Law and Order: Special Viewing Unit

(00:00:00) Restaurant Franchising (00:29:08) Episode Review What exactly is the jurisdiction of a corrections officer? How many locations can a restaurant have before you stope eating there? And who will come visit Aviv in Kosovo?  This week Matt and Aviv take on Season 17 Episode 22: Instersecting Lives, and BOY do these lives intersect.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Jurassic Parking Lot (00:22:15) Episode Review This week, Matt and Aviv discuss the most exciting topic this podcast has ever tackled: Data Managment. What folder exactly did the rape footage get put in, and why would a reality show film with only two days lead time? All that, Aviv spills water on himself, and Matt takes a trip to the Jurassic Parking Lot on this week's episode of SVU....

(00:00:00) Fuck Spotify (00:31:04) Episode Review Two titans of "that guy" acting join us this week and criminal brothers covering up an under-aged model-raping scandal, but what happens when one shoots the other's dick off? And does anyone remember that show Hack? What was that guy's name that starred in it? And why the fuck aren't we on spotify anymore!? All that and more, on this week's episode...

(00:00:00) Carpe Dentem (00:29:52) Episode Review How much do we care about unhoused people? Not enough to devote an entire episode to them. Julian Cooper / Greg Searle is back and boy is it confusing as Sonny Carisi goes under cover as Rapist Smitty Smith? Aviv might get killed by a dentist and Matt overheats on this week's episode. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Ear Cleaning Practices (00:09:13) Episode Review How does a show go from so good to so bad in the span of one episode? Exactly how much contempt does this show have for its audience? Won't someone talk to Olivia about her drinking problem? Find out today when we view and review season 17 episode 18, Unholiest Alliance.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

Matt and Aviv discuss your emails, comedy, smoothies, hand jobs and remembering your lines. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Mamma Mia... Here We Go Again. (00:10:10) Episode Review Who's the number one SVU podcast according to Player.fm? What happens when Matt and Aviv actually like an episode? There's plenty to laugh it in season 17 episode 17 of SVU: Manhattan Transfer, but we're as shocked as you are to say that they made a pretty compelling ep! All that and we learn Aviv has no rhythm.  Follow us on Blue...

Matt and Aviv have a SPOILER FREE discussion of the new movie, Weapons. And discuss slurs for robots while reading your emails.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Matt is a Modern Day Andy Rooney (00:19:01) Episode Review Matt learns about trailers at the beginning of movies. Aviv learns about the war of 1812. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

Matt and Aviv read your correspondence and talk inspiration vs interpolation vs theft. We also tackle James Gunn, Sabrina Carpenter, and by popular request, Dean Cain.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

We're back and we're more depressed than ever. Matt discovers where his customer service rage comes from, and we have a few choice words for Hank Abraham's buddy Benjamin Netanyahu.  Speaking of Hank Abraham, in this week's show, season 17 episode 15, he goes out in-- in our opinion-- a very character consistent way. But we never get to the most important question of the episode: What does Pippa C...

Aviv's back and brings with him some hot takes. Matt is as measured as always.  Intro/Outro music is a cover of "Home Sweet Home" by Slysh, Aviv's favorite Icelandic emo band.  FYI: Our podcast platform recommended we add 10 additional ad breaks to this episode. We did not do that. You're welcome. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

A quick canyon day update for all who celebrate. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Check Out Final Transmissions on Indie Go Go (00:19:52) Episode Review Greg Yates has escaped! Carl Rudnick has escaped! Erin Lindsey has a flashlight! Bronwyn Freed makes lasagna! Today we tackle the insanity that is Season 17 Episode 14: Nationwide Manhunt.  If you'd like to donate to Aviv's indie-go-go for Final Transmissions head HERE for info!  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagra...

(00:00:00) How Was Your Week? (00:11:20) Episode Review Get in, losers. We're doing Kitty Genovese again! In Season 17, Episode 13: Forty-One Witnesses, we ask the tough questions: Why don't people take it upon themselves to get involved with police investigations. Why would someone sit in a cafe with a laptop and not be writing a screenplay? And exactly how wrong can everyone get a story that's p...

Though it's the end of July, and the situation in Los Angeles and across the nation has gotten significantly worse, Aviv and Matt had some choice words for our newest secret police force all the way back in June.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Ant Juice (00:20:52) Episode Review Aviv tells a story that had to be heavily censored. Lily sends a clarification email that doesn't actually clarify anything. Matt lets us in on his history with pre-mature ejaculation. Our hosts share their darkroom experiences. What does this all have to do with 9/11? Find out as we view and review SVU season 17 episode 12: A misunderstanding. Happy...

(00:00:00) Matt and Aviv Have Nothing To Say (00:25:02) Episode Review That sure is a nice townhouse you've got there. Would be a shame if there were some sort of... incident.  No joke, Aviv and Matt talk about so many things that don't matter that we had to fade out their rants. Not even worth a bonus episode. Yet, you still get to hear Aviv describe a noisy nectarine that he ate. What an episode...

(00:00:00) Matt Rants about Rich Blonde Women (not the one you think!) (00:22:23) Episode Review Matt has some thoughts about Sydney Sweeney's new bathwater soap and they are 'yum yum. give me that sexy bathwater'. We also are visited by the corpse of Christmas Present, Judge Jeanine Pirro in this week's episode, Catfishing Teacher Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Aviv is Getting Ready for His Honeymoon (00:08:36) Episode Review Is this episode good? No. But is it interesting? Also no. But do our detectives learn from their past mistakes when a child murderer may walk free because of their interogation techniques? We'll let you guess. Tom Sizemore and B.D. Wong return on this week's episode of SVU.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

Aviv likes the new Mission: Impossible, but Matt hates the new Fear Street. Can these two ever get along? We recorded this episode in May of 2025, so the people whose voices you hear have no idea that we've just bombed Iran. Have pity on them.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Aviv is Vitamin D Deficient and Matt Hates Babies (00:24:33) Episode Review This week we learn to be cool girls instead of pool girls, Matt gets ready to immigrate to Canada, and Aviv learns about the Dodgers. Also, Mike Dodds his getting a little too close to a case of a missing, murdered girl and another guy named Ray that can't stop fucking. All that and more this week. Follow us on...

(00:00:00) Week Recaps, Aviv Broke His Toe (00:18:05) Episode Recap Could a family of 12 have not one, not two, but four pedofiles in their orbit? You know it! Would a pastor try to marry his 13 year old victim in order to shield himself from consequences? You bet! Aviv broke his toe. Matt went to Walla Walla. All this, and I guess we talk about an episode of SVU.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Ins...

In which we decide which donkey humping erotica cover is better, discuss phroggers, and read your correspondence. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !

(00:00:00) Recommends, Eat Shit, and The New Pope (00:26:52) Episode Review Finally, it's Matt who gets to eat shit, and you'll never guess why. Also a couple recommends and our first impressions of the new Pope. Oh yeah, and also Kim Rollins is back gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing.  Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram !