to keep your head on straight in a world full of distractions. We’re swinging steel maces, talking anger management, and calling out the Kardashians for being the ultimate propaganda machine. It’s fitness, focus, and the fight to cut through the noise—all with a Southern twist and a good laugh along the way." Hashtags: #LawlessPodcast #Ste...
Episode 23: Red Wave Reality & Heavy Lifting 09.11.2024 1:00:53
Episode 23 is here, and we’re diving into the 2024 “red wave” fallout! Turns out, democracy works… just maybe not the way the pollsters expected. We break down how the people spoke (and the polls lied) in this election aftermath special. Then, we shift gears to something you can actually rely on: the power of steel mace and kettlebell training to keep you strong and ready for anything—especially w...
EMERGENCY ELECTION EPISODE 22 04.11.2024 1:07:10
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21 "Monster Madness, Mosh Pits & Heart Rates: Ain’t Got No Faint Left in Me!" 31.10.2024 1:41:28
"Y'all ever chug down a Monster, hit the vitamins, and realize your heart's just chillin' at a whisper? Yeah, well, that's Clayton right now—went to the doctor and they told him he's got the heart rate of a hibernating bear. Then Justin goes and breaks his hand, probably punchin' air in a mosh pit to the Blackwood Brothers or something. We got into all that diet health business, the weird relation...
Punching Tires and Fighting Bears: Justin’s Wild Road Trip Episode 20 24.10.2024 1:27:43
In episode 20 of Lawless Podcast with Justin and Clayton, Justin shares the story of his road trip through Kentucky and Tennessee, which took a wild turn when he punched his tire in frustration. While he didn’t fight a bear, the guys break down how they’d theoretically handle a bear encounter after Justin spotted one in the Smoky Mountains. Along with the usual chaos of road rage and traffic, this...
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